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Really finding new movies bad. What was the last good movie made?
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>>83871241
The Neon Demon
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boyhood and the neon demon
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Ben-Hur
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Why did they give him a shit design and make him a weak, irrelevant fucking jobber in the cinematic movies?
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because Michael Bay
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Heard he'd be less of one in the new one coming out.Still waiting on my Unicron
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This was great. Someone recommended me it here ages ago and I only just got around to watching it, so thanks whoever that was.
>The real British experience on film.
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>>83870922
That was me anon, THE AUTHOR OF ALL YOUR PAIN
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>>83870922
now watch "Wake in Fright" if you want an australian degenerate version of withnail and i.
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>>83870973
well thank you, dear boy
>>83871046
I dunno, I reckon withnail and I is more perverse (i'm aussie and raised in the bush so that's probably why wake in fright didn't get to me as much)
its a doug has an unfunny porn girl on episode
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>mfw Todd is the good guest and actually funny compared to generic porn girl #6
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>>83871386
i had to turn it off it was that bad
he made a joke about his mom fingering herself and the porn star got offended like some stuck up stacey
bitch youre a fucking literal no metaphor prostitute, how can you find that joke beneath you
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>>83870839
I hope Doug got to fuck her, she seemed pretty cute and dumb.
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A24 hasn't distributed a single great film. They are the capeshit of arthouse.
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>>83870784
The Lobster
Moonlight
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>>83870784
r u stupid op?
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>>83870784
Facebook tier bait
Neck yourself
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>who opened the door
>why were the last 10 minutes shot in the dream aspect ratio?
Was this movie actually shit?
Who is worse, the people who think this is the second coming of horror Jesus or the people who think this was 2deep4you?
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The faggots who make bitchy, facile ""criticisms"" on a Nigerian pan flute assembly forum are worse
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>>83870859
But anon I'm actually curious if anyone has an answer.
I enjoyed the movie but it does leave some things unanswered. while they didn't seem that major and actually had some thought put into them, they do still leave a hole.
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>>83870754
I need a half in the bag episode to form my opinion.
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Do you watch daytime TV? Why? Are you unemployed?
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>>83870705
>watching tv at all
lmao, hello grandpa
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>OP's image
Isn't that the kid who makes youtube videos about all whites being racists and tranny stuff and other gay ass shit?
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daytime tv gives me a headache
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Genuinely don't get why people sucked this movie's dick so much.
First hour is good, but then it shits the bed with weak melodrama and by the end you realize that all the character buildup goes nowhere.
>Patrick
Daddy dies and he clearly has a shit family but he somehow doesn't seem to care. His mother is out of the picture for good (alcoholism/drugs), his grandparents are MIA, his only relative is his deadbeat uncle that he barely tolerates. He's a little asshole that wants things his own way and doesn't realize just how fucked up his life has become now that his sole breadwinner is dead and all his relatives are terrible.
>Lee
Interesting characterization up until the reveal, then pointless over-the-top melodrama.
I think it would've been a better story if it focused on the fact that he's a fucking alcoholic and that caused serious problems in his life. The magic reveal also doesn't explain why the entire town virtually loathes him. This ties into his ex-wife acting out the way she did at the end.
If it wasn't for George (boat guy) and his wife, the entire story would go nowhere.
George is there to help with the funeral
George is there to help with the boat
George and his wife is there to help Lee open up over his problems
George reluctantly decides to adopt Patrick.
At this point why even fucking bother with Lee if everything is solved offscreen by a one-dimensional character?
You invest in these characters' backstories and it just ends up going nowhere. Nothing is solved, people just talk, and a one-dimensional side character takes care of everything.
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the film wasn't about who will arrange the funeral, help out with a boat or take care of the kid. you completely missed the point
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>>83870658
No the film was about watching a loser do absolutely nothing but drive an ungrateful little shit around while he drinks and falls asleep trying to cook pasta and cause another housefire
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>>83870634
B-but ... Affleck was awesome. He won an Oscar, so it must be true.
