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Nah, Road to Perdition

I guess. After they get through the first book though it kinda falls apart. A series made by the jews at netflix would be alright though

>>79502832
it is trash.

>>79502697
I'm starting to think that most people here are too young to get the movie.

>>79502697
>dishonest
Is this meme still going? I thought it was outstripped by taxposting as far as retarded forced maymays go.

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>dishonest

Not true.

Also vomiting Heineken is the absolute worst

Heineken taste like weed

HEINEKEN? FUCK THAT SHIT

maybe they are

>>79502603
what do you mean? we dont see through their eyes.

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>character hangs up phone
>doesn't say goodbye

>>79502562
fun is inherently misognystic, racist, and transphobic

well, capeshit is fun to certain groups of manchildren and airheads

Watch Guardians of the Galaxy and quit bitching.

Oh Ben, I'm such an eejit. I put the pants on me head

>>79502486
Terrible shoop

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>>79502595

Half of /tv/ probably has a hard time standing up

no, but id like to try it sometime. I have a few jokes. Id never want to do it as a living tho

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>>79502350
I did a brief standup routine in an elementary school talent show. I wore a really long baseball shirt and a tie thrown over my shoulder. I had a few silly knock knock jokes, and then my ringer.

Understand this was in like 2004 and I got a huge laugh and applause for the following joke:

>Once, a man was reading the newspaper when his three daughters walked up to him.
>"Daddy" the first said "Why did you name me Rose?"
>"Because a rose fell on your head when you were born."
>"Daddy" the second said "Why did you name me tulip?"
>"why, because a tulip fell on your head when you were born :) "
>the third daughter said
>"AHUUUURHJAHDUR"
>and the father said "Shut up, Fridge."

>take shit
>rub it in circle on wall
>call it a sentence

theres your generator

i found one
http://www.netsi.dk/showcases/JavaScriptInkblotGenerator.html

>>79502304
The creators of the heptapod language & the director said the might/were suppose to release the alphabet to the public around the bluray release but I doubt will ever see a public release of the heptapod language unless a fan does/figure it out

Knowing the plot on the film I obviously would say sex, but as a character with no context I would have said food.

>>79502290
I'm or

>>79502290
im NECKSSSS

I'LL SUCK ON YOUR BRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEAAAASSST

>>79502261
>You will see me one more time if you do good.
>You will see me two more times if you do bad.

>He sees him 0 more times

what did lynch mean by this?

>look, where's this going. what do you want me to do
>...there's sometimes a buggy

the faculty

elijah wood slips in the hallway

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real life

I think in the intro to The Pest the guy slips in the shower or something

>>79501976
Still funny. Thanks OP

>leans back
>smiles
>walk in a backwards circle
>spin 360 degrees
>moonwalk forward and backward a few times
>lean forward
>"hi im negan whats your name"

>>79502111
*leans backward*
>oh my word where did you get a name like that? Shit, your parents must be fucking retarded

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>>79501976
Daily reminder that Negan is an Alexandrian Rickonist puppet.

>>79501973
difference between a pilot and a regular season episode

Literally a gimmick show. It pulls you in because it's something new, it's a little confusing, flashy colors, funky editing/cinematography, but that wears off after the first episode.

And you're left with a standard superhero show. I bet there will be some "mindfuck" twist that's supposed to wow us like nothing is real or half the characters are not real or something or the good guys are the bad guys, but unless the storytelling get better quickly, this show is going downhill.

>>79502454
re: Mr. Robot

>>79501964
This is was flicks should be

Comfy as fuck desu. A sequel would've been nice - it was pretty obvious they were angling for one judging by the ending.

>>79501964
best james bond movie of this decade

>>79501916

My home videos

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>>79501981
/thread

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice