You're welcome.
You fuckers keep messing with my woman and you're gonna get HURT! LAST WARNING MOTHERFUCKERS!
>even normies hate her
lol ((they))) sure know how to pick em
I'd pork her desu
>bad guy is literally Hitler
>Muggles are an inferior race and should bow down to wizard master race
>three of the main characters are named: Goldstein, Kowalski
Harry Potter is a fucking awful franchise and you're a fucking spastic for watching it. Fuck off back to tumblr.
Is it really a surprise that such ham-fisted allegories should arise from one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises? Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series' only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it's certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
what was the third character name...?
I...I was nice today
dude why does /co/ even exist lmao
>>79938904
Which one was better? Was La Haine really a ripoff?
>a spike lee joint
Man, fuck spike lee
>>79938724
La Haine had more in common with Tarantino's films than it did with Spike Lee, desu
Who said that? They don't seem very similar.
now that a 'Nightwing' movie is confirmed, who should they cast
Michael Cera
Jesse Eisenberg
why dont you like drive? is it too deep for you?
meme
Drive is not deep in any way. It is perfect, though.
>>79938449
>christina hendricks
>no cleavage
DROPPED
Who was the Disney exec who decided Goofy is going to have a dead wife?
what was disney trying to do here?
>>79938493
Show attraction, retard
>>79938446
That's not very goofy
Remember when documentaries are supposed to be non-biased?
Remember when the USA, Great Britain, Germany, Russia and other countries made propaganda videos?
Since when has propaganda become documentary?
>>79938409
It's a doc on WW2 and Hollywood director's stories in it. Or is that off limits for some reason?
its based on a book that came out a few years ago about American directors who went over to Europe to shoot footage for propaganda films
>hakenkreuz on a bf109
What the fuck is everyone else's problem?
>>79938348
well?
>we live in a world where Casey is the superior Affleck now
>>79938348
>>79938348
The only people that have a problem with Casey are hood nigger women and think that calling him "creepy" somehow hurts our feelings.....oh wow the pregnant hoe living in a ghetto does not like an academy award winner's beard....I will not be able to sleep ever again.
The fact is that he is very talented both as an actor and director, his performance in Jesse James was amazing considering the rest of the cast.
He also seems humble and an all around nice guy.
guys i need your help. Im looking for a certain film the whole idea is surround by this house where a guy buy rooms that murders and shit happened in then he builds a house out of them. I really want to see this flick. It was released in 2016. please help
please help me
>>79938290
>>79938479
please help me sir...i really need to see this flim
>The two keys must be turned at the exact same time
Turn your key sir.
>>79938283
>the number 6 or 9 on a door is flipped by a loose or broken nail and is a major plot point/twist in the narrative
My car does this. I's for consent. If I want to go out my my wife has to let me, as I do her if she wants to go out. Unless she's with a friend that is.
this is memes, this is reddit, this is memes this is reddit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duGqrYw4usE
>>79938110
Agreed. The whole meme 80s shit this next version of their movie series is hilariously reddit pandering
>>79938223
>>79938110
>samefagging
Does she have a career in film?
She's going to get pregnant in a year and the baby daddy will kill her when she doesn't get a TV show about it.
Memes don't have futures.
>>79938140
That doesn't bode well for Trump desu
There's one thing this film does well:
Makes you hate teenagers.
fisting is 300 bucks
Is this movie a rip-off of 3 o'clock high or not?
>>79937841
Movie looks fucking shit.
>tfw gen 1 was the best
>tfw no more Chris, Sid and Anwar
Why was Skins so good?
>>79937835
Characters weren't too extreme
Series didn't have to try to one-up previous season
>>79937835
And Cassie
I miss her
I enjoy this show or shows like it because I didn't have friends or fun or happiness in my teens and it only highlights that