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Hot Girls Wanted: Turned On 2017-04-25 02:24:58 Post No.82031657
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2017-04-25 02:24:58
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>feminist porn looks like it's boring art shit
>the Chad who runs through tinder girls and they get btfo when he ghosts them
>that camgirl who thinks her job is empowering
>that guy who thinks wearing a hat that says PORN in giant gold letters is cool
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One of the cutest girls in porn, does she get a lot of screen time?
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Do they go into anything actually concrete in the show or is it just some girls dont fully enjoy their hoe job and feel that society looks down on them a bit?
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>>82031723
4th episode is about her and her porn agent
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So I was talking to a Christian
>Audience becomes visibly upset
Now come on now, so I was talking to a Christian about God
>hissing
...About God and if he actually follows some ancient desert people rules written 2000 years ago.
>Audience becoming increasingly irate
So he started saying "We are not free but bought with a price" and how "the wages of sin are death" and all this dreary crap I frankly couldn't follow.
>Booing overwhelms the studio and multiple audience members are on the verge of throwing chairs
Luckily, I had a little book with me.
>Audience perks up and stops terrorizing the place to hear what he's about to say
See my science book here tells me the truth. I'm going to live my life how I want it and ain't no one who died on a stick is going to tell me otherwise.
>Audience begins clapping
So I told this Christian off and how it's all fairytales so we should live a life of mindless hedonism.
>Audience members begin visibly cheering, jumping up and down
GOD'S NOT REAL
>GOD'S NOT REAL
GOD'S NOT REAL
>GOD'S NOT REAL
GOD'S NOT REAL
>The audience can no longer contain themselves at this point. Lines start forming to register for the Green party and donate to Planned Parenthood. A white male has a vasectomy. A small team of bank employees emerge and start signing people up for consumer loans.
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>Y-you hear that Morty? The jew on the television says God is not real!
O-oh man, Rick. I-I don't think Bill Maher is Jewish, he was raised Cato-
>Don't be an idiot, Morty! Look at the nose Morty! He's Jewish! *BUUURP* They are all Jewish!
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>>82031577
This read just like he talks. Not bad.
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>>82031577
>life of mindless hedonism.
>muh degeneracy
/pol/cucks are the lowest form of life
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Why did silicon valley bringing this guy back again?
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>>82031475
THIS
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>>82031516
GOY
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I laughed at the school bit desu
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aaaand action Orson
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action Orson, please
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he dusn do anything?
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>>82031431
no... CUT
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Did you watch Bones?
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>>82031246
in b4 boner
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>>82031246
fucking MILF
also hottest dechanel sister by far>mfw her in early seasons of Bones
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>When you really think about it, now this is science, indisputable fact, it makes far more sense to have a diverse cast with a strong female lead who rigerously services black cock at some point during the film or tv show. Equally important is to have a white supporting cast member insecure about his penis size both literally and metaphorically masturbsting in the corner to the thought of his own inadequacy while seeing a bull please the leading female like he ever could. This is science and to think anything else would be appropriate is ludicrous.
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>>82031213
Bill Nye Saves The World Episode 1:
>Bill Nye shows up on stage riding an Ostrich
>"HELLO guys, today we are going to do some SCIENCE!"
>Bill gets off Ostrich
>2 black men on Ostriches enter the stage
>a crippled white woman on a wheel chair is rolled on stage
>"It has been proven, that BBC has healing properties"
>*For those of you racists who don't know what BBC is, It is the yin to the yang, the bee to the flower.*
>black men in crowd yell "DAS RITE"
>*These two African individuals are Jamal and Tyrone, they both are descendants of Cleopatra."
>same black men yell "DAS RITE" even louder
>"And this is Angel,a typical inbreed Caucasian."
>crowd boos
>"Well, let's get this show started"
>"Tyrone, Jamal, please undress"
>Bill walks right up to Jamal and Tyrone
>He kneels down and holds each of their BBC's in his hands
>"These blessings of nature are BBC's"
>crowd stands up in amazement, cheering loudly
>Bill precedes to jerk them off
>Jamal says "wud da fuck you doin, we came to fuck da wite wimin!"
>Tyrone agrees
>"Sorry, but the crowd needs a closer look at these BBC's"
>Bill continues for 2 minutes
>"look at this Science, the full length of the magical BBC!"
>crowd can barely contain itself
>Bill stops and points Jamal and Tyrone toward Angel, barely alive on the wheelchair.
>"Now watch the BBC in its natural habitat: the white woman!"
>Tyrone and Jamal fuck Angel to death
>crowd is astonished and they chant "BILL BILL BILL BILL!"
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>>82031213
wtf I love science goy now
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I loved the pedo rights episode, Bill Nye is so progressive.
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Looking for movies about hackers.
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>>82031171
War games
Sneakers
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>>82031200
Hackers
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Antitrust
You raped paddy
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>>82031102
Patti hated Roger.
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HONK HONK
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>>82031117
They had a mutual deal.
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Dr. Melfi? More like Dr. MILFi am I right?
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>>82030792
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>>82030792
She is not a mother, so no, you are not right.
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>>82031012
Yes she is you dumb fuck
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Is this the most overrated sci-fi flick of all time?
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2001 a meme odyssey
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no, Star Wars is
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>tfw joe memes will never come back and wipe the plebs off this board
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Just fuck my Alien&Predator shit up pham
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>>82030650
Shits been fucked up since alien 3
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got higher hopes for Predator since Shane Black isn't suffering from dementia
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>>82030650
I agree with /pol/tards on this one.
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>your dad was the ultimate movie badass back in his day, a man no one would cross
>you spent your first major movie role being pushed around by a bunch of black dudes who state out loud that no one respects you at all
>the script even go out of it's way to completely shit on you for no reason
I bet Clint is so happy right now in his old age.
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>>82030577
>>you spent your first major movie role being pushed around by a bunch of black dudes who state out loud that no one respects you at all
Not that many black dudes in ID4 Resurgence
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>>82030577
Scott is a plank of wood. He has zero charisma despite being the spitting image of his dad. If I were Clint, I'd be more annoyed that my son is only getting work on my coattails instead of trying to step out of my shadow.
He's aglib facsimileis what I'm saying.
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he's a fucking manlet.
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Is this podcast kino?
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Only podcast I enjoy now is The Dick Show.
Somehow Dick has really made me excited to learn how he and his fans found new ways to torment that faggot Maddox.
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Season 1 yes season 2 fuck no
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No, but this one is
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Post films only you've seen 2017-04-25 01:27:31 Post No.82030544
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Go is 1999 kino about 3 intersecting stories revolving teenagers and drugs
even has a young katie holmes
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>>82030544
I was just about to post this.
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>>82030544
I've seen it as well
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>>82030780
>>82030793
and what did you both think?
i only saw it recently and enjoyed it. comfy, kill an afternoon type vibe
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Who is the best character and why is it Garcia?
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>>82030293
Reading Ron
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0k-I83H-kBw
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> Washoe County health code demands these girls get a thorough health examination every 6 weeks.
> I'm not the one who does those examinations, but these girls don't know that.
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> Yeah, well, that's when we started boltin' the beds to the wall.