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>Zombie movie
>Character start off in the safest place to be during this situation
>"We can't stay here. We've got to get to this other place"
>"How do you know there's anything there?"
>"I don't."
>They embark on a dangerous journey and many other characters die in the process
>Get to other place
>There's nothing there
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>>78983163
Name 2 flicks, a movie, and a kino that do this
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>>78983434
28 Days Later
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>zombie movie
>WHY WON'T THEY DIE??
>Shoot them in the heads newbs
>Ohhhhhhhhhh
How on earth would someone not know how to fucking deal with a zombie in this day and age? Even if you were fucking Amish you'd probably have a decent idea.
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>you need six decades of samurai training to know how to cut fish and cook white rice properly
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Anthony Boredane is a total faggot.
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>>78982984
the Documentery Now! parody was so good.
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>>78982984
i'm glad jiro became a sushi chef because he'd be a terrifying man if he got obsessed with something else.
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hey /tv/ post your collection
here's mine, just a lil over 450 titles, ranging from celluloid film to blu-ray
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>>78982369
>450 titles, ranging from celluloid film to blu-ray
>strat copy
What are you doing
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>>78982369
>reddit: the room
Kill yourself my man
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>>78982473
>strat copy
got it for free, I can't complain
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Just finished watching it, What are some other movies like it?
Great movie btw, don't know why it took me so long to watch it
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none
Lovecraft is unfilmable
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>>78982029
was this better than Jurassic park?
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>>78982334
Apples and Oranges.
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WTF I don't remember seeing that in the Harry Potter films
childhood = ruined
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>>78981680
You will never see sexy Ravenclaw nerd girls exploring eachothers bodies
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>group masturbation sessions
Hold up. I grew up among the most depraved teens on planet earth, the upper-class children of Miami, Florida. We did some truly weird shit. But group masturbation sessions? What the fuck?
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>>78981680
jesus, what a lunatic
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What do you legitimately think of this film?
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>>78981606
it's borat 2
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>>78981606
complete shit. I didnt finish it
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>>78981606
I thought it was unoriginal and offensive.
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>"Mountain Dew or Crab Juice?"
>"YUCK, EWW, EEESH"
>"I'll take a crab juice."
What did he mean by this?
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Mountain Dew is awful.
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It's the worst soda after Fanta.
7-Up > Coke > Pepsi > Sprite > Pepper > Piss >Mountain Dew > Fanta
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>>78981072
Pepper is not better than piss
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Justice League ( LEAK - SPOILERS)
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Alright....
>The movie starts off with a History Lesson about the Great War the Humans, Atlanteans and the Amazons waged against Darkseid and his Para-Demons
>Some Para-Demons have been living on Earth since Darkseid fled after the Great War.
>The Para-Demons live as Hives in the Underground tunnel.
>Top scientists go missing.
>Dr. Silas Stone plays a Crucial Part in the movie.
>The whole team(Discount Superman) assemble the first time when Gordon calls out Batman but the whole team arrives.
>Bromance between Aqua-Man and Flash provides Comic relief to the audience.
>There is a fight between Flash and Cyborg.
>Aqua-Man's armor is made of Water. The water morphs into solid armor
Act 1 - Assembling the team
Act 2- Hunt for the missing Scientists
Act 3- Steppenwolf's arrival
Act 4- Infiltration into Para-Demon HQ.
Act 5- Return of Superman
Act 6- Rage of the Man of Steel
Act 7- Battle for Metropolis
Act 8- Superman turns Good guy
Act 9- Steppenwolf's defeat
Act 10- Honoring the Heroes
Act 11( End-Credit Scene)- Green Lantern warning of Darkseid tease
>Steppenwolf's intentions in the movie are to retrieve the Mother-Boxes and Capture the Kryptonian.
>Steppenwolf succeeds in retrieving all the mother-boxes but fails to take Superman back to Apokolips.
>Cyborg's Mother-Box armor is replaced with a new polished armor made of Nth metal supplied by Wonder Woman. (Nth Metal-Thanagar tease)
That's it. This is the info I got.
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eleven acts? wtf
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>>78980999
Each act better be 11 hours long of pure kino
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DC Wants To Be MARVEL But His Mom Won't Let Him
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Just seen this. Not bad, but not great, a little disappointing. All the cast are good but the script forgoes subtlety in favour of prosaic showboating at times, and some characters - especially Renton - feel too much like writer mouthpieces in certain scenes.I would totally a Veronica though
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>>78980271
This is going to be shit isnt it?
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>>78980271
Trainspotting and T2 by extension is forever ruined to me by its fanbase
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>>78980271
I taught it was 7/10
Do you guys ever re-watch older RLM videos? Seems kinda pointless since you know what they're gonna say anyway, but on the other hand what else are you gonna watch when you're hanckering for something fun to watch and Cr1tikal hasn't uploded anything new.
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I let their old videos play in the background while I browse /tv/. It makes me feel like I have friends.
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>Seems kinda pointless since you know what they're gonna say anyway
If you can memorize 45-ish mins of chatter then good on you. I can't though so they're quite rewatchabble imo
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>>78980284
Not word for word, but you're gonna remember the general gist of the discussion. Makes watching it less interesting.
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Anyone else hate the Netflix series release format?
Binging limits first impressions and stifles discussion and community forming.
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positive:
Can binge watch
No hiatus
Negative:
No time to get attached to the series as you normally would
You have to wait more time between seasons
"stifles discussion and community forming"
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Why don't you just ignore threads about it and watch at your own pace? If you want to watch one episode a week then do it, don't make everyone else revolve around you.
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To be honest I don't get how normalfags have the time to "binge" watch like 12 episodes. I barely have the time to watch maybe one or two episodes a day going to college and having a part time job
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Am I the only one infuriated with how fucking weak his wife was?
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>>78979766
It's like you've never met a woman before.
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Killing yourself is the best option you have in that situation
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not only that, the movie is literally nothing happens: the flick
idc about your emotions, I wanna see the end of the world happen, they don't even say what caused it
I'm never seeing a /tv/ reccommended movie again
Why the fuck is this so hilarious and rewatchable?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTU8WbTbZMI
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>that ass at 1.18
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>>78979147
>hilarious
sure, the first time
>rewatchable
no, anon, just no. perhaps you're a bit retarded
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>>78979147
>in 1989, Hamm enrolled at the University of Texas, where he was a member of the Upsilon Chapter of Sigma Nu fraternity. There, Hamm was arrested for participating in a violent hazing incident that occurred in November 1990, involving another student, Mark Sanders. Sanders was beaten with a paddle and a broom, while Hamm was leading him around the fraternity house with the claw of a hammer beneath Sanders' genitals, and Sanders' clothes were set on fire. Hamm then single handily sodomized the entire freshman pledge class using only his right thumb in a Sigma Nu tradition known as the elephant walk. The incident led to the fraternity's being shut down on campus. Hamm completed the terms of a deferred adjudication, and the charges were dismissed in August 1995
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>>78978838
>The weak should fear the strong
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>>78978838
Is that the guy from that memory chip cabin blocked episode of black mirror
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Isn't this actually common in America?
What the fuck is wrong with burgers?
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there is literally nothing wrong with the prequels.
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Hey man, everything is subjective. Im glad you like those movies
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>>78978757
Literally kill yourself
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRA7-jA5GJk