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>>79458307
i found out my e-gf is cheating on me.
yes, i am very sad and lonely.

>>79458412
You guys aren't in a proper relationship tho

>>79458435
yeah, but she keeps lying to me.
telling em she loves me and shit.
and when i ask, she says there is no one else, which is worse than just telling me the truth.
but yeah, i'm over it.

Chrissy was a bitch that got cucked left and right

Chrissy would have been too high to fight

>>79458303
There is never a one on one bare knuckle fights in those groups. And Paulie knew it, that's why he didn't care. Like when they killed that waiter.

Should I feel bad for being a whitey?

>a movie with black protagonist(s)
>it's about being black
What a fresh idea

yes, and report back so I know whether to or not

Ayo fuck dem whitebois and fuck Dolan Drumpf.

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Why do leftists constantly shit on rich white people, but never say anything about the even richer Jews?

Really fires up those neurons

>>79458234
Take your e-celeb shit and kys you're self.

I'm not gonna lie I'm definitely impressed

>>79458056
Act.

I'm from Buenos Aires and I say kill em all!

>>79457963
Imagine how stinky Bobbie's vag must get in that jumpsuit.

mmmhmmm

>>79457955
GRUNT

>>79457955
Mmmmmmmmhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmm..........mmmmmmmhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmm.... Nootka.......mmhhh

>>79457933
the best intro to any seth rogan movie, but only because this man has genius comedic timing.

>>79458584
The intro was fucking cringy like all DUDE WEED comedy

>duuuddeee im soooo drunkkkk
imagine how fucking retarded it would be for alcohol

>>79458619
But weed isn't the same as alcohol and it wouldnt have made sense otherwise

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/context

Check out the above link, might shed some light on your autism

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jbgPHAQVbk

do what?

>>79458263
Name their sons after themselves.

>tfw you will never be a comfy starship tropper fighting alongside your united species against evil alien roaches

NOT SATIRE

>>79457966

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijvTiDnWJLE

>>79457648
TEN POINTS FOR GRIFFENDOR

Realtalk are the only jobs in the HP universe

1. Shopkeep
2. Professor
3. Ministry worker

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Interesting question, but not even tax laws are as boring as the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

Too bad MoS and BvS will be remembered more.

>>79457638
Looks chilly.

>>79457691
t. DCshill

are you?

are we?

>>79457553
>crowned king of a nation
>starts fucking singing
Pretty common IRL

>>79457550
unfunny

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>>79457550

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How can Anarchy be socialistic?

>>79457715
If everyone is the cop that enforces socialism then there's still no hierarchy

>>79457846
Wouldn't someone gain power over the others eventually?