GUISE! It just came to me, fully formed, the whole movie, and I'm writing as fast as I can to capture it... I don't know who best to play the lead of staredad yet, but I'm just busy writing plot outline... thoughts??
Paul Giamatti
>>83988938
GOOOOOOOOOOOAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!
ty sir.
>>83988923
Staredad as racist symbol when?
What did they mean by this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xIWSIRyLhg
simpsons jokes you didn't get as a kid and still don't go
"Hurr boobs are bad."
Maybe fake ones. Marge needed to become full bimbo to make fake boobs work out for her.
>>83988883
one of my most memorable first faps
>90's era sitcom
>main character has an episode where they are worried about being perceived as gay
>2010's era sitcom
>main character had an episode where they sexually experiment and become flamboyantly gay
The 90's humor died with 9/11.
ITT: Characters that are literally you
Are movies getting worse? Does anyone else find themselves watching significantly less new stuff each year? I went to the theater probably 50 times in 2015, probably about 20 times in 2016 and twice this year. I hardly even download anything anymore.
That guy has 3 months to live, max. He's so dead he's not even on the radar.
What the fuck was her problem?
she was being written by an autistic person
>>83988677
She went to the other place and didn't get vaporized. I was really hoping the machine would just turn out to be a giant microwave that would end up cooking her.
>Late night at the bus.
>Wearing a hoodie because it's chilly.
>Get off at the same stop as some girl on her cellphone.
>It's a somewhat remote location.
>I'm trailing behind her.
>She's often looking back at me.
>Notice she's walking faster.
>Notice she's frantically typing on her cell.
>She gets into a coffee shop and eyes me from side-eyes me as I pass by.
>She probably thought I was an axe murderer or something.
It was the most eye contact I've had with a girl yet.
... how is that something that only happens in movies? it's just some mundane bullshit
>>83988678
It was probably a horror movie experience for the girl.
So I just learnt the news that Spiderman Homecoming is going to be a trilogy...
FUCK YOU DISNEY FOR WHAT YOU HAVE DONE TO SPIDERMAN!
NOT INTERESTED IN YOUR SHITTY SPIDERMAN IN THE AVENGERS UNIVERSE AT ALL.
GET SONY THE FULL RIGHTS BACK AND GET TOBEY OR GARFIELD BACK INSTEAD!
>>83988633
they were gonna do amazing spiderman vs spiderman and have garfield killed and do spiderman 4 next
or so the sony leaked emails said
>>83988633
>Spiderman Homecoming is going to be a trilogy
You're surprised by this? nigga everything nowadays is a trilogy or franchise
>>83988633
>Make another spiderman trilogy
>Sell the rights to someone else
>They make Yet Another Spidey Origin Story
>Turn that into a trilogy
>Sell it to someone else
What are their best skits?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv7b0d1YBR8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=if27InJBtEI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q74LQugjIiY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3-WzqfbVHU
1. stewart
2. Lorraine
3. ms Swan
What are some movies about a vicar's daughter running naked through fields of wheat?
However many there are it's not a lot.
>Pick it up edition
Share tips, stories, and strategies that you've used to trash your local theater. Newbies welcome.
To me i don't dump my popcorn/soda all over the floor and stick chewing gum on the floor and seats because I'm a bad guy. I do it to help the workers at the theater build more character. Without me testing them they are liable to get lazy without having constant challenges at their work. If there is some unintended punishment for their poor academics/career decisions (because let's be honest, they probably weren't the top of their class if they're working there) then so be it. But that is not my intent.
ITT: Tropes you hate
>Character thinks and voices over what he's thinking
>Speaks to the viewer and explains things
It's incredibly lazy and distracting. Why would a character need to describe things he already knows. Mr.Robot tries to make this trope interesting by tricking the viewer, but I'd rather find out these things through dialogue of characters or actions.
>>83988283
>female character has more than 10 lines
It's essentially why I liked Battleship.
>>83988348
hehe le sexist man cx
"It's impossible to do that thing"
>someone precedes to that thing
http://discord.gg/Y4tUbnU
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I just finished my rewatch of Fringe, now i feel dead inside. What do?
Also why was Fringe so great and why did it have awful ratings?
>you will never marry Wednesday Addams
>you will have the Addamses as in-laws and hang out with Gomez, Fester, and Thing
>you will never live in that comfy spooky mansion
Why do we bother living? What fictional worlds would you want to exist in?
>>83988224
>What fictional worlds would you want to exist in?The Munsters. Because it was better.
Lord of the Rings desu
or maybe DBZ if I had powerz
>>83988224