I don't even like capeshit usually but I'm compelled to watch this because of the liberal tears about a white character being cast as fucking a white man.
Should I give up whatever money I have to in order to watch this legally?
>watching something you don't like because a group of people you don't like hate it
Autism
You should get Netflix because it has Star Trek. It's ok, nothing really special and the first few episodes are slow going.
Colleen's ass is getting majorly overlooked and it's a shame
>>80656619
This is probably the dumbest article I've ever seen. I would understand being upset if the character was Asian and they made him white. I don't think it's a big deal, but I'd get it. But complaining that a white character is still white is ridiculous. I don't hate liberals enough to watch Marvel capeshit though. Especially one that is as poorly received as this one. Most of the reviews don't even mention him being white as a problem.
Best kinos from the crypt?
Just saw the one with Cooper from Twin Peaks playing an insane escaped convict who gets handcuffed to a dead cop in the desert and is getting chased by a vulture, directed by the guy who wrote Die Hard, it was pure kino
That's Carrion Death. One of the best. Some of my favorites are Undertaker Parlor, Forever Ambergris , Dig That Cat He's Real Gone, All Through The House, Only Sin Deep, Skin Deep, Mornin' Mess, Television Terror, Dead Right, Collection Complete, Dummy's Ventriloquist, The New Arrival, and many more.
Who remembers Dalton posting? Even Dalton remembers.
AHHH AHHH AHHHH AHHH AHHH AHH AHHHH!
Why hasn't this asshole been arrested for stolen valor yet? He still goes around pretending he was a Navy Seal.
>>80655617
"Stolen Valor" isn't a criminal offense.
Jarheads are just doing their fucking jobs and aren't heroes.
>>80656730
>"Stolen Valor" isn't a criminal offense.
Actually it is, he belongs in jail
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stolen_Valor_Act_of_2013
If I dressed up as a coal miner and told people I was a fucking coal miner, would you care? No?
Quit idolizing mercenaries you fucking faggot -- they're well compensated. Read the parable of the vineyard workers
>we will never have an entire film with the Empire and Vader just fucking up rebel scum
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT REBELS
>>80655394
this desu
the Vader comic was bretty good and so was the lords of the sith novel
unfortunately we'll never get a vader/sheev centric movie though because star wars is for little kids
We might, but I wouldn't hold my breath.
What are some movies about begging your ex to take you back?
>>80654596
>he fell for the relationship meme
>>80654596
>begging your ex to take you back
don't do it bruh, she won't respect you anymore and you'll probably just be cuckolded.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1KtbQOinRk
>>80654521
Oreno WAIFU!!
she have sex
>>80654521
rob stark can't really pull off the beard with those genetics
Stop making sense
>>80654312
STOP MAKING SENSE
>>80654324
STOP MAKING SENSE
Best concert film ever?
What was your favorite bit on the Amy Schumer Leather Special?
My was the "shit coming out all my holes" bit. [7:10]
So phunny.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rtjf3P--owI
>>80654301
>shit coming out all my holes
Some one more talented then I should draw that.
>>80654301
The part where she jokes about STDs, abortions, fucking a bunch of black guys and her vagina.
Oh wait, that's the entirety of her stand up?
Not being funny doesn't piss me off. I could care less if a comedian isn't funny. Her very existence pisses me off because now she's trying to be some role model for women and a feminist. It makes no fucking sense.
That was fucking awkward to listen to. People weren't even laughing.
I guess the crowd was a bunch of alt-right Redditors too.
Where were you, when you realized spongebob's hat was backwards while beat boxing?
>>80653490
>>80653490
holy shit I just realized this.
>>80653490
Holy Fuck
Dont mind me, just pirating some wine!
>poorfags will defend this
Cool meme. But that is theft. Pirating would be someone buying a wine and sharing it with a group of people who did not pitch in to purchase the wine.
>download movie
>movie still available for others to download
vs
>taking wine
>only you have the wine
what happened to their careers?
They retired from acting and now own a very successful makeup / clothing / accessory line and are very rich.
>>80652871
Was that the last time they were cute?
whats it like fucking twins
>"Look. I don't like you, and you don't like me."
>"What? You don't like me?
>"It would take 2 weeks with the best materials in the world to solve that."
>"You have three hours."
>does it in two
>"It's not what it looks like!"
>"If you dont suck on it, you wont get the part"
monster"""kino"""
we wuz critics n shit
Well, considering Zack Snyder's cinematographer Larry Fong did Kong, it's not surprising that it looks like a Snyder kino.
>>80650352
Beat me to it.
>no SJW-ness
>not PC
>legitimately smartly written
>funniest show on television
why doesn't /tv/ like rick and morty?
>>80649940
Because it's none of those things you said
>>80649940
>*BUURRRRP* God's not real Morty
>the redditor begins to chuckle
>L-life is pointless Morty, your *URP* parents are fucking idiots
>the redditor laughs out loud, spewing Cheetoh crumbs all over his desk
>W-wake up fucking sheeple, everybody is an idiot but me
>the redditor can hardly contain his full bellied laughter as chortles begin to fill the room
>WUBALABADUBDUB POOPY DOOP FUCK SHIT
>The redditor starts convulsing on the floor, gasping for air between spasms of laughter
>mmmm get schwifty
>the redditor's heart explodes and he dies
>>80650001
Honestly, what in the fuck makes this PC? I think you are just parroting memes.
Who should play him in the inevitable Scary Stories adaptation?
Maggie Gyllenhaal
brendan fraiser
I read this story 15 years ago and that illustration is always the first thing that comes to mind when I'm doing wilderness camping I fucking hate it.