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>receive a distress call in the dead of space
>"West Virginia Mountain Momma" starts playing
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Xenomorphs were made by an android that was connected to VERIZON WIRELESS
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>>83540288
>be tasked to write a new Alien movie
>take a shit on a piece of paper
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>>83540288
>DUDE LETS ALTER OUR ENTIRE MISSION AND DESTINATION TO SETTLE OUR entire COLONY ON THIS UNKNOWN PLANET WE KNOW LITTLE ABOUT
>LMAO
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What am I in for?
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a good story
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One really great episode and a slow decline into mediocrity.
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>>83540174
does it really matter if you've already decided you're going to watch it anyway
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Is it physically impossible to not like Galaxy Quest?
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It was okay. Pretty funny in parts. I have to say, it is not original though. It actually is a wholesale rip off of an old television series called Star Trek, from the 1960s.
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>>83540176
... bill?
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>>83540212
Nye?
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Movies with financial success stories. Legal illegal.
Some I've watched:
Scarface
Wolf of Wall Street
Pain and Gain
War Dogs
Also did Tony want to fuck his sister?
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>>83539995
Watch Gold. you'll like it
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The Big Short
probably
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>>83540191
Technically what they did wasn't illegal.
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will he be at her charity concert?
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>>83539988
Do you think you can get it up? Or does he just lick the feet?
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>>83539988
How does a human being attain this shape?
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>>83539988
DeNiro's last good movie?
Currently watching The Intern; it sucks balls
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>>83539983
Casino
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Goodfellas
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Stardust
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>what's the big deal, i'm just pirating your car, i wasn't going to buy it anyway so you didn't lose a potential customer
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>>83539962
>*makes exact copy of car*
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>>83540132
>car factory only gets payed for making one car and fires its entire staff even though everyone is now driving said car
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>>83540209
piratefags CANNOT refute this
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I caught this on tv tonight by pure chance, and goddamn I can't believe this is the first time I've ever heard of Svengoolie.
Anyone else watch this show?
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no, is it funny?
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yeah. it's basically a staple in the midwest area
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>>83539836
it is a relic of a different age
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Evening, sir!
Robert got the night off, here's your medium popped corn and medium DIET coke.
That will be $19.99.
Plus tip.
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>>83539772
and where the fuck are my crab legs? do I have to talk to the Falcon Chief again?
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Was this post with a 3 day ban?
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>>83539811
nice dubs
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The last time you were FOOLED into thinking a horrible movie would be a masterpiece
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The Hobbit movies. Never been so cinematically disappointed. Truly awful.
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>>83539375
Any Haneke film ever
Three Colors Trilogy
Alphaville
North by Northwest
Blade Runner
Aliens
Once Upon a Time in the West
Fight Club
The Prestige
Any Robert Altman film
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>>83539375
Nobody ever said the Hobbit movies were good.
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>>83539375
should have been an immediate red flag when it was announced as three movies and del toro stopped being involved. and there was no reason to have any expectations after the first one
for me it was scarface or the crow
Holy shit this movie sucks
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>>83539356
t.pleb. back to capeshit with you
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>>83539407
Characters are annoying as fuck, sex jokes aren't funny and there's way too many of them, some nice cinematography though I guess.
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>>83539356
I've only watched Otto e Mezzo and Juliet of the Spirits and I consider them to be two of my favorite films of all time. I've been meaning to get around to the other Fellinikino, hell I've even been reading books and shit about him because it's interesting.
I was thinking of La Strada next.
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So it's been 10 years and people still can't figure out that it was YOU, the viewer that got whacked
Jesus Christ, is it really that hard to comprehend
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Not sure if this is bait, but I agree.
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>>83539309
how did i get whacked if i'm still alive?
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>>83539309
Remember eber after the finale when people were just spamming shit on HBO's forums like it was fucking d-day?
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Hurdur I'm Michael Scofield and I won't kill my enemies even if it costs the lives of dozens more people.
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Hurfdurf I'm OP and I post 1.32 MB JPGs
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Hurdur my hairline is fucking glorious.
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>>83540042
This. I'm so jealous.
>the bad guy's name is Donald and the ethnically diverse cast jointly murder him at the end
What did they mean by this?
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Last 20 minutes of this movie were shit. Eden shouldn't have existed. Wolverine should have died as an actual hero. The girl should have been left scarred with vengeance.
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They meant that you're a perma-triggered little pussy constantly on the prowl for something to get offended by.
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>>83539246
This. The movie is 10/10 up until Xavier dies
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>what's his name again
>what did he mean by this
>what was his endgame
>who was in the wrong here
>was it autism
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>>83539207
was it kino?
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>>83539207
Was it autism?
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>>83539207
dumb frogposter