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>>83166075
This is a bait thread, don't reply to it

>>83166096
I thought it was funny.

>>83166075
Why did his wife make him the director of several films?

Cause Ridley is a hack

>>83165989
That's how they've always looked. They just couldn't covey that in the original.

>>83165989
two options

1. David's Xenos are not the same breed/version of the Xenos from the original Alien like the novelization hints at
>>83164238

2. Ridley is a hack

>speaks every language

Every Donald P. Bellisario show has at least one character who does. Especially Russian.

She was my teenage waifu. Damn she hot

>>83165747

http://www.hawaii.edu/PCSS/biblio/articles/2000to2004/2004-sexual-behavior-in-pre-contact-hawaii.html

>>83165747
>California
It's probably about gang bangers or white liberals. Been done numerous times.

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>>83165767

>While a female was still an infant, mother’s breast milk was squirted into her vagina, and the labia were pressed together (Handy and Pukui, 1958, p. 94). The mons was rubbed with kukui (candlenut) oil and pressed with the palm of the hand to flatten it and make it less prominent. The molding continued until the labia did not separate.

>Suggs cited many cases of full heterosexual intercourse in public between adults and prepubertal individuals in Polynesia. The crews of the visiting ships showed no compunction against the activities. Cunnilingus with young females was recorded without accompanying remarks that this kind of behavior was unusual or disapproved of for the participants. Occasions were recorded of elders assisting youngsters in having sex with other elders. Among the Marquesas Islanders in particular, Suggs reported, extramarital relations were frequent and often involved older males with young virginal females and older females with young virginal males.

>Suggs elaborated on the early sexual experiences of pubertal males with married females in their 30s and 40s in the Marquesas Islands, who “take special pains to be pleasing and patient with them, a source of enjoyment for many Marquesan women. Amongali‘i,an experienced chiefess, usually a blood “aunt,” instructed and trained the young males. Similarly, young females were trained by their “aunt,” by another experienced woman, or by a tutukane.The training concerned not only what to expect and what to do but also how to increase or maximize pleasure. A young male was taught “timing” and how to please a female in order to help her attain orgasm. A young female was taught how to touch and caress a male and move her body to please them both. She was taught how to constrict and rhythmically contract her vaginal muscles. Several of the informants who were interviewed remember being so instructed. One adult female told of being instructed on how to get her vagina to “wink.”

>>83165721

Can't fault you

>>83165721
How does it feel to be 14?

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>>83165785
It''s my favorite movie after 2000 too and i'm 26 nigger.

Get taste or gb2>>>/reddit/

T-the Jews... they did this.

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>"I had to shove a stick up an old lady's wrinkled, moist asshole to get these cranberries"
>*Norman Osbourne hides his erection*
I know Raimi was trying to hint at the secret homosexual relationship between Peter and Norman, but I feel like this scene gave me more information than I wanted to know about what really happened offscreen in that burning building scene.

>>83165632
...don't let them turn me into a... meme...

its implied so I believe so

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truly /our guy/

He had about as much to do with it as the janitor who worked at the lab

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>AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH this looks like nice place to build a castle, to be honest RRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

ACHOO

>>83165460
kek, haven't seen that before, keep memeing my man

IF WE DONT POST, THERE WONT BE A THREAD TO GO BACK TO

NOT A POST
A SAMEFAG INVITATION

vidya

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>implying you wouldn't

>>83165266
Because she acts like she is a 9/10, while being a 3/10 at best.

that's Sams girl, quit looking at her or he'll kill you

>>83165228
THICC

>>83165228
I'd cuddle her

>>83165228
Pleb waifu

What happened to you, CBS you used to be beautiful.

>>83165115
>No parsons or the other cast of jews
>no laugh track
i'm cautious optimistic.

ZABOOMAFU

>>83165064
He is the biggest person on the poster.

Kek, shortest man in real life is towering over the other actors, it's almost like he demanded it in his contract.

He wouldn't really be that vain, would he ?

>>83165663
Are you really this stupid?