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This is what movie critiques looks like in 21st century
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who dat thicc geek bitch
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Whats the name of the guy on the right again?
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>>80573706
Fat Joey
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Kaiju size and weight 2017-03-18 12:47:35 Post No.80573502
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I always get confused with the info of giant monsters in movies. For example the new Godzilla is said to weight about 100 000 tons. But on the other hand, the Pacific Rim kaiju were about 7000 (!) tons. How the hell they were so light? Am I missing something?
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Why the fuck do you care about giant monsters' weight?I guess you're missing the part you're retarded.
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>>80573502
Maybe they're like birds
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>>80573502
Who cares nigga, it's unrealistic anyway. Square cube law.
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You all asked where he was. You were all wondering where he went. Well, here he is. "Red pilling" the masses, low and behold, Sam Hyde. Risen from the dead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dh5aTD5hikg
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>>80573168
>You all asked where he was.
Not really, no.
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>>80573168
>World Peace cancelled after JUST 1 season
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>>80573707
Kikes couldn't handle the banter, and apparently you can't either. Cuck!
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Power Rangers Marathon DIVATOX EDITION 2017-03-17 06:48:31 Post No.80543571
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Power Rangers Marathon DIVATOX EDITION
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Someone else take over making these I'm done for today
FUCK TURBO
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>>80543571
Who is this semen demon that's making my monster grow?
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>>80543571
Why is Kat so perfect bros
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How long is this shit Turbo show?
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why is this movie so overrated?
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>>80573115
But its not. Barely anyone discusses this film. Apart from the shitty memes, Inception had 0 cultural impact
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Sorry, wrong pic.
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>>80573115
D R O P P E D
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JUST
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"Evian bottle"
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makes me sad :(
he probably is an alcoholic, his body must be fucked
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What are some movies which start with some captive bad guys in transit but they manage to get the jump on their captors and escape?
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>>80572923
The one about the CIA agent
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>>80572953
Bane?
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It's just Boris
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Can we get some german kino? 2017-03-18 12:17:51 Post No.80572881
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Can we get some german kino?
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I start with the best
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Voll Normaaal was better.
Man, I watched it so many times with my cousin. Most of the time we only watched the best scenes, which is funny because that's what they do in the film.
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werner
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>>80572881
Fucking movies. I loved them as agermanteenager. But i can't stand them now.
>Der Jupp der war sowas von romantisch. Der hat sich beim Bumsen sogar die Socken ausgezogen
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Why the fuck isn't Denise Richards allowed to play a nuclear physicist?
I thought feminist retards liked seeing women in science roles on film.
They're just jealous because she's hot, right? Thought so.
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>>80572796
>yfw it's not the feminists that contested this, it was the fat slimy neckbeards
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>>80573372
> yfw it's not the neckbeards that contested this, it was the nuclear physicists
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>>80572796
damn. she looks like Lara Croft in here
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>>80572611
I CAN'T EVEN GET HEALTHCARE, I SURE AM SORRY ABOUT YOUR BACK PAIN!
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GIVE ME BACK MY ALIMONY
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>2016 memes
We Pewds now
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I'm an aspiring filmmaker looking to get into films, but I'm not sure how. Do they have a website where I can apply? What is their admission rate? Do they offer financial aid?
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Tarantino is a meme. He used his jewish connections to make it.
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are you jewish?
if not, don't even try
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It's not even a bad quote - I don't get the hate.
Tell me /tv/ why is hay the best place to be in while watching kino?
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>>80572423
Hay has chiggers and fleas in it. Avoid.
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Sitting in hay is the worst, it's super itchy and gets everywhere
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>>80572459
but thats wrong??
hay is perfect in every possible way
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>That blind guy at the kinoplex who won't stop his guide dog from barking the whole way through the movie
Why do they let these people in?
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>>80572422
>he doesn't realise the dog is describing the movie
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>>80572422
Guide dogs don't bark though
Have you literally never been outside?
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could you use a guide dog to get around the NSP? a-asking for a friend
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Does it get better? One episode and it's all over the fucking place
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Not really.
Next season isn't much better either.
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No. They cast Alexandra Daddario as a fucking succubus and fuck up her character and misutilize her so badly it will make you mad when you watch it.
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Only good thing was music at the end of episodes when they showed bar talk.
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Monthes ago Anons said Leto Jocker was some kind of damaged Robin.
Just watched pic related and i couldn't find any reference to this, just the fact that Harley killed Robin.
Could any DC fan elighten me? Thanks
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It was just a fan theory thought up before the movie even came out. Nothing else to it.
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>>80572260
Yeah it was a fan theory, Ayer denied it, still worth noting that Ayer contradicted himself, he says that Batman knocked out all his teeth after he killed Robin and that later on Joker has his grill put in, but the movie clearly states that Harley was an accomplice to Robin's murder, but we clearly see joker with his grill BEFORE Harleen becomes Harley.
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>>80572950
So WB has no idea what they are doing?