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>tfw you get leverage over a man-animal
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>tfw he was born... TO CONQUER GALAXIIIIEEES
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MUAHAUAHAAH MUH LEVERAGE
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>>80327121
>WHILE YOU WERE STILL LEARNING TO SPELL YOUR NAME
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So what timeline does this movie take place?
It's not the one where the events of DoFP happened since professor X references how he met Logan in X1.
It's also not the one where the X-trilogy happened since Logan takes place in 2024 and the Sentinels turned the world to shit in 2023 of that timeline.
(Also why didn't the metal skeleton poison him in DoFP)
Is there a 3rd timeline made for the events of Logan in which the events of the X-trilogy happened and the sentinels didn't take over?
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Logan takes place in 2029*
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>>80326941
Thanks.
Point still stands tho
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>>80326907
Logan takes place in 2029.
It happens in the same timeline as DoFP as Professor X still met Logan in X1 of the same timeline, his adventures in the past were to just stop the Sentinels from existing then the timeline went the same way it originally did with Logan loosing his memory.
The Adamantium only started poisoning him because his mutant healing factor was being suppressed by all the gene treated foods.
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/comfylotr/ thread. Hide from the blacked/gore threads here and talk about tolkein lore.
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what happen to the mithril at the end?
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>>80326658
Probably returned to the Elves I would imagine
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Why is there a shill raid on /tv/?
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It angers me how well this is doing.
the Marvel cinematic universe is the highest grossing, beating Star Wars and Harry Potter.
Why? These movies are pure shit. Who goes out to see these movies?
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Fatigue is slowly setting in
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>>80326542
Doctor Strange was the watershed i think. so fucking generic and ill made. Only decent thing was casting Tilda Swinton, but the shit (animated cape, shit makeup, no story, no villain, Cuminsnatch) is winning now.
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We're obligated to see them at this point. In the culture of comics and nerd stuff missing a Marvel movie is as big of a sin as missing a Star Wars movie. We can't do it even if it's not fun. No one cares if you saw BvS or Suicide Squad. No one likes DC movies unless Nolan is directing.
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stop liking popular films
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>>80326516
>implying I ever started
I was born patrician
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>>80326516
>Roger Ebert
I was overjoyed when I heard that this charlatan had finally died, but I was also saddened by the fact that he hadn't suffered that much before deciding that he could insult film criticism no longer. The pain and suffering that he went through is only a fraction of the evil that he inflicted on the millions of cinematically illiterate teenagers. When I found out that the old fart had finally decided to not assault the public with his adolescent approach to art, I pulled off the framed picture of Armond White from my wall, kissed it reverently, and immediately embarked on a Korine marathon. Good riddance, you jawless hack.
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Is /tv/ the most cucked board?
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Time to break some skulls edition.
Previous thread: >>80314111
>Not sure what letterboxd is all about?
The mission of /lbg/ is to promote the intelligent discussion of film as art by providing members with opportunities for intellectual discussion, by recognizing patrician taste through examinations and by calling out embryos as they arise.
>Haven't got an account? Follow this link and sign up today!
http://letterboxd.com
QooT: What are your favourite exploitation movies?
>News
Previous thread got bumped off the catalog because of blacked spam
Use >>>/tv/lbg as a link to find the /lbg/ thread.
Remember the following:
>Patricians occasionally read these generals and have posted here before.
>Patricians may pretend to be normal users asking for recommendations and when you recommend something, they laugh at you for your plebian taste
>This is a thread for funposting purposes only don't offer or expect serious discussion.
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WHAT'S UP FAGS
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/pol/ here, we claim this general as our own
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/a/ here, we claim this general as our own
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IT AINT ME
IT AINT ME
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*fires an m60 from the huey into kong to no effect*
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Official Kong Skull Island Character rankings:
John C. Reily
Soldier with the gun he got from a Farmer
Silco/Radio guy
Samuel L. Jackson
John Goodman
~Power Gap~
Chapman
Tom Hiddleston
Brie Larson
The rest
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>>80326554
>SLJ not #1
He was /our fucking guy/ and did nothing wrong
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TELL ME ABOUT SHANE. WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK YOU SUM?
