META /tv/ THREAD!
Important topix to discuss:
>1. Should we rangeban USA? The board is so great now that they are asleep.
>2. Should we be more lax on the moderation? This board feels like nazi germany sometimes, you have to be really careful not to break any rules.
>3. Frogposts! Aren't they just the greatest?
>4. Robert posting > Bane posting. Fight me!
>5. How can we effectively deal with viral marketers trying to sell us movies? I suggest we all take up tripcodes so we can keep track of if people are loyal to certain brands or companies.
>>82175607
gayest suggestions ever
get this tripfag hothead out of here
>>82175669
>spotted the insignificant subhuman suckling on the teet of American tv culture
Why are they redoing Spider-Man yet again?
Amazing spiderman flopped and the cash hungry executives are starving for another easy blockbuster series.
>>82175677
>Amazing spiderman flopped
In what way?
>>82175692
It needed to make 50 gorillian dollars to break even :^)
>Sticks and Stones... this even my final form, French chienne!
Bet he feels like shit rn
the jerk store
>>82175553
He looked better fat.
>You're abducted by North Korean agents and taken back to Kim's palace in Pyongyang
>Forced to live in a vast library with every film ever made
>It's Friday night in the Peoples Republic and the dear leader, a world renowned kinographer demands you select him a film.
>what do you suggest for the dear leaders enjoyment?
>>82175523
Mouse Hunt. Pure Kino.
I miss Kim Jong Il. He was like a goofy uncle. His kid is like a loose cannon
>The Prestige (2006)
>The Dark Knight (2008)
>Inception (2010)
Has anyone director in history had a run as fucking good as this? I can't believe it, I just can't
>>82175505
You are bait, but Sergio Leone
>>82175505
The Prestige was kind of terrible, Inception is by far his worst.
>>82175524
Yeah what a shitty list of films, fucking idiot
ITT: actors when they were young
Same smug fucking face after all these years.
He was handsome even as a kid, those eye-brows. I wonder what type of people his parents were.
>>82181036
globalist
>space movie takes place in the not too distant future
>artificial gravity produced by rotation
explain what is wrong with the concept
go ahead, i'm waiting
do it
>space movie
>everyone doesn't die from space radiation
>>82175372
> space movie takes place at any time
> artificial gravity by Fuck You I Don't Have To Explain Shit
> ship is powered by the same system
> meteor impacts deflected by same
you just invited Jenna Fischer to watch a movie at your house
Surprisingly she has accepted
Now, what movie will you choose?
>>82175264
The Mummy with Brendan Fraser
>>82175283
GREAT choice, I pick this too
The Yellow Handkerchief
btw Jenna and I have to spoon the whole film
Let's see Paul Allen's card..
How about Paul Allen's dubs?
>>82180773
Bunedubs.
I'm in touch with humanity
Who is the strongest actor in real life?
>>82180679
Dolph Lundgren no doubt
>>82180679
Currently?
Dwayne Johnson?
What exactly drove him as a character? In his "I hate most people" monologue he claims that he desires wealth to indulge in his misanthropy without consequence, but that doesn't seem to be true.
At the end of the film, when he is alone and extremely wealth, he seems to be at his lowest point in terms of personal fulfillment and sanity. So what did he actually want?
>>82174801
I don't know, the third act of the film is unwatchable.
He just wants to drink your milkshake.
>>82174863
Why?
Are you all looking forward to some bimbo kino?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oakUcEohAFY
>>82174766
I actually am, ugly plastic whores are my thing. For all the time and money they've put into it, however, they could've just made a bimbo orgy DVD or something.
>>82180580
Nightwatch
>>82180580
Not counting the movies that are intentionally bad, Guardians of the Galaxy
My life xP
Actors that aren't good, aren't bad, but are mediocre in every single role.
>chef who isnt good or bad, but never makes good food
>taxi driver who isnt good or bad, but never finds the way
>>82174495
Why does 4chan never fail at horrible analogies?
>>82174517
i learned english in first grade faglord
you cant be good at something but never be good at it
Say the line /tv/!
>>82174357
WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB
the line
Donaldo brapfum is nazi!!