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Ausfriend Funposting general 2017-02-07 10:09:46 Post No.79190428
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Ausfriend Funposting general
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2017-02-07 10:09:46
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>Hello audience, can you believe...
Audience waits with baited breath
>that senator Pauline Hanson today
Audience begins booing hysterically, Clemetine Ford stands up and begins hissing
>took to social media
Jane Caro is hoisted up with a high capacity mechanical lift, begins shitting in her hands
>to declare she is against Halal certification
Audience puts down bongs and "change the date" placards and yell out in horror
>I mean, come on, it's the current year!
Audience roars with laughter and applause.
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>>79190428
>australians so pathetic they copy our superior political memes
what a sad """"""""country"""""""""
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>>79190428
This fucking people are every where now.
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>It's a Karl has an interesting point or idea but Ricky and Stephen keep mocking and interrupting him because he's not very articulate episode
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>It's a Ricky writes Karls lines episode
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DUDE RIP OFF CHARLIE BROWN INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY LMAO
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The things from gremlins are called mogwais but it's still a funny line
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New Tomb Raider / Lara Croft 2017-02-07 09:51:24 Post No.79190207
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New Tomb Raider / Lara Croft
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2017-02-07 09:51:24
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>This is the new lara croft
>This is the new tomb raider
Angelina Jolie was LITERALLY lara croft
but who is this?
THAT FUCK HUGE FOREHEAD
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she was so cute in Man from UNCLE. She has like a slight irish accent
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>>79190219
>irish
>lara croft
>british
dude no
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>>79190223
>lara croft
who cares, nobhead
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Does /tv/ like strong female characters?
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>>79190183
as long as they imply that all men are buffoonish brutes if they don't let dainty women lead.
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>>79190183
That's not a female. That's moot in a wig.
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>>79190183
Depends.
If she is cool and not-bitchy, like The Bride or Jackie Brown or even Maragrey Tyrell and still has some kind of feminality, I like her.
If she is a bitch and acts like a bicth and seems and acts more like a man than a woman, like, for example, pic related and the dame from Fury Road, she can go fuck herself
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>Hacksaw.Ridge.2016.1080p.WEB-DL.DD5.1.H264-FGT
>Manchester.by.the.Sea.2016.1080p.WEB-DL.DD5.1.H264-FGT
>Nocturnal.Animals.2016.1080p.WEB-DL.DD5.1.H264-FGT
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>watching a war movie is lousy 4mbit web-dl capacity
Don't do that. Wait for bluray rip.
Nocturnal animals is fair game though.
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>>79190164
well, that one i might wait for bluray
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>Moana.2016.DVDScr
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Metacritic Best 100 Movies Of The 21st Century.
http://www.metacritic.com/feature/best-movies-of-the-21st-century
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boyhood
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>gravity
>good
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Haha, is this shit serious? Boyfuckinghood and Moonlight? Pans Labyrinth? Jesus Christ
Shitty Douglas Sirk ripoff?
Fucking GRAVITY?
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>businessman with no military experience
>cut a deal with the Empire to help capture Princess Leia
>made into a General
what did the rebellion mean by this?
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this deals getting worse all the time
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>>79189846
They heard about his maneuver in the battle of teneb
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TOKEN
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Post sequels that are better than the original 2017-02-07 09:21:33 Post No.79189838
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Post sequels that are better than the original
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Bad Boys 2.
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>>79189843
yep
in b4 plebs post aliens and terminator 2
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>>79189875
Alien>aliens
Semi related 28 days>28 weeks before someone says it
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I just watched the finale for the first time, and I don't get the complaints about the episode. Considering the sudden cancellation, it was masterfully handled. It actually felt like a conclusion, albeit a very open-ended one. I loved the fact that we were just left off with the characters on another day in Deadwood. I wish more shows did finales like these. There doesn't need to be some grand thematic conclusion with a battle sequence for it to be a "conclusion". I didn't feel like a cliffhanger to me, it just ended in a very natural way.
I am very glad that it's returning though, even if feature film seems like a strange format for Deadwood. I hope it does actually get made.
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What's wrong, you bunch of cocksuckers? Should I have posted this during American time?
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>>79189777
>I am very glad that it's returning though
???
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I don't think most fans really disliked the conclusion per se, just dislike that it concluded when it did. There was room for much more with that series. I need to rewatch it soon.
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Pick it up wagie
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>go to the local kino
>pass through the metal detector
>Bob says it's my turn on the watchtower
>turns out i'm stationed at the one next to the screen so i can't see shit from the movie
>there's steam coming out of the showers so i can't see the people either
>turn on the searchlight and start checking out the back rows
>someone is bashing on his anvil trying to craft a longsword
>continue inspecting
>a guy stands up and shouts "I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE I'M GOING HOME"
>me and the other guards unload on him
>a gaggle of falcons swoops by and starts ripping flesh from his corpse
>the designated cinema shooter is disappointed and leaves
>accidentally trips a wire and spikes come out of the wall impaling him and a dozen other people on the same row
>two janitors start dragging out the bodies over to the alligator pits
>movie ends but someone tries to leave before the credits are done
>Bob presses a button and releases the cinema-hounds
>the guy sees them and tries to run but just at the exit they tackle him to the ground
>mfw the Revenant was pretty shit with sound only but i'm too big of a pussy to ask for a refund
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>>79189773
Kinda rude desu. I always toss my empty beer cans since I sneak them in. Just good manners.
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>>79190326
Oh sweetie, its just job creation
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So has Morgan Freeman unofficially retired? Dont see him in much lately
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Tbf they should make Se7en 2 with him and JUSTED Brad Pitt
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>>79189768
then it would be 2e7en
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>>79189675
I don't know but fitting image because he's the penultimate Reddit meme actor.
>fish only chose victims who were either mentally handicapped or, now don't laugh at this next part.........African American.
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I've stolen like three of his long jokes and said at work.
They killed btw
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>Mfw confirmed that those pictures with Letterman and Seinfield are fake
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>>79189700
Bullshit prove it
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Will it be any good?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyoXURn9oK0
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Book was lame
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>>79189528
Yes. But probably just fine and not amazing.
>>79189551
Book was great.
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>>79189528
i'll only watch if more Crispin Glover otherwise its shit
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Why don't we see comedies like Dodgeball anymore?
I miss that comfy 2000s feel.
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Because not enough diversity.
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Who needs comedy when life has become a joke.
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>>79189493
Comedy changed once the 40 year old virgin came out.
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Post your top 3 movies made in the last 3 years 2017-02-07 08:50:51 Post No.79189409
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Post your top 3 movies made in the last 3 years
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1. Place Beyond the Pines
2. It Follows
3. Ex Machina
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The Place Beyond the Pines is 2012.
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>>79189409
the place beyond the pines was made in 2012 you tard. good flick though
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>>79189409
you have very plebeian tastes.