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>>81400329
Sounds like everything Spider Man is ever needed to be

>>81400329
>>Stark invites Peter to join the Avengers but Peter declines because he learned he's needed protecting the neighborhood
And this is how Sony keeps Spider-Man out of future mcu movies after the sequel

>>81401269
They're not planning to take him out.

>>81400323
>executive producer of breaking bad
>guys that brought you sausage party
no this looks like reddit garbage. kys

Preacher was hot garbage aside from Gilgun and select parts of the supporting cast.

Fuck Jesse, fuck tulip and fuck both of the cunts that play them

So the first season is good? I don't know anything about it.

jesus christ, don't post that here or there'll be a dozen Salad Fingers films in development by next friday. J.J.Abrams will be muttering "Ah loike roosty spewns" to himself and someone will give him a dump-truck of money to make it.

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>>81400297
>Never done a drug in my life
>Took a few drags of a joint one time while drunk
>Generally ignorant of all things drugs
>Friend asks if I want to come over and eat mushroom pizza
>I fucking love mushrooms
>Get my ass over there
>Pretty good pizza
>Not like any mushrooms I've had before though
>15-20 minutes or so in he tells me to brace myself
>whatdoyoumeanbud.exe
>"You just ate a shitton of shrooms"
>cannotcomprehend.rar
>"Yeah those were the drug kind of shrooms"
>I think he's fucking with me
>But then I realize I'm sweating buckets
>Reality starts altering
>What in the fuck
>Run to the bathroom to puke them up
>I get a glimpse of myself in his mirror
>Who the fuck even looks like this
>I'm amazed at how I look
>I sit down on the toilet and just study myself
>My face constantly morphing
>I start shitting while looking at myself in the mirror
>This is an incredible experience
>Who has a mirror right in front of their toilet
>I can't believe this is how I look when I poop
>Come out feeling light as a feather
>Years of shit just poured out of me like a beautiful brown waterfall
>I fall down on the couch
>He has put Salad Fingers on
>I lock eyes with Salad Fingers
>Salad Fingers captures my soul
>It feels like he's talking directly to me
>Everything he does he does to fuck with me
>I freak the fuck out because I convince myself that Salad Fingers is coming to kill me and keep my soul for himself
>I don't want to be put in this Nazi faggots oven
>I dont want to be anywhere near this cunt
>Escape into friend's bathroom again and lock the door
>Sit fully clothed in his bathtub reading shampoo labels over and over in an attempt to snap out of this hellish nightmare
>Decide i'm actually going to suffocate in here
>Turn on shower
>Sit in his bathtub fully clothed getting showered with cold water
>Friend knocking at the door
>Nope, it's Salad Fingers pretending to be my friend
>Wake up many hours later
>Never do another drug

Fuck the guy who created this monster

>>81400297
haha yeah op 'member newgroudnds xD??

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And this. She's a goddess.

https://youtu.be/FoOO3HdwAs0

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http://youtube.com/watch?v=i81-Y1eS3kM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHlvKQwZFSI

The DCAU is the closest we can get to having authentic capekino.

>>81367982

truly one of the best shows ever. watched this like a religion when i was a teen. i think bruce timm universe is amazing and makes the most sense.

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>>81400198
Fuck off

>>81400274
>uncompressed PNGs

What's it like being new to the internet?

>>81400176
why?

The ending was the best part and the only part I can really remember that had a lasting impact. Great cinematography and music.

The rest of the film was predictable and meh in my opinion.

>>81401547
For exactly the reason they intended I guess, it was the worst possible of all outcomes
And the girl's horrible panicked screaming

stanley kubrick

1. they are both overhyped.
2. they are both shit.

>>81399946
David Fincher.

>>81399946
I don't even know what the radiohead of music is supposed to be. Don't think i've ever heard them. Also I get them and coldplay mixed up with each other and don't know if they're two separate groups or not. Just know them from references.

>>81399857

>Bruce Campbell
>Lucy Lawless

could be playing chess for 10 episodes I'd watch it.

But FFS it's time for Kelly (especially Kelly) and Pablo to just fuck off, Pablo was actually cool this season but Kelly is just I'M TOUGH AND COOL AND I MAKE MY OWN RULES BLAH BLAH and it's tiresome, even worse if that one guy had his way S2's finale would've ended with her becoming ash's daughter through time travel hijinx and that's not ok

>>81399857
i watched because i loved the originals, and it didn't disappoint. Don't over-analyze anon, just enjoy.

>>81399897

Eh they could have gotten some miles out of the awkward surprise daughter trope. But she is dangerously close to mary sue territory no argument there. They need someone to point out how dumb most of there ideas are but something about her is just too annoying.

>>81399836

> God people fucking love movies.

Best sketch ending ever.

>>81399836
MDE isn't even close to WKUK

SEX ROBOT
SEX ROBOT
SEX ROBOT

>>81399810

Space Above and Beyond

>>81399810
>Good

Sorry there are no space operas as bad as BSg

Read Dune and then find a different genre because everything else will be a step down

he looks like that one pedo guy with the fucked up teeth who posted pics of himself eating his own shit

you know who i'm talking about

>>81399725
People upset over Trump's actions are really being kneejerk pussies. I'm disappointed with Sam for his response, but positive Trump will win people like this back in the next few years.

>>81399762
>you know who i'm talking about
No, no I don't.

I guess that's one thing I can be glad about.

Has there ever been a villain that has come close to topping Cancer man?

what was his problem? why did he smoke so much? was he stressed out by all the aliens?

>>81400592

puttin down vip's and general murder for years would probably weigh heavily on anyone

>>81399705
>>>/co/

Mulan Szechuan McNugget Sauce

>>81399705
I tried the first episode and it wasn't even close to funny. Does it get better?

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Chungking Express is a good film to start off with. After that maybe wait a while to watch In the Mood for Love, as those two are his best. Fallen Angels would be a good follow up to Chungking Express, after that Happy Together and Days of Being Wild, then I'd watch In the Mood for Love. After that you can watch its follow up 2046. If you really want to you can watch his action films and My Blueberry Nights after those.

>>81399759
ah alright thanks alot
why not mood for love straight after though?

>>81399947

Just to spread out his best films a little bit to give you something to look forward to. I forgot to put As Tears Go By, you should watch that around the same time as Days of Being Wild and Happy Together.