Remember everyone: It's OK to murder and rob people, abuse your children, cheat on your wife, and treat everyone else like shit. Your family will justify your actions and forgive you. All because you were just barely a decent enough person to put a roof over their head. Not with your own money, though. With the money that you took from your brother after he received a payout from the army for sustaining a head injury that mentally handicapped him.
Didn't see this movy and never will
i kind of want to watch this now
>implying Pleb Central have seen it
I have a friend who is convinced this is just utter trash.
Your friend is a tasteless faggot.
>>80360665
This is easily one of the best fantasy films ever made
>>80360665
Slow, boring, everybody whispers, everything is girly, no relateable characters, most faggoty wizard ever
I was promised a subversion of the horror genre.
>Jump scare 5 minutes into the movie.
Right... Well at least I can enjoy it as a horror movie.
>An hour and 45 minutes of "Gee something might be going wrong, then 15 minutes of "Oh... guess that was it."
But it at least 'skiers America's racial bias.'
> "Nigga, don go into dat white girls house!"
> "Dey makin black sex slaves! You hafta beleve me!"
> "Black is fashionable this season. It isn't a racial thing."
u ok buddy? just try to relax
>>80360638
Stock reddit response
>>80360434
I can't really call the deer hitting the windshield a jumpscare considering it was in the trailer soooo
>*BUUUURP* God's not real, Morty
>Everybody except that one kid who wears a trench coat to community college every day laughs
>Y-y-your parents are fucking stupid, life is pointless
>Chad and Stacey stop making out on the couch for a second to laugh at a light-hearted take on ironic cynicism while the /tv/ user shitposts about a popular show between tenga sessions
>WUBULUBUDUBDUB!
>Everybody at the office discusses last night's episode around the water cooler while /tv/ sits in its cubicle (alone) that smells like old mayonnaise
>Mmmmm get schwifty
>You have an aneurysm because you don't know how to lighten the fuck up and enjoy a show that isn't trying to tip 8 fedoras at once or tell the stories of little Japanese girls dressed like Nazis
Just thought I would share this copypasta from the front page of r/RickandMorty, I think it pretty much sums you guys up in a nutshell
Maybe if you didn't spend all of your time being small minded assholes obsessing over the shitty Superman remake you would have some fun once in a while
>watches Rick & Morty for fun
fucking casual
>>80360479
>watches rick and morty at all
>>>/reddit/
>>80360428
oh look it's this thread again, how interesting and original
Bond.
James Bond
>>80360422
hahahaha
bond. james bond, plumber and sons.
>>80360422
Id watch.
He's too small
Asking because he says he hates John Wayne but maybe he might like him if there's enough convincing from the 4chan army.
>>80360278
He fucked ya grandma for starters.
>>80360278
stop making threads about this niggerhating fucking racist piece of shit
>>80360278
Who does?
How come he can get away with just wearing a t-shirt and jogging pants out in public but mom says I have to put on "real clothes"?
>>80360181
Because you look like a big fat balding 12 year old with some sort of ageing disease.
>>80360218
b-b-but fassbender is balding too...
>>80360181
You expect him to dress up for shit like assassins creed
What did I think /tv/?
overly melodramatic schlock
>>80360162
You thought that it was superior to its source material. You thought the villians motivation made actual sense. You thought it mightve been better to have a younger and better build mc, closer to the mc in the manga.
>>80360162
I have a giant cardboard poster of this signed by the director is there any worth to it?
Your product is great and financially viable but honestly I don't know what the fuck I am doing and you aren't even black, so for that reason I'm out.
I hate Mark Cuban
>>80360135
i'm a massive cunt with no money to spare and for that reason i'm never investing and am out.
what was the best idea in this show?
Are you watching the best show on TV right now?
Who's best girl anon?
This show is terrible. The kind you could watch the first and last episode of this season and not miss a thing.
>>80360194
I agree, but for some reason I keep tuning in... probably because Shailene looks like an ex. Fuck.
>>80360194
I disagree, since I relate to several parts of the story. Also, I could watch Reese being a huge bitch for a year.
ITT: Characters that did literallya few thingswrong
MY STRAW
REACHES
>>80359935
Goddamn I love that movie.
>>80359935
10/10 movie food coming through
Anyone here actually work at/ used to work at a movie theater?
How was it?
Fine
>say 'I'm fine"
>am actually doing excellent
>>80359917
Is cool
BRAVO LUCAS
>>80359863
P O T T E R Y
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>>80359863
I'm sorry George :(
>>80359863
Kid anakin wasn't afraid of anything, Vader was so ass deep in the dark side I doubt he was suffering.
Do americans really do this?
>>80359773
Why do you think the rest of the world calls them "americlaps"?
>>80359822
i dont call them that
>grown ass men behaving like babies..
Dont you have an active military and a capitalist doogy eat dogg society?
Why are so many of you so infentile?
Sir, I've scanned /tv/ and found no evidence of a Trek thread. Shall we proceed?
>>80359762
You're missing the party friend.
>>80359762
You couldn't come up with a better OP than that?
Why do you keep making Trekthreads like this? They're terrible.
>>80359762
Make it so ensign