>character wakes up
>groggily sits up. stretches, yawns, and smacks their lips
>stands up with their eyes half closed and pops their back
>shuffles away and scratches their ass
>character wakes up
>gets out of bed
>is completely clothed
>female wakes up
>perfect hair and makeup
>character doesn't wake up sad because they didn't die in their sleep
This was honestly so bad
how bad was it?
>>82260178
D R O P P E D
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P
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Better than anything on there right now
ITT post the most boring movie you have ever seen
>>82260159
Pleb
chink shit in general. no reason for a movie to be more than 2 hours long especially when literally nothing happens in it.
Beerfest 2: Weedfest when?
NOW
>>82259995
disappointing, senpai
>>82260045
No one can say I didn't make a try for it.
Or maybe
THIS, is the try
>now go home and get your fucking death sticks
thread approved. this has some potential. i'm limiting this thread to 25 posts though since there won't be much depth to this meme.
>>82260026
Revoking the approval, lazy ass OP couldn't even be bothered to shop Batts in there.
>>82260662
>he doesn't know the meme
This was REALLY good.
it REALLY wasnt
>>82259939
boring as fuck
of course you're going to think it's good after having the other two movies shit all over you
your expectations couldn't possibly slip any further after number twoI actually quite liked it
What does /tv/ think about this show?
/pol/, stay out, please.
I want to facefuck her dumb face.
I enjoyed it.
mup da doo dida
Mark doesn't really love her. If he did, he would want what is best for her. Using her youth until he croaks, then leave her with nothing when her looks have faded and will be difficult to find a normal guy is not love.
oh boo hoo, why are men held to such a high standard when women don't get called out for this type of behaviour
>>82259754
Uah they fucking do dumbass, don't genderbait you miserable fuck, and most older women don't get with dudes more than 20 years younger.
>don't touch the windows
So, is it shit?
Better than anything HBO has put out in a while.
like hannibal, yes
>>82259683
I enjoyed the first episode. Will continue until it disinterests me.
What is the most iconic movie quote of your childhood? Mine is "ET phone home."
He says home phone, not phone home.
SSSSSSSSSSSSS-SMOKING!
>>82259644
Who made this comic? Why did they take an American Dad joke verbatim and retell it with actual ET and Elliot?
/ourshow/
/ourgirl/
sorry guys but millenials (born 1985-1998) own /tv/ now and we like the American Office best
QoTd: which season have you watched the most?
>>82259553
That's been true of 4chan for at least 8 years. When the average age is 21 surely.
holy shit what happened between seasons
>>82259581
here is an easy explanation
>Season 1
31
>Season 2
32
>Season 3
33
>Season 4
34
etc.
>an African American cook
>>82259547
>a man of melotonin complexion?
>>82259547
>a gentleman of color
>>82259547
>an individual with swarthy features?
We recommend good horror.
martyrs
>>82259340
A Dark Song is pretty damn good. Just watched it last night.
The Witch (VVitch?)
Not even memeing I thought it was a great movie
Hey /tv/ i am thinking about starting this show
is it still good or has it aged badly?
>>82259336
I'm gonna start watching as well m8. I haven't seen it before and want to catch up before the new season.
>>82259336
Rewatched it a few weeks ago, I think it's still brilliant. Things that might irritate you:
>Hairstyles
>Over-the-top acting
>Synth music
>Cheesy visual effects (Though I think they mostly aged gracefully, there are exceptions though)
But seriously, watch it, the new HD versions look amazing I think.
>>82259515
>Synth music
I like good synth scores but damn that sucks if it's a shit one. Thanks anon i'm gonna check it out
> It's private.
> Whatever you got to say to me, you can say in front of him
>>82259070
>Thread about trite movie devices
>Thread crashes because everyone starts bitching about what's a cliche and what's not
My favorite episode
>"How much of that conversation did you hear?"
>"I heard enough"
REEEE YOU FUCKING ROASTIE THAT DOESN'T ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION AND WHAT PISSES ME OFF MORE IS THAT THIS LINE IS USED IN REAL LIFE TOO
>Prison character is chained up and held in the air by his wrists
>"What are you doing here?"
>"I'm hangin' ten."
I'm so sick of seeing this...