What do you think of Two Broke Girls?
If you like it, what do you like about it?
If you dislike it, what do you dislike about it and how can they improve the show?
I enjoy watching it but only with the sound off and some lotion nearby
>>80875934
>What do you think of Two Broke Girls?
It's good for a few webms now and then
>If you like it, what do you like about it?
The sluts
>If you dislike it, what do you dislike about it and how can they improve the show?
The sluts should get naked, also do lesbian things with each other
this show is more racist and sexist than any show or movie sjws get upset over but no one ever mentions it
>waaahhh I'm very handsome and have a large penis and people like to be around me and beautiful women want to have sex with me all the time
>please feel sympathy for me
>please
>>80875808
You don't know what it's like to walk around in Captain Cunnilingus shoes, he nearly slept with a black chick - bullet dodged.
just bee urself
>>80876438
Good point...
youre like, a big guy for me, or whatever
>>80875793
Bike?
>>80875793
>He even rides a bike in CIA pose
Jesus
>>80875793
>Agency blames CIA for crashing his plane
>CIA is fired
>CIA loses his house and car
>CIA has to ride with a bike
Emily Blunt in Edge Of Tomorrow.
Emily Blunt in Edge Of Tomorrow < Emily Blunt in Sicario.
was not sexy at all
Jack Black in Shallow Hal.
The two teams are Swift Squad (Taylor Swift, Gigi Hadid and Lorde) and Good Girls (Emma Watson, Felicity Jones and Emilia Clarke). Which team wins this loser cums first sexfight and how do you see it going? I was thinking some of the rounds could be 1 vs 1 fights... with one girl from each team facing off and the winner scoring a point for their team. The sexfights could be pussy to pussy, ultimate surrender style or double dildo. Their could be a 3 vs 3 anything goes round too! I could imagine them rub their hairy arms all over each others clits to try and make their opponent cum first. I'd like to see Eva Green as referee... maybe she could get involved too!
Eva gets to take on the winning team in a 3 vs 1 battle!?
>>80875699
>>80875699
>Lorde
Should be Karlie really
And the leader of the other team should be Katy Perry
Who will play her in the inevitable biopic?
>>80875441
ariel winter and her big black cock throng
>>80875441
Kate McKinnon
>>80875441
>gimp
Why isn't there a single Christian in the entirety of the Harry Potter series? I don't even think the word "God" is so much as mentioned.
>>80875430
Can you imagine how awkward that would be? To be Christian and a wizard at the same time?
Who cares?
>>80875430
Probably because "God" was just a really powerful wizard and he suckered a few idiots.
*SHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNG*
lindybeige pls
nobody ever said that audio had to be realistic
>>80875426
*teleports behind you*
Reminder that if you dislike sound effects like this and punch contact sfx then you are a faggot and need to leave /tv/
>raining
>house to myself
>loads of dank Kush
>Saturday
Any movies for this feel?
belladonna of sadness
kys
>>80875236
Three Colors Trilogy
>>80875236
Star Wars prequels desu
Madagascar
>A 31-year-old man in Virginia was arrested and charged with wearing a mask in public Friday after he was spotted walking around dressed as the iconic comic book supervillain the Joker, police said.
>Police in Winchester -- located about 75 miles northwest of Washington, D.C. -- said the Winchester Emergency Communications Center received "several calls" around 2 p.m. on Friday of a suspicious male wearing a black cape and carrying a sword walking around the city.
>Jeremy Putman was charged with wearing a mask in public, a felony that could land him in jail for up to five years, the Winchester Police Department said in a statement.
http://abcnews.go.com/US/virginia-police-arrest-sword-wielding-man-dressed-joker/story?id=46365754
Five years for wearing a mask in public?
That is the dumbest "crime" I've ever heard of
Police are so shit
>>80875024
>charged with wearing a mask in public
kek
is this true?
'Our Universe is more infinite than 5 infinite numbers together'
- Space Morgan Freeman
>>>/sci/
We're trying to discuss American politics and capeshit here.
>"Socialism, Christianism, Democracism, Equalityism, are really the whining yelpings of base-bred mongrel-multitudes. Do unto others as you would have others do to you? No baser precept ever fell from the lips of a feeble Jew."
Is this true?
Why didn't Aubrey Plaza make it big but Chris Pratt did?
because shes a pretentious hipster cunt who constantly acts like shes above it all and just cant be bothered caring
she's doing fine
One is charming and talented, the other is a boring le ironic cunt
Pink or yellow?
>>80874930
the gay one
Two in the pink, one in the stink.
im not fussy
tfw a cartoon character taught you more truths than your parents and teachers
What cartoon character was it?
Was it Sasuke from Naruto?
>>80874829
oh boy it's a "TV calls the OP reddit thread"
>>80874829
It should probably be noted that almost every single major figure in the atheist movement is Jewish. You could make a compelling argument that atheism is specifically being pushed by Jews in today's society, and they seem to largely be targeting western Christians and only them.
For example, Sam Harris, Chapman Cohen, David Silverman, Michael Newdow, Gregory Epstein, Sherman Wine, Bill Maher, Eric Kaufmann, and of course, Richard Dawkins's mother has a Jewish surname and was stated to have lived in the only Jewish suburb of the city she grew up in. But he hasn't explicitly named her religion.
But that's only a tiny part of the list. We could discuss the Jewish atheists who aren't pushing atheism so much as atheism-enabling political views like Marxism. For example Soklonikov, Trotsky, Deutscher, Lenin, Uritsky, Kamenev, Zinoviev and Sverdlov.
And what about atheist Jewish public entertainers that constantly run down Christianity? We can go ahead and recycle Bill Maher here and also include Jon Leibowitz, Stephen Fry, Woody Allen, Rob Reiner, Daniel Radcliffe, Larry David, David Silverman, and... I'm sure I'm close to the post cap, so rather than just name the rest of Hollywood, you get the point.
PURE COINCIDENCE though.