Thor barely wins
How does he even have power without Mjolnir?
>>81667155
He's the god of thunder. He can still control lighting and weather on earth. Super strength and durability on Hulks level. Thor aint no push over, even without mjolnir.
>>81667291
>Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor
His power is LITERALLY bound to the fucking hammer. Marvel doesnt even understand its own fucking heroes.
>Johnny Depp is remaining resolute in his comments about President Donald Trump and says he is unconcerned about the remarks potentially influencing his marketability.
>The Pirates star has been a staunch critic of America's 45th President and his supporters from the beginning of last year. On Tuesday, Depp, 53, went as far as to say that if anyone was offended by his comments 'then maybe the new movie isn't for them'.
>haha look at those sjws getting offended by stuff, they're pathetic!
>wtf someone saying bad things about cheeto man? this hurts my fee fees, boycott!!
>>81666973
Wow pol btfo. Nice one bro
Johnny Depp is a numale liberal Hollyood elite with a failing career. I never watch any of his movies. My entertainment strictly involves no numales, blacks, Jews or feminist women.
Biopic when?
>>81666135
He's still my only friend
>>81666135
Moot first.
>>81666135
Based on the trailer, they appear to be mostly right.
>Rey becomes Luke's apprentice in Ahch-To, but he has grown desillusioned and doesn't want to rebuild the Jedi order. Ahch-To is the birthplace of the Jedi and Luke went there to find out more about the Force. Rey is disappointed by Luke's behavior and questions his teachings.
>Snoke locates them and sends Kylo Ren and the Knights of Ren to eliminate them. Luke fights off the Knights of Ren while Rey captures Kylo. He attempts to turn her against Luke by revealing a secret from her past that Luke was aware of. Rey becomes estranged from Luke and builds a rapport with Kylo.
>Meanwhile, the war between the Resistance and the First Order escalates, and General Leia is injured in an attack and replaced by Admiral Holdo (Laura Dern). Finn recovers and is sent on a secret mission to infiltrate the First Order, which leads him to Crait, a mining planet housing an abandoned Resistance outpost. Crait is critical to the First Order's plans and while there, Finn grows closer to a mechanic, Rose (Kelly Marie Tran). They run afoul of an intergalactic entrepeneur (Benicio Del Toro) who has dealings in Crait and betrays them to the First Order. Sensing that Finn is in danger, Rey sets out to rescue him and brings Kylo along despite Luke's objections.
>The First Order attacks Crait, but Admiral Holdo refuses to engage them. Poe finds out Holdo is in cahoots with the First Order and leads an uprising, seizing command of the Resistance fleet and leading them into battle against General Hux and his forces.
>Rey reunites with Finn and they end up in Snoke's lair. Kylo escapes and reveals it was all a ploy to lure Rey to Snoke. He confronts Rey and reveals that he is the first Sith and that his sister founded the Jedi order before being slain by him. Rey is the reincarnation of the first Jedi and Snoke wants her to join him. Meanwhile, Finn rescues Rose and kills Captain Phasma after she injures Poe during the battle of Crait.
>Snoke rejects Kylo in favor of Rey and she nearly succumbs to his influence, but Luke arrives to rescue her, having grown newfound strength due to her presence. Luke battles Snoke, who retreats as he is weakened, whilo Kylo renounces Snoke and kidnaps Rey so she can help him find the balance between the Dark Side and the Light.
>The First Order retreats as the Resistance reclaims Crait. Luke reunites with Leia and meets Finn and Poe, who prepares to strike against the First Order while they are weakened, while Finn and Luke set out to find Rey, whom Luke senses will be instrumental to Snoke's defeat.
The theory is that since Carrie Fisher passed away they'll cut the reunion and have Leia die at the attack.
>>81666059
>Rey has to rescue Finn again
How will black males ever recover?
>>81666059
>Rey is disappointed by Luke's behavior and questions his teachings.
He touched her! He touched that girl!
>Nothing will ever come close.
>>81665481
sheeeeeeeeeeit fpbp nigga
>>81665481
Amazing show, but slightly overrated; not to mention season 2 was just wtf.
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.......
Donald Trump.
*audience laughs*
That meme no longer makes anyone mad now that Drumpf outed himself as run of the mill kike puppet
so... alt right pussies who cry about everything...
Wa-er
Pure wa-er
>>81664921
S H I P B U L D Y N '
>>81664921
Pish
its optic trick, they really arnt in the same plane of existence.
vin is actually next to rock, they are not face to face
>>81664800
>its optic trick
Yes, it's called forced perspective
I'm glad they did it practic instead of using CGI
>>81664800
>>81664906
Post the picture of Rock holding baby Vin
>>81664906
good old practical effects, they look so much authentic
>protagonist of new trilogy - female
>protagonist of first standalone - female
>protagonist of new video game - female
>new animated series - all female
>one of the only new EU books NOT about movie characters - female protagonist
>only book set prior to The Force Awakens is about Leia
>even the fucking cosplay likeness competition - all female winners
You know, I'm not a sexist, but it's noticeable.
>>81664784
it's what the market wants
>>81664784
Yeah they're really being tryhards about it.
>>81664784
When you hand the franchise over to a company primarily marketed at cunny's.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kae-JjbLsgA
How comes a shitty editors that pull out the worst games in history can do a more appealing trailer than the actual upcoming movie?
I know Battlefront 2 is going to be a bigger scam than its predecessor, but damn I'd rather watch this as a movie than SW8
>>81664360
You're a mouth breathing pleb either way OP. I wouldn't watch this nor SW8. Get a grip.
>female stormtrooper
Great, another game that expects me to buy it when a 5'4 woman takes down a grown man in a melee
>born before the Wright Brothers flew
>2 world wars
So when is the movie about this old lady?
>>81664259
people that live that long usually live very boring lives
really doubt she was getting drunk with charlie chaplin or someshit
>>81664297
I like how you are implying it would be a exciting thing to get drunk with Chaplin.
JUST
>tfw season 2 of SnK is better than any burger show airing right now
Proof: /a/ hates it.
>>81663964
/a/ hates anything popular though
Unlike /tv/, /a/ generally gives praise to good shows. And the first season was atrocious garbage.
>>81663964
You'll get over this weaboo phase in a couple years. Have fun while it lasts.
>yell at 6 year old for doing sometihng they didnt do
>continue to yell when they're screaming and crying
>kek just a prank bro
>laugh at their misery
great parenting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMf7HibATNg
americans
>"you got owned"
>"it's just a prank, bra"
holy fuck... this is what happens when autists have kids
what a sociopath
"you got pranked" the parents said to the two youngest
they just yelled at them until they cried
sick prank so epix
>>81663723
>fat
>southern
>At least 5 kids
>verbally abusing her kids for a prank
I bet she makes "mama bear grr!" posts on facebook several times a day
Wow
APOLOGIZE
beanie in la
loose skin's so visible. he's fucked
What's their endgame?
>>81663472
Replace all human labor.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7xvqQeoA8c
>>81663472
they all can join together to make a bigger robot and kill all humans.
Is half voltron half tansformer all killing-bots