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>Movie trailer begins
>Disney logo seen scratched into sand by oceanside
>Wave comes and washes away
>Camera pans out
>Silent shot of ocean surface
>water starts rippling
>something swims by underwater
>Small glimpse of green scaly fish tail
>Hushed female giggling
>silent tune of "under the sea" starts playing as a small crab is seen under the surface
>Coming 2019

>>85570212
I remember this thread.

>>85570212
>full frontal shot of Cthulu
please no

>>85310167
Almost Sophie's Choice here.
Well, I'd say top because there's some effort in the costumes, bottom is Walmart-tier. And I'd never thought I'd say this ever, but I like the colors better in JL.

>>85310167
Does Hulk have a buzzcut?

Top one looks shooped by someone else

God I want to beat the shit out of that red head

>>85295485
I want to shit out a lilo sized shit and carve out a statue with my poop scissors

>only white girl on the island is a massive bitch

bravo disney

It was literally something that was on the blooper reel and they thought it was funny so they kept it.

>>85570219
Really? Did not know that. I thought it was just great writing because it's funny. How exactly was it a "blooper"? Was he not supposed to throw the pizza at all or?

>>85570191
One moment of cathartic rage requires protracted humiliating labour to set right. It was a reality check for Walter when he was too caught up in being Heisenberg.

dude holy shit she has 3 titties lmao

look whos talking

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>>85295093

The guy on the left is Hank from Breaking Bad

Not a lot of people know that.

>>85295059
10000000000000%
Because people are shit-eaters.

>>85295059
98%

>>85295059
RT: 94%
Metacritic: 86

doesn't matter whether it's good or not, critics are paid off anyway

I can deepthroat a hotdog haha iykwim guys *wink wink*

>>85569940
several hundred meters worth

>>85569940
Less than she thought but more than the hoped

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>>85294958
A
FUCKING
LEAF

also
>tfw no brappfu

Shameless sage

>>85295756
U like the meme bud?

It's just 3 people. Whats the big deal?

>>85294830
These movies are made by algorithms. There's no point criticizing them, they're made to be liked by everyone. You can choose to ignore them though.

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>>85294830
>I don't even care about white supremacy or the alt right bullshit.

obviously you do if you felt the need to distance yourself from MSM labels like a good cuck.

>>85294821
wallhititis

>>85294891
Haha dude omfg kek my man damn hoooo boy sheeeeiiit

pancake tits

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>Rushin'
>Draggin'

>>85295047

Not quite my temple.

>>85294792
Wow.....so this is the pinnacle of /tv/ humor

I unironically loved this flick maybe im getting old but those capeshit cgi movies dont do it for me this was some nice summer movie.

also blonde chick was absolute gorgeous

LITTY
I
T
T
Y

>>85569817
I know right! The critics hated it but the fans loved it! What's up with that? It's made for the fans after all

>>85569726

>tfw you have re vitiligo too...

>>85569726
>A whip, a branding iron, these things strike fear into a nigger's heart, a job application form!

>>85569726

>>YOU GOT BAD CREDIT ROBERT

>>85294721
George is getting frustrated!

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>>85294951

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>>85294951
George lost the game. :(