Give me one good reason why he's not Azor Ahai.
WIEDERAUFERSTEHUNGSKINO
>Call movie Baby Driver
>Barely any driving
How do they keep getting away with this?
>>85615203
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WA9lfxbaHvk
because people are dumb, this has over 90% on RT and it made over 100 mill
IM THE DRIVER BABY XXDD
UGHH I CHANGED MY MIND BABY ILL DIE 4 U
What the fuck was his problem?
>>85615199
No pusy eomji
why do jews love cinema so much?
High intelligence usually results in an appreciation of art.
>>85615234
thats not true, commies loved ballet and opera.
>>85615234
No wonder /tv/ hates everything
>I wanna get that Jesus on the cross look
what did he mean by this
Loved the movie, was going to buy the book, but just read that it may not have been truthful.
Anyone know what the deal is?
Will we ever see an animated disney feature film staring Mickey Mouse? It's like I have to play fucking kingdom hearts to get my fill of him.
>>85615037
Prob not OP. Tell us what else you have to do to get your fill of him.
500 DOLLA
>>85615029
jesus. enough with the chink faces already. fucking masks
>>85615057
Yea you should wear one
Why didn't he just tell them the truth from the start? "It's alright, guys. I'm an immortal alien and my wife doesn't exist. Please just leave us alone."
>>85615007
Why did he allow the Husnok to do so much damage if he could have stopped it easily?
>>85615007
All of that is really embarrassing
>>85615007
He felt remorse over his actions. Something nobody on /tv/ has ever felt.
He also was a coward. Something everyone on /tv/ is.
Comebine the two and you get a Douwd.
Of course fedora-tipping redditors can't grasp multi-layered ironic satire when they see it. I just watched it and I was literally in shock by how one thing can be so kíno. It wasn't meant to be a comedy; it wasn't meant to be a kids movie. It was supposed to be watched as an allegory for the modern world's blind acceptance of anything that's presented as being cool just for its own sake. The very act of watching the movie was it telling you "See? You like to use emojis everyday and so does everyone around you so you have to watch this because you're part of the grotesque machine that is modern pop culture". The screen was laughing at me and I enjoyed every moment of it. Of course Redditor McAtheists won't ever understand that, their small "le epic upboat XD" brains could never allow them to pull their heads out of their asses and really appreciate the art that is Le Filmé Emojie. Fuck reddit, man. The movie was great
How many layers of irony are you on right now?
>>85615092
I'm not being ironic. I just hate plebs so much.
Its weak to be honest.
Some journalist were comparing it to Breaking Bad, but no fucking way, its not even near. plot, actors (the only attractive girl in whole show is 54yo milf lel), pictrue.
Its feel like screenwriter were in rush to finish it and they had low budget.
Seriously, netflix proved with Narcos and Beasts without nation that they are capable of doing kino.
but ozark feels like it is 2005 again, especially camer and quality feel like first episodes of house.
>the only attractive girl in whole show is 54yo milf lel
is that really one your points for it being weak?
Great review, couldn't agree more. We need more Netflix kino like the OA and Stranger Things
>>85616561
No, I pointed it out but its the only thing you noticed.
Plot is weak, this wholemastermind boss girl after elementary school is going to learn how to wash cashlel.
Scenes, cinematography feels cheap.
Feels cheap, plot would be good if it was fantasy movie.
Is this the greatest kino ever made /b/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmzKVFWY1x0