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Yeah bryan cranston has sunk like a turd since BB

>it's a /pol/ kid triggered by a movie released a long time ago that almost no one watched thread

>>80157165
Hollywood sucks about communism. I hate the neonazis on /pol/ and McCarthy would have too, but it is what it is. If I have to watch these fucks pretend their interest wasn't historically shot through with marxists I'm going to be fucking sick.

>>80157759
JFC is this real?
this is beyond bad
CW shows have better CGI

>>80157780
The Walking Dead is no better than a CW show.

hooked on the sea bass like an attic

He was so preoccupied with whether or not he could, he didn’t stop to think if he should.

>>80156889
He spared no expense except for adequately compensating the main guy making it all possible. Imagine how different the movie would have been if he'd just paid Newman his bonus.

>>80156814
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcGJJ-egB40

>>80156814
Hold it, Bob. We can see your wristwatch.

>>80156814
Why do people give a shit about Bigfoot anyway? Even if you believe the myth he's just a forest ape. It wouldn't even change anything, not like aliens or atlantis or ghosts or the rest of the shit people obsess over.

>>80156774
>Remember when Sarah Silverman was good, /tv/?
No

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>>80156774
Imagine being Michael Sheen in that relationship and having to be all like "damn, Sarah Silverman, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my swinger Hollywood persona and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck Kate Beckinsale in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Michael Sheen and not only sit in that house while Sarah Silverman flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, day after day, bad joke after bad joke, while she perfected that comedy routine. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone online tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, SARAH SILVERMAN TALKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of Rachel McAdams and Kate Beckinsale and later Lily Mo for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Wales. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "funny (for that is what she calls herself)" personality, the sense of humor she worked so hard for with kid joke books in the previous decades. And then your PR agent calls for another photo at the red carpet premiere, and you know you could impregnate every single woman in this room before Sarah would leave you, but you stand there and endure, because you're The fucking Sheen. You're not going to lose your future Academy Award over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

She was cute on Mr. Show

Asians have small dicks

It's okay to make fun of asians

cause they're small

its le epic all asians have baby dicks meme

Transgender

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>>80156005

>>80156064
>predator I'm Chris Hansen
>why don't you take a seat, right over there

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https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1606694156/hansen-vs-predator/comments

>>80156002
This season is shit

>>80156046
Truly the worst they've put out, evern worse than 11 and 10. Impressive.

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>Favorite episodes from Season 8 and on

— The Gang Gets Analyzed (B)
— The Gang Dines Out (B+)
— The Gang Tries Desperately To Win An Award (B)
— The Gang Misses The Boat (A)
— Mac & Dennis Move To The Suburbs (C)
— Hero or Hate Crime (C+)

Show has been dead to me since season 9. 8 was pretty good, still a far cry from the ones that came before.

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Fug that is spooky. This is spookier though.

>>80155845>>80155894

Gestalt?

>>80155947
It's a shot of the crowd in the Station nightclub after it caught on fire.

> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Station_nightclub_fire

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was this movie propaganda?

>>80155562
Mel Gibson looks like he sucks cocks, always has. He's got a major case of "gay face".

>>80155562
>kills an entire fort on his own
>literally cucks the prince of England or whatever it was
>comic relief scenes right before the climatic battle of movie like it's some Prequel shit

it should be in the same genre as Robin Hood with Costner

when does she brap on your face though?

how do I get a gf guys?

>>80155767
just bee yourself dude

in reality if you are over the age of 22 and your not in college and you STILL can get a gf I don't know what to tell you

she's old and fat now!!! she played the mother of an actress only ~<5 years younger than her!!

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He just bothers me.

>>80155181
Omg I thought I was the only one that noticed the film had a lot of obvious Mexican assimilation bullshit in it. Oh, poor immigrant kids running from the big white military. Fuck you, Jews. I left the theater and got a refund. Glad I did.

>>80155308
>big white military
kek
Doesn't the military have a shit ton of chicanos in it?

You guys are just applying your boogeyman agenda to it

If anything you could say that the movie is more about America's loss of morals and the importance of said morals

nice shilling

Mr. Abramovich: "I got you the English doll you wanted, darling."
Mrs Abramovich (pointing): " Put her in the Cream Pit."

>>80155128
unrelated but my classmate was the brother of that russian chick (to the left)

heroes was underrated

>>80154940 did he die ?

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he got the better end of the stick