Books
3 > 2 = 6 > 4 = 7 > 1 > 5
Movies
3 = 6 > 7 > 2 = 1 > 4 > 5
Don't be a dullard.
They're all shit, what's your point?
Not going to slam your entire list, but holy shit anon, 6 anything but last for the movies. Awful taste.
inb4 the Q memes
Clockwork Orange
>>84894766
>tfw fell asleep during the revenant
too many pointless long takes of scenery, too little dialogue too
>natives helping him at the end for no reasoninb4 he saved one of them earlier
>>84894766
I beg to differ. This is a movie u can only watch once
When was the last time you watched a cartoon?
>>84894629
When I was 12 years old
>>84894629
i watched bob's burgers the other day.
>>84894629
This image is fucking stupid, we've been over this.
http://variety.com/2017/tv/news/christina-hendricks-nbc-good-girls-1202491434/
>Christina Hendricks has been cast in NBC’s upcoming drama “Good Girls,” Variety has learned.
>The “Mad Men” alum joins the series in the role originally set for Kathleen Rose Perkins, who was recast. The pilot will reshoot this fall with Hendricks on board, and the series will debut midseason.
>In “Good Girls,” when three suburban moms — played by Hendricks, Mae Whitman and Retta — get tired of trying to make ends meet, they decide it’s time to stick up for themselves by robbing the local supermarket at toy gunpoint. But when the manager catches a glimpse of one of them and the loot is far more than they expected, it doesn’t take long for the three best friends to realize the perfect getaway will be harder than they think.
>The series has been described as a comedy-infused drama that mixes a little “Thelma & Louise” with a bit of “Breaking Bad.”
>“Good Girls” hails from Shondaland alum Jenna Bans, who created the series and will serve as executive producer with Jeannine Renshaw and Dean Parisot, who will direct the pilot. Universal Television is the studio.
Look at those tits!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4658860/Lingerie-expert-analyses-stars-REAL-bra-sizes.html
>'Christina has been known to fit herself into some pretty insane outfits to accentuate her boobs, but that bra size definitely isn’t one of them,' says Melo, who puts the curvy star at a 32K.
>>84894446
BASED shinji aramaki
>live with a teen that has the hots for you
How the fuck could he manage to never fuck her?
>>84894079
Why would anyone fuck this thing instead of Nora?
>>84894079
is she living at their home or just hanging out ? she is always there
>>84894317
her mom departed so she was living with the Garveys
I'm still mad.
of all the pointless things to do with a film site, this seemed like a rather big one. Even if half the time it was pointless arguing or shitflinging, with half the posts deleted by a moderator.
It was fun to browse the boards of obscure foreign cult films and get little bits of info and trivia.
>>84894026
About what?
>>84894086
It made me feel slightly less alone seeing people discuss what I just watched.
ITT God-tier fight scenes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrqdbBZqT7U
>>84894008
The score makes this scene x10 better. Love it
Obligatory
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTJlmlZWWHA
>>84894238
Fuck, I never noticed this before. Now I can't tell whether it's meant to be a halo over his head, or devil horns.
The phone call that saved kung-fu
>>84893915
rundown?
Can I get a quick lundown?
>>84893915
Fuck you, I laughed
>Alright, what do you have for us?
>AND FOR THAT, I'M OUT
>In the western foothills of Vienna Alps, there is a humble lodge by the name of Chateau du Montaine Demure, where the owner, a relative of Otto Vanderbilt, holds a yearly reenactment of Hannibal the Carthagian Warlord crossing the Alps in his 218 AD venture into the Roman Republic. He would bring in endangered african elephants by helicopter to the snow capped lodge and throw them down the side of the alps. We watched at least a hundred elephant roll to their deaths. The 20 or so men, all refugees without a word of civilization in any of them, whom were restraining the elephants... also went down with the beasts, a mess of gore and tusk, the screams of the porters as they, tumbled, just terrible, dreadful. It was during a major military movement between the generals of the carthagian infantry, that the Owner of the Chateau du Montain Demure' demanded a bottle of the dryest scotch he could summon. A toothless indian child ran through the snow and collapsed at Monsieur's feet, his skeleton arms struggling to lift the bottle. Monsieur takes a swig and looks deep into the dark front of an approaching blizzard. He says nothing, then says "Increase the Elephants". We saw at least another 2000 kilos of ivory go over the side of that icy gorge before that blizzard came. We left them all to freeze to death. And now this brings me to the elephant in our room right now. Do you want to be hannibal? Do you want to sac Rome that badly? How many elephants need to die? Here, have a swig of this, it's scotch. Please taste it. It's the dryest I could find. THHHHUPUPUP Seventy percent ownership and all of your wife's eggs for the next 10 years
I shit in bags and haste people on public transport to give me a dollar or I'll throw the Turd Bag at them.
I have full patent rights for Turd Bag, Turd Bottle, Turd Box, and for a possible spin off market, Dickcheese Tube.
The tree in the park that I talk to for financial advice predicts a growth of 4000% in the next quarter. I'm looking for $100,000 for a 10% share.
Thanks.
>>84893640
>>84893659
>>84893688
If not, why all that talk about responsibility?
>>84893632
He figured he was doing martial-arts/bodybuilding, dingus
>>84893632
He had many responsibilities other than crime fighting to look after his aunt, prevent the racial decline of America, to do well in school.
>>84893632
an interesting and provocative question OP. It puts the beginning of Raimi's film in an entirely different light.
You should go post this on Reddit
What's your favorite film scores, /tv/?
Gettysburg, Glory, Kingdom of Heaven, and Master and Commander over here.
/tv/ fucking sucks
>>84895361
Thread's been up an hour. Zero activity.
This is why people don't come here.
Conan The Barbarian
I actually really like season 10, and have some fond memories of watching the DVD. Season 11 is when the show went to total shit in my opinion.
>>84893193
noted. now fuck off
I am kino patrician and agree with you op.
Great Eps:
>Lard of the Dance
>The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace
>Bart the Mother
>Lisa gets an "A"
>Mayored to the Mob
>Wild Barts can't be broken
>Sunday, Cruddy Sunday (Fred Willard best celebrity appearance)
>Homer to the Max
>Marge Simpson in Screaming Yellow Honkers
>Maximum Homerdrive
>They Saved Lisa's Brain
>When you dish upon a star
Okay Eps:
>Monty can't buy me Love
>Mom and Pop Art
>Make Room for Lisa
>Viva Ned Flanders
>Kidney Trouble
>bible stories
Trash:
>Trehouse of horror
>Im with cupid
>Old man and the c student
>thirty minutes over tokyo
i'm looking for that long PDF that was a response to RLM's view on the Star Wars prequels
ur so... Beautiful
>>84893176
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5IsWYSNBmY
>>84893176
http://thestarwarstrilogy.com/starwars/FILES%2f2014%2f09%2fRed-Letter-Media-Episode-I-Review-A-Study-in-Fanboy-Stupidity.pdf.axdx
What went wrong here?
Hard mode: No Rodrick recast.
As mediocre as this was, it still kinda sucks for the new kids playing Greg and especially Rowley (since he had little to no screen time) since they won't have a chance now to prove that they got what it takes to be worthy replacements to the original actors, as well as with any new actors playing Chirag, Freely, Holly and Patty in any future sequels.
What's with the backlash against Roderick?
I haven't seen the new film, and I liked the old Roderick - but why is that what you focus on? I heard there was a hashtag as well. Was he really that loved?
That mom is hot as fuck.
Why were the patents replaced? Surely they're not too old.
>>84892945
oh my god what happened to Justin Long?