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*rubs head*
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Lemme axe you sumthin Pavel
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>>80326244
This just aired a few hours ago, but I think it was fantastic. It's not so much stand up comedy, but a spoken word trip through this guy's mindset. It's sad, but funny, and the cinematography is flawless, making him feel emotionally distant in places, but deeply intimate in others.
I loved it.
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>see trailer on youtube
>im black
(audience laughter)
>being black is hard
(audience laughter)
>being black is cool
(audience laughter)
>black people can dance
(audience laughter)
>and dunk!
(standing ovation)
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>>80327728
I think it's interesting to listen to black people when they're actually trying to explain what it's like to be black. I'm sure it feels different than being white. The first thing he says in the actual show are about Donald Trump, but even if you like Trump, it's interesting to hear his take on things.
Don't worry, it's not like a late night host making cheap jokes. You can tell he's genuinely worried, whether or not those feelings are justified isn't really the point, in my opinion.
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>>80327789
This, I absolutely loved hidden figures and get out too.
Stop watching kino
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Transformers is lowkey kino
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>>80326146
But you make kino
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Start watching capeshit
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JUST
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he's a hack
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>>80326759
Post your top 5 films so i can laugh
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>>80326083
Fucking hack makes movies like a pretentious first year film student and has been doing so for over 40 years.
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Film General - /film/ 2017-03-12 06:17:30 Post No.80326077
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Since /tv/ is now a cesspool of garbage, let's have a threat to actually discuss film.
Just watched Dziga Vertov's Man With a Movie Camera and found it to be a masterpiece
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What do people think of Nicholas Ray as a filmmaker?
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>>80326256
Johhny Guitar is kino
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So I actually met Coconut Head from Ned's Declassified last week.
>be me
>hanging out at the P.F Changs bar like usual
>see a very intoxicated looking homeless twink eyeing me from across the bar
>has a broken nose and pick marks all over his face
>homeless twink looks familiar
>realize twink is coconut head
>strike up conversation with twink
>ask him if he was coconut head
>twink says "i don't wanna talk about that part of my life"
>twink says he is poor and asks me to buy him a plate of Mongolian beef
>coconut twink ferociously eats the plate of mongolian beef, rice and all in a few minutes
>I leave to restroom, to take a piss
>I'm pissing at the urinal
>suddenly someone slaps my ass from behind
>i spray piss all over my shoes
>turn around
>it's fucking coconut head
>he drags me into a stall
>starts deep throating like a little champ
>coconut stops sucking
>he looks up at me
>he says "i'll finish ya off for an andrew jackson"
>i hand him a 20
>he then pushes me away
>opens stall door and flees into the night
not even kidding
fucking coconut faggot didn't even finish me off
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>>80325954
this really happened not even kidding
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>>80325954
I'm not poor I just made that up.
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>>80325954
im gay
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What's next for Quentin Tarankino?
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jackie brown type movie
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Gout
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>>80325949
Hopefully a horror movie. Tired of this Italian twat saying Scream sucked, this sucked, that sucked, this had more potential, etc. Make a horror movie yourself, Tortelino.
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X-MEN Producer: Future Projects Will Move Beyond Professor X And Magneto's Relationship 2017-03-12 06:09:18 Post No.80325816
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>"We cannot, once again, explore the Erik/Charles dynamic," X-Men franchise producer Lauren Shuler Donner told Vanity Fair. She said that while the shift is "both liberating and makes me nervous," for her "it's mostly liberating."
http://www.ign.com/articles/2017/03/03/x-men-producer-future-projects-will-move-beyond-professor-x-and-magnetos-relationship
Good.
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Apocalypse kind of ruined it anyway when it showed them chumming it up at the end after everything that happened.
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Magneto is supposed to be a villain ,a foil to xavier anyways, them trying to make Magneto sympathetic and also having be one of hte main protagonists worked for one movie but it got tiring after 3.
We still dont have a movie about Xavier training young mutants without Magneto, every single X-men film had Magneto as a villain or a reluctnant ally
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now recast jean and it might actually have a chance at being good