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Alright everybody, chill!

>What killed the First Men?

The Ice Age!

reminder that there wasn't even a camera whenever they did this

>>87089897
What do Iguanas eat?

>>87090160
then how did they film it...........

>>87089885
Wish there were a larger selection tbqh

>>87089863
Old Rylance yelling at his son that he has to atleast try to save that second spitfire pilot on the verge of tears was what got to me my man

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>>87089863
>tfw they died so a poo could become mayor of London

>>87090082

London was sacrificed so the country could wake up

>>87091139
Cage would be a fantastic Willy Wonka

>>87091139
>www.imfunny.net

I have bad news.

>>87089766
there's always porn

You know I still would.

Jason Levy the reeeing Mongoloid is jerking off again.

He never leaves his room. Wew what a shitty life

>>87089759
You don't make sense at all, Dany, Cersei and Jon were all wearing black. There are lots of things to criticise, you are being a dumbwit by going after such unremarkable details.

>>87089759
>DRACARYS
>*dubstep*
it was always stupid

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>Patton
>our guy

Nice try, wife killer

Did he really killed his wife?

Murderer.

Jason Levy the reeeing Mongoloid is jerking off again.

He never leaves his room. Wew

They probably have a lot of bastards yes

>>87089717
Officially, they're not supposed to fuck anyone because their duty is to the king above all, but in practice it depends on the king and the guys in the Kingsguard. Some have been castrated and sent to the wall for it, Prince Lewyn Martell under Aerys II kept a paramour that the rest of the Kingsguard knew about but they kept it a secret because he was otherwise an upstanding knight

>You tell that kike wop gook mick spic nigger to stop filling your head with that free love commie crap or else I'm gonna peel off his eye lids Ho Chi Minh style, ya got that Peter? You listening to me you fucking queer bait sunnovabitch?? You're a deaf fucking twink just like your faggot father! He shoulda died in 'Nam like a real man. Instead he got aids from sucking a million nigger dicks. That's right Peter, your dad was a fucking homo! No amount of radio active spiders will save you from being a fag baby Peter! NONE

>>87089705
>>87090108
Simply le ebin, my dudes. XD

it was le different time xd

ame of Thrones, Season 8 Episode 1, from an early script treatment.

The episode opens on Bran by the weirwood. This scene is used as a catchup to remind us all of what happened last season. There is also an flash of Arya on the road and a man sitting on the Iron Throne. Bran sees the Wall falling and then flashes to Jon right before he comes out of the warg.

Next scene is Jon and Dany, the afterglow. Jorah knocks on the door. Dany rises and wraps the sheet around her to answer it. Jon looks regretful. Jorah informs Dany that something has happened at Eastwatch.

Our next scene has Cersei in bed, bleeding and screaming for Jaime (this was cut from Season 7), being attended by Qyburn. Qyburn tells her that Jaime is gone. She says he would never leave her. Qyburn has the Mountain pick her up and take her down to his lab. She is alive but barely. Qyburn tells her he will try to save her as he saved Ser Gregor. Cersei looks horrified.

The next scene will be Jaime, meeting with the contingent riding North, including Brienne. Bronn gallops up to them. Brienne smiles at him.

The episode ends with the Night King at Eastwatch. He resurrects Tormund but is unable to resurrect Beric.

This is not the full episode, just parts from one of the early script treatments. I have some stuff from episode 2 as well.

fuck off

>>87089698
There are multiple cars being driven in the film, automatic and manual ones.

But don't even bother watching it, it's a pretty badly overwritten cliche filled generic mess that goes on for 30 minutes too long.
Still baffled by the critical praise.

>>87089752
Thanks for a well thought out comment!

>>87089698
he's the driver baby

>>87089661
The smartest maybe, but not the best

>>87090398
then who is?

Aren't white walkers super strong?

and jon snow has killed 2

the choreography in this show sucks, hard to tell the good swordmen from the bad

the one she doesn't believe in?

>>87089641
>Greastest general alive
>Lost
ummm

>Join us and live the same life you have been living or die
>I'll die

>>87089632
That's because horror as a genre has come to such shit that it is considered as a separate thing from film by the general audience.

Like when you go to see a horror, the majority of the audience judges the movies completely different from than an action/thriller/drama with hard preconcieved expectations of what it should be. It's like all the movie elements dissapear and the only measurement of quality of the movie is how many times you got "spooked". It's almost like a rollercoaster ride, not a movie for them.
Same thing happens with every movie that get's the "horror" tag but isn't the usual jumpscare fest. The studio had to market It Comes at Night (just like The Witch) as a "scare" horror movie so more people would see it, and when they actually watch it they don't care about the family relations and character development and the general sense of suspense and tension etc, they just want to get some loud noises after a few seconds of silence every now and then and go home happy "hehe that was spooky"

It's quite sad really.

>>87089632
>tense
>tragic
No it's uninspired and rehashes the same scenario gone over a million times in the last decade. Joel edgerton did nothing wrong.

>>87089786
What do your bullshit points of it being "uninspired" and "a rehash" have anything to do with it being tense/tragic or not?