>Best Shoe-Inspector in a Mumbling Role.
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>31 years old
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>>83870619
what a caveman, no wonder women are wild for him
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>>83870619
I'm 30 and look like a toddler compared to him
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>22 years old
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Does the Xenomorph itself still scare you /tv/?
>For me there is something quite disturbing about seeing a man in an Alien suit opposed to a full CGI Alien.
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>>83870404
well yeah the CG alien can only exist in the movies, whereas the stuntman and the suit are real solid objects you can interact with, which is why it's important to have something for the actor's to react to even if it's not the proper thing, pic related.
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>>83870404
Nah, the creature itself doesn't frighten me at all.
It's more about what it can do to me.
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>>83870404
Xenomorph is probably the scariest creature ever created
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Rank 'em
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1<Tokyo drift<2
Only movies I can think of that was about street racing.
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>>83870420
So you only like tokyo drift because 1 and 2 are about cops catching criminals who happen to be street racers
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Why does Vin look taller than Dwayne in every poster? Is it in the contract?
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So you're telling me that this is a world where wizards exist and are known to have historically fooled muggles for the keks, but Jesus was actually legit?
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>>83870371
How did you come to this conclusion?
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>>83870402
So the wizarding world, that appears under all circumstances to be as different from muggle culture as possible just decided to make this meaningless muggle holiday the most central holiday of their culture to the point where festivities are held ornaments are everywhere and kids get two weeks off?
Sure, that makes sense.
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>>83870371
because jesus is the source of their magic. and goblins who met jesus told them he is real.
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hey homer! get out of here you freak!
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>>83870359
MAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE
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>>83870834
You're breaking my heeeeeeeeaaaarrrt.
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>something awful tried to make a meme and the internet rejected it
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Will there be a meme movie?
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>>83870328
Most certainly yes and we can only prey people shoot up theaters for the release of such films
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>>83870328
>2021
>Comic-Con
>"And now, for a big announcement from SonybPictures"
>Gendy Tartakovsky grins like an idiot
>”Finally, the Popeye movie I've been making for years!"
>It's the Meme Movie
>A family-friendly adventure of a swwet doge finding his way back on some kid's aunt's facebook
>comes out
>gross revenue: 1.6bln
>every animator on the planet drinks acid and dies
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Probably not, no.
The problem is that most memes are based on copyrighted material. While you can kind of get away with that if you're just selling crappy merch at a shit convention (and I mean shitty convention, because any good con cracks down on blatant copyright infringement), you're really not going to be able to make a movie from memes without paying a ton of people off. Let's use OP's image as an example, shall we?
>Robbie Rotten
Copyrighted by whoever owns the rights to LazyTown (if that's Viacom, holy shit you do not want to use their stuff, they love protecting their copyrights).
>Salt Bae
Turkish chef Nusret Gökçe owns his own likeness.
>Doge
The original image is owned by a Japanese kindergarten teacher, although other versions are owned by an American photographer, but you could probably get around it by just having a generic Shiba Inu.
>Trump
Dr. President WWE Hall of Famer Donald "Grab Them By The Pussy" Trump owns his own likeness.
>Shrek
Copyright Dreamworks.
>It's time to oil up!
Ainsley Harriot owns his own likeness.
>Pepe
Copyright Matt Furie.
>Sanic
Sonic owned by Sega, that specific fanart is owned by 0nyxheart of Youtube
>JUST DO IT
Shia Labeouf owns his own likeness.
>dat boi
Owned by Funnyjunk user tehbestever although the original image is probably really owned by some clipart company.
>one does not simply
LotR is owned by New Line Cinema. Sean Bean owns his own likeness.
Even trollface is owned and yes that guy protects his copyright and yes he has gotten projects ended for using trollface without even asking him permission.
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ITT: Best movies to buy in 3D
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>>83870084
just shoot yourself in the face my dude
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>>83870084
Can we have an Aqua Teen thread instead?
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the hobbit trilogy is so comfy in 3d