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>>81732409

Now that we know the whole Force Tree rumors are true I'm really curious to see how the public is going to react.

The idea of saying that the light side of the force is feminine and the dark side is masculine seems very risky. You're basically saying that one gender is inherently evil.

I'm sure feminists will eat this up and praise it to high heaven, but I can't imagine that even the most cucked, feminist numale will be happy with this idea.

I honestly believe it will end Star Wars.

>>81732409
Wow, its a fucking ball. So brave and unique

>>81732426
Funny because hormonal imbalance in men can make one foggy minded, depressed and temperamental. Yeah, its testosterone = bad xd

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>>81732151

>>81732151

do you mean pirates or privateers?

>>81732330
I want more x-files

Reeee

>>81732073
Yea

>>81732073
Yup

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>>81732073
A character of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises having autism is secondary to the autism of all its fans. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
a-at least the books were good though
"No!" The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>>81732071
Wasn't he in some shitty Predator movie? Haven't seen him in anything since

>>81732071
He looks french, so never had a chance in the anglosphere

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He won an oscar early in his career and it stalled after it aka the oscar jinx

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What did ramia mean by this ?

*Uncle Ben looks directly into the camera*

>>81732027
peter blacks r dum

>>81731967

The Chinese get to see western movies for the first time ever, all the fancy explosions and CGI is amazing them and they eat it up, you need to give them time to develop a cinema IQ.

>>81731967

naw, the chinese are bros

Chinks are subhuman.

Lads I'd turn on BBC1 in 5 mins if I were you.

Reminder that there will be no Doctor announcement today or any time soon. They'll have to do a live show like they did with Capaldi and today's rumours have been proven false.

How happy are you guys going to be when GB is BTFO by the Kris Marshall announcement?

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>>81731737

>>81731952
Reis means Kings (or Kangz) in Portuguese

downies should be killed once they're born
prove me wrong

>>81731647
He literally raped Patty.

>>81731747
90s rape or 2010's rape?

>>81731747
HONK HONK

>>81731592
interesting opinion anon, thanks for sharing.

Connery > Craig > Lazenby > Dalton > Moore > Brosnan

>>81731592
The Moore era is indefensibly bad. He was 10 years too old to play Bond when he started in the role.

>>81731503
Watched season 1, liked the characters but the story was kinda lacking. Had my feel and didn't feel like watching more.
Also:

The finale was so bad and so predictable

>>81731628
Yeah someone recommended it after I watched Deadwood. Wanted something gritty like that, and this delivers pretty good on that front.

>>81731718
Deadwood is still on my list. Really want to watch it but I have so much other shows too watch

None of them will be new. They will all be fanfics set before A New Hope.

>>81731492
It's a 40 year old money milking machine. No one in the production chain gives a fuck about your "fatigue"

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I miss him

;_;

>>81731424
they have advanced medicine

>>81731424
Star Wars was always garbage.

>>81731461
Advanced enough to displace the wound but not enough to fully heal it?

why nigger is making pizza lol

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What would Gordon think of this spaghetti?

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lmao, gordon wouldn't know a good 'za if it punched him in the face

La Vie d'Adele

>>81731153
La Famille Bélier.

>>81731153
leon the professional