ITT we pretend that /tv existed in 1987. I'll start.
OMFG I CAN'T BELIEVE THOSE ES JAY DOUBLEYOUUS PICKED A NIGGER FOR THAT ROLE!!! DROPPED
Remember when black casting in movies was normal and not forced political garbage?
Great movie, oh my god, I hope they make a sequel to this!
Great thread.
Would you watch a movie about Mike Tyson?
>>87683934
Yeah but not if that cunt is playing him.
Where's his neck?
>>87683965
Why not? He looks just like him. He just needs to put on some muscle
Would you watch an Alien reboot with Felicity as Ripley?
in b4 Katherine Waterston guy, get some new pics man
>>87683524
Alien doesn't need a remake. Not now, not for another 300 years. Anyone who tries should be shot on sight.
A new movie, rescuing the kino elements of it, going further into the lovecraftian aspects and the isolation feel with Felicity... would be watchable though.
>>87683609
Hello
>Set is the Egyptian god of death
wat
They're just using Set as stand-in for Hades in the already warped Hollywood perception of Greek mythology where Zeus=God and Hades=Satan.
>>87683553
>the already warped Hollywood perception of Greek mythology where Zeus=God and Hades=Satan.
Yeah it wasn't the christians who ripped all that shit off
>>87683553
Hades isn't Egyptian either.
Why not Anubis?
He's literally the god associated with death, the afterlife, and mummification
>I thought this was supposed to be a world without pain and without uncertainty
>That's because you thought that everyone else felt the same as you do.
>You betrayed me! You betrayed my feelings!
>You misunderstood from the very beginning. You just believed what you wanted to believe.
>Nobody wants me, so they can all just die.
>Then what is your hand for?
>Nobody cares whether I live or die. Nothing will change... so they can all just die...
>Then what is your heart for?
>It would be better if I never existed. I should just die too.
>Then why are you here?
>Is it OK for me to be here?
Silence
>>87683258
t. Closeted homo cries
But who is the dreamer?
>>87683258
Congratulations you focused on the underage kid having a nervous breakdown and missed all the plot.
ITT: Blacklisted actors
>>87682737
He's not blacklisted, just a cunt apparently
>>87682791
thats how you get blacklisted cunt
>acting credit for appearing on a talk show
What will his sith name be?
Darth Diversity
>>87682596
Darth Sohn
Luuke
What does /tv/ think of Wonder Showzen?
I don't know what this is and I'm not going to search it, because it's probably dodgy pedo shit.
>>87681796
das raycis
>>87681796
great shit
I rewatched this, because I am juggling two girlfriends, and they both wanted to see it. (long story).....
anyway,
Upon second viewing, I am convinced that IT is actually in the kids heads, they are just imagining him, and rationalizing things that happened to them as things that IT did.
its their boogyman of sorts - the theory flies, until the end where they all see the same thing.
does the book mention or have clues about this? could they all be hallucinating the same thing?
>>87681322
>I rewatched this, because I am juggling two girlfriends, and they both wanted to see it. (long story).....
You tell that story right now
This is completely wrong if you go by the book. IT is an alien god-like being that landed on Earth and started devouring people, basically. It's complicated, but bottom line is, S. King is a hack.
>>87681322
>>it's a 4chan neckbeard lies to impress other 4chan neckbeard episode.
IT is real and feed's on fear. It crashed landed to earth long ago and the town of Derry was built ontop of where it landed. IT *is* inside their heads as IT is very physically fragile but psychically powerful and uses its mental powers to feed on the kids. It does this in a cycle and goes back to slumbar until it can get back to full power.
Why was this ignored by the Emmys?
probably because IRL vatican likely hates the show
Jude Law isn't a heartthrob anymore.
not a fan of the scene where he skateboards through the vatican being chased by the stuffy old archbishop desu
the part where he crank calls the guy in retaliation was funny though
>You resposted in the wrong sewer
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAAHHA
CLOWN WITH THE SICKNESS
oh shit.....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCrBICYM0yM
GET HYPED
FORkino
they could have scrapped some of the special effect budget and just cast Robert downey jr. instead
This is the future manlets want
Not gonna lie, this looks prettyfun.
Who is the most realistic female operator character?
>>87681011
Hermione Jean Granger, unironically
>>87681049
oh fuck
>>87681011
Realistic? I don't know. Rally is the most fun.
Time for a webm thread
>>87680960
that guy must really want her to suffer if he wants to pop her fucking eyeballs rather than just choke her to death.
>>87681030
Yep, not a bad film but it follows the slasher tropes.
And that actually works as a scene, which is better then some of the movies of that series.
Are there any shows like vikings but pro-Christian? Like instead of being fedora, they have Catholics slaughtering pagans and stuff.
>>87680936
>>87680936
The painting is a depiction you brain dead cunt. Of course you're a catholic.
>>87680936
Um vikings, its the battle bishop vs the great heathen army this season