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This is the most beautiful film ever made. Prove me wrong.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7u704uMCmo
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>>80367683
OMG LIFE IS SO TERRIBLE AND HUMANITY IS OUT FOR THEMSELVES WITH NO EXCEPTIONS! EVERYTHING IS BLEAK AND MEANINGLESS, FREEDOM IS A TERRIFYING THING TO STUPID PEOPLE, AND THE WORLD IS A COLD AND UNFORGIVING PLACE! LET ME DEMONSTRATE THIS BY HOLDING THE CAMERA ON THE DESOLATE BARREN WASTELAND AND THE PATHETIC MONGRELS WHO ARE THE CHARACTERS FOR MINUTES AND MINUTES AT A TIME AS THE AUDIENCE SHIFTS UNCOMFORTABLY UNDER THEIR GAZE! HA HA HA HA! I AM SUCH A GENIUS! THANK GOD I WASN'T PURGED BY STALIN OR ELSE I WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO SHARE THIS MASTERFUL VISION WITH THE WORLD! YES, YES, LOOK AT HOW SHE TORTURES THE CAT! IT IS A METAPHOR FOR THE CORRUPTION OF POWER! YES! POWER... CORRUPTION... HUMANITY SUCKS! NOW GIVE ME MORE MONEY TO FUND MY NEXT NIHILISTIC MASTERPIECE!
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>>80367683
>Black and white Slavshit
No thanks, i'm good pham
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>>80367683
It is beautiful. But in his ambition to stand out, he ruined this film. He overdid the long-scenes-trope. His pacing was much better in Turin Horse or Werckmeister. I don't mind endurance tests, but it needs to make sense.
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>budget $40 million
>box office $739,696
>directed by Mario Van Peebles
>starring Nick Cage and other washed up JUST actors like Tom Sizemore
>that poster
>that title
How the fuck does something like this even get made?
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apparently its super amateur looking with shitty effects
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>>80367534
Money laundering
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>>80367534
>Me on the right
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>Artemis is buff
>Wonder Woman isn't
>her power is magical! she doesn't have to be super buff!!
>movie makes sure to explain how they trained her harder than all others before her
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>>80367407
>Egyptian
>Black
Fake News
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Why the fuck is Anne Wolfe acting?
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>>80367407
>Artemis
>egyptian
wtf
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Now that the dust has settled can we all agree this was a fantastic film that was wrongly snubbed by angry white manchildren?
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It was legitimately a great movie, one of the classic comedies of all time.
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>>80367310
I didn't watch it because it was shit.
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Nah.
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How has /tv/ changed you?
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It hasn't, I've been on this website for far too long already.
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it made a monster
out of me
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>>80367213
Westworld was so fucking shit. I don't know what you guys see in this series.
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Imagine how much easier that would've been with a gun
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I hated this movie because of all of the loud gunfire noises and explosions. The story was okay I guess
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>>80367080
It's not an autism friendly movie.
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God would have stopped helping him if he shooted people, did you miss all the Christian symbolism retard?
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Post a single quote from this movie you remember off the top of your head. No googling.
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>>80367012
>Your father would have been proud of you, Jyn
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>>80367068
Wasn't in the movie my friend
Would you?
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>>80367008
>.png (3.49 MB, 1677x939)
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>>80367032
That's a big png.
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Episode 14
>An entire episode focused on Hilltop where Daryl and Maggie hide
Episode 15
>Rick visits the lesbian resort and Rick takes all their guns
Episode 16
>Nothing happens until the end of the episode where gunshots are fired and that's the end of the season
You're welcome. You don't have to watch the last 3 shitty episodes.
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>>80366927
>world's greatest detective
>spends 2/3 of a movie getting tricked by Jesse Eisenberg doing a parody of Michael Cera
That warehouse beatdown was pretty sweet though.
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>>80366927
i don't normally care for Afleck but he's the perfect batman
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>>80366998
>not getting the reference
i agree with the warehouse beatdown tho
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Still seeing it in cinemas. I am too invested in the original to not see the life action variant. Plus I like cyberpunky shit.
Do you have it in you to enjoy trash kino as long as it would, in theory, appeal to you?
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Paying to see it, probably multiple times. Will wear mustard-stained GitS t-shirt for every viewing.
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>>80366974
Thank you for enhancing the viewing experience of other cinema goers. Take an animu pillow with you for extra swag.
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>>80366912
Nah I won't watch it because she's not asian. Fuck that.
I tried to watch Parks and Rec because I havent yet and people always saying I should. I got through 2.5 episodes and I cant take it anymore. I need an edit without that indian fuck ruining shit up. Seriously, indians are fucking trash. Why does Pakistan have nukes if they dont fucking use them?
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Did you skip season 1?
Skip season 1.
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Its really not that great anyway. Comfy to watch with your gf if you have one, but otherwise pretty forgettable. Only thing I got out of it was Ron Swanson and he barely carries the show.
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>>80366801
dubs and i skip the show, delete my netflix account and get cable TV so I can watch trash shows on MTV and Disney Kids
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Me on the right.
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>>80366686
I like the part where she fucked a corpse.
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ELLE WILL SAVE THE WHITE RACE
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>>80366737
I liked the part where she dated a Mexican
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HEY THIS WAS REALLY FUN
WE HOPE YOU LIKED IT TOO
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>>80366638
is it kino?
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>>80366638
Moonman,? Is that you
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Apologize
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how does she put her helmet on with her big fro?
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>>80366637
>Armored boots have a separated big toe
For what bloody reason? Does she have to climb trees or what?
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wow
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What the fuck was up with this movie?
A lot of the action was awesome. The way much of it was stylized and the overall aesthetic was very cool and pleasing. But holy shit the writing and pacing are just horrific. The actors are terribly utilized and Brie Larson is one of the worst actresses in a big budget film I've seen in a while. A lot of shit feels way too rushed and makes no sense.
How the fuck is it getting above average reviews?
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>>80366626
People probably went into it with very low expectations.
That plus it has a pretty diverse cast.
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I felt like I'd had a fucking lobotomy by the end of it
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>>80366626
I feel like 30% of it was cut out. Just take the bar scene with Tom Hiddleston within the first 5 minutes of the movie. He's in a bar, randomly beats the shit out of some guys with a poolstick who were feuding with him for some reason, then immediately negotiates with John Goodman for 30 seconds, and then the scene ends. Feels like a huge amount of context is missing there.