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if its a parody or at least comedy it could be good. if they play it straight then fuck that

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>people going to watch this in the cinema knowing full and well that if they're caught in public with their junk in their hands, they'll be registered sex offenders for life

baka

>>82921085
It's not a parody, but it is definitely a comedy. It's just Baywatch made for the new generation. It's also very much a Dwayne Johnson movie. If there is a sequel I could see him directing.

Fake. Won't happen, at least not in Scorcese's lifetime.

>>82921014
Silence was good. Maybe it won't be that bad.

>>82921076
>>82921107
What is with this meme

>>82920916

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DRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINEGGGGGG ELI You boy

The Smiths were really good

No wonder he wants to keep the system down, if it gets any higher he won't be able to reach it

lol

>>82920795
>manlets

>>82920795
is he like 1.50?

Through the darkness of future's past

>>82920790

The magician longs to see.

>>82920871
I'm going to be honest here. This is THE most embarrassing post I've seen on this web forum.

He looks pretty fucking cool
He moves like a retard
I'd give him flexibility

He's a big guy.

Star Wars.

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>>82920465

So why won't they cast him anymore?

>>82920465
He was just in a successful Brian Wilson biopic two years ago. He'll be fine.

you don't insult ((them)) and get away with it

>>82920377
Why is everything in the DC movies so muted and ugly?

webm of her seducing pirate prince sparrow pls

>>82920351
How did you finally see it where's my 1080p copy reeee

>>82920351
I liked it a lot but I was drunk

>>82920370
Released in cinemas in NZ yesterday.

>>82920348
Mommie Dearest

The Pacifier

HAHAH I GET IT CAUSE HE KILLED HIS WIFE AND KID EPIC UPVOTE!

>>82920180
i wish i was cool enough to cuck jack sparrow

>>82920180
Isn't Elon a White Nationalist? It's been rumored that his friend Peter Thiel is

>>82920180
>got rid of that stupid-looking tacky tiara

Good.

>>82920146

Well David designed them and he's frustrated over sex so I imagine he just wanted to make it kinky.

Also they could be like rats and just eat insulation or whatever organic compounds they come across.

The queen can only lay facehugger eggs and can't give birth to xenomorphs directly for whatever reason, but the facehugger can't provide the resources for the Queen and aren't adaptable, so they have to seek out other creatures in order to I guess collect DNA and use that to form a xenomorph while gestating. This does have the advantage of the species being able to copy characteristics of a native species to gain its advantages in any environment, something a straight Queen to drone/soldier lifecycle couldn't do.

>>82920304
Queens aren't canon anymore though.

jay - the 12 year old 24 year old

Mike has really turned into a fat piece of shit

>>82919846
Sick of their cynical shtick

You would think that a millionaire who goes on and on about stem cell treatments for their broken down body would fix their fucking teeth at some point.

I mean, we still don't know how the pyramids were built. It couldn't have been by human hands, it would have to be something stronger. So strong it could rip your arms off. In a millisecond. Jaime look up hermaphrodites, i want to see a picture of that.

>>82920023
He's not superficial or else he would get a wig as well as some RDJ shoes.

>toon

>>82919748

Her last name was Goldstein.