Cole went out exactly as his character would have wanted. With a bang
John Goodman's character died as he lived: saying shit
Samuel L Jackson died fighting an enemy that never existed, as he had always done.
The hero lives and got the girl, but ultimately was still cucked by Kong
The only one with a happy ending was the "nice guy" air force pilot
it bothered me how a 200ft gorilla acted like a homosapien in combat
>>81625264
>The hero lives and got the girl
he didnt want her though, there was no romance implied (why would he desu)
also anyone else feel that Sam Jackson's character was a bit of a call back to the bad guy from King Kong lives
>>81625353
They said at the end they want to go home.
He literally just carried through the jungle to safety, and they are both good looking people. They were fucking after the credits rolled.
>DUDE HILLBILLIES ARE RETARDED LMAO
>DUDE MARK GONZALES FITS RIGHT IN LMAO
>>81625187
They are though
DUDE DEGENERACY LMAO
The Great Debate
Cassie for dry drugged up pussy
>>81625101
Sid had both and decided Cassie was better. End of debate.
Michelle, obviously.
Oh... wow.. eating disorders. Who's got time for that?
*blocks your path*
Nice, each Stormtrooper have a custom armor now.
Thank you Disney
>>81625000
>trashcan-leg man origin movie when?
>>81625000
Are they going to be in this one?
They were the main selling point for me in the last one and it wasn't shit but the same 3 second flash back you saw in the trailer.
What are some movies about long trains?
Trainspotting
I got a long train for ya
Train to Busan
How long do I have to wait before I can get a foldable 32" 1080p OLED Television that I can slap onto any wall in my house
>>81624949
Just buy a projector
the real question is why
>>81624993
>projectors being able to match the quality of an OLED TV
Hey guys! I'm a student studying film at UWM here in Milwaukee. I started my Freshman year recently and I'm currently in a class on digital media where one of my projects is to research and do a write-up on a particular online film maker. Well somebody in my class mentioned this local YouTube group called Red Letter Media, but he decided to do the project on something else, so I decided to do it on RLM. I had actually never heard of them before, but I really liked their work, and I got lucky enough to meet Mike to give an interview. hat student later on told me about this website and mentioned that you guys like RLM, so I figured I'd tell you about my experience if you wanted to hear about it.
>>81624800
What did Mike smell like?
we do not
fuck off
>>81624800
How drunk was Mike?
Did he ask if you were a Jew?
Easter?
>>81624426
A big guy resurrecting, perhaps?
It's a big holiday (outside of America).
This man is in the new star wars, what is his part?
He's a arrogant medical doctor addicted to spice who risks Finn's life trying to save him
>>81624490
sold
Sarcastic ship AI
Which is the superior classic slasher franchise?
Not talking just about the remakes, which were all fucking terrible.
the halloween remake is actually good
Friday The 13th > Nightmare on Elm Street > Halloween
Rob Zombies Halloween remake was kino, you fucking faggot.
ITT: Stories that you want to be made into a movie.
>>81624161
Making it into a movie makes no sense, too much Kojima-isms, super serious spy shit mixed with anime villans, its tone deaf as a movie, you vould make it a good anime tho
>>81624161
Kojima already make his video games in movies you faggot. He probably wanted to be a director,and failed so he saw opportunity in vidya. as new story telling medium,except he is still resentful and make his vidya more movie then gameplay.
>>81624481
Then why was MGSV all gameplay and no movie?
And it's so much fun.
Any other entertaining, unpretentious (and hopefully, technically masterful) movies like this one? Doesn't have to be Samurai stuff, but it'd help.
>>81624116
Sword of the stranger is great
>>81624116
Vampire Hunter D. Literally castlevania: the movie.
What movie is that?
What does /tv/ think of Movie Fights?
>>81624044
very dependant on the fighters. but when it's good it's really good. though i think i liked it more when it first started
also dan is a genius and is usually right
>>81624280
if i remember correctly Max could have stripped him of his belt if it were not for the last question, Dan won best movie snack being milk duds in popcorn or some shit.
Dan has plot armor
>one episode of Movie Fights had Doug Walker as a guest
>turned out to be the worst Movie Fights episode
First three episodes in, here's my thoughts:
>Crow is still great
>Jonah is completely unrelateable (but I remember feeling the same about Mike at first)
>Gypsy's new voice is fucking stupid
>Servo is a flat-line, making him fly seems stupid
>The jokes are still great
As for the bads:
>Patton Oswalt is actually great
>Felicia Day is okay, but there's way too much time and attention being paid to her "singing" "talents"
In general, I feel what attracted me to the show was its hokieness and Midwestern sensibility, and both of those have been a bit lost. It feels like it's TRYING to be quirky. when it never had to before.
I'm giving it a B so far, but interested in your thoughts.
Episode 1 is bad ..2 is pretty damn decent going into 3 now.
>>81623880
Yea its way too clean around the edges.
>>81623880
Haven't seen it, not sure I want to. Don't want the show ruined by a shitty adaptation.
Your post isn't too encouraging. If the jokes are still on point, okay that's nice, but the show was incredibly comfy as well, and I feel like it's going to lose that soul. What you said about the midwestern sensibility is spot on.
Idk, would you recommend it to a sick friend? I used to watch old episodes when I was sick with a bowl of soup and some saltine crackers and for some reason that's just how I think of it now.
well no because
*brings the mic closer*
every 10 years your cells in your body actually completely change.
i was reading this article about how DMT can actually advance this process into only taking 6 years because your pineal gland-
Jaimie could you get that article up?
yeah but its because your pineal glands can actually make your cells rejuvenate faster ... here we go
*looks over at the screen*
look at that ... yeah that chimp must be what?
400 pounds? Jesus those things will tear you to shreds
nailed it
Who would win, a Gorilla on DMT or a 400 pound chimp on Alphabrain?
>>81623599
Is JRE literally the comfiest podcast ever?