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>>83405549

No and none

>>83405549
The chinks all but confirmed we'll get one.

Jones might not be on board though. Shame, despite the multiple glaring flaws in this movie I enjoyed it. It was exactly what I needed at the time.

>over-budget underwritten poorly acted overhyped
Today that translates to 3-5 sequels and 2 spinoff trilogies

>>83405449
I enjoyed it

Funny. Probably the big lebowski of the 2000s

>>83405449
Great movie but the resolution for Crowe's arc with the girl was a little weak.

Loved most of it though. It's a very simple, character driven neo-noir comedy. Might just be because I have a hard-on for anything noir though.

elliot rodger was the son of peter rodger famous british filmmaker and photographer.

sam harris is the son of susan harris- who was co-executive producer of the golden girls and its spinoff

>>83405444
I wonder if they get along at family reunions.

Do you have to sneak out of the house to watch flicks anon...? oh poor anon. *sad*

>>83405431
Define "kino"

>>83405431
What the fuck kind of setup is this?

>>83405421
Think I'll stop by my local theatre for this SUMMER'S BEST RATED-R COMEDY

>>83405421
SPLASHED with PISS while watching this FUN #litty ROMP with my brocachos, just for FANS not HATERS of this RAUNCY popcorn SMASH-HIT!

Why do they keep showing off the blonde's tits when Daddario's are bigger?

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What is the point of anything?

>>83405375

There was no flood, it was all in Kevin Sr's head.

he's so hot

Do you see Geoffrey Rush's butt cheeks as he thrusts inside young women in this show?

A friend of mine recommended this to me. But I'm not interested in Einstein's life at all. Besides all stories about geniuses are exactly the same.
>wow this kid is a genius
>grows up
>has great idea that can change the world
>university authorities don't respect his brilliant ideas
>faces adversity
>finds a way to prove himself
>"Finally, at long last, I have become Genius"

>>83405357
Does evil exist?

The university professor challenged his students with this question. Did God create everything that exists? A student bravely replied, “Yes, he did!”

“God created everything? The professor asked.

“Yes sir”, the student replied.

The professor answered, “If God created everything, then God created evil since evil exists, and according to the principal that our works define who we are then God is evil”. The student became quiet before such an answer. The professor was quite pleased with himself and boasted to the students that he had proven once more that the Christian faith was a myth.

Another student raised his hand and said, “Can I ask you a question professor?”

“Of course”, replied the professor.

The student stood up and asked, “Professor, does cold exist?”

“What kind of question is this? Of course it exists. Have you never been cold?” The students snickered at the young man’s question.

The young man replied, “In fact sir, cold does not exist. According to the laws of physics, what we consider cold is in reality the absence of heat. Every body or object is susceptible to study when it has or transmits energy, and heat is what makes a body or matter have or transmit energy. Absolute zero (-460 degrees F) is the total absence of heat; all matter becomes inert and incapable of reaction at that temperature. Cold does not exist. We have created this word to describe how we feel if we have no heat.”

The student continued, “Professor, does darkness exist?”

People were raving about Grave of the Fireflies. It was pretentious anti-war propaganda and everyone got blamed but the kid. The people in the thread defended the kid who indirectly killed his sister by saying that they were the byproducts of society not having a healthy view of welfare on the level of normal citizens not part of the war effort.

Reminder that you are a literal manchild if you are able to be "tricked" into fully watching something.
I watched 15 minutes of Neon Demon before determining the recommendation wasn't for me.

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Why would I watch anything /tv/ recommends?

Almost everyone here is an absolute pleb who watches nothing but blockbusters and talks about a films earnings and brand wars or the same level of pleb shitheel that just posts like a complete contrarian so they can pretend they are better.

Actual taste and enjoyment of film is practically nil.

It's not an "N".

On his planet, it means hope.

>>83405383
fpbp

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>>83405383

Synecdoche, New York

>>83405594
Is this really romantic?
I've had this for a while but never bother to watch it.

>>83406135
It's all about love

>>83405221
That it was Hillary's turn

>>83405221

hmm, no sweetie :^)

They went full Clinton and Obama this season with all the corruption. It seemed obvious they were going to shoehorn in Robin as President. Doubt I could watch the show if she takes up even more screen time. All she does is have an affair and sleep around. That's 90% of her character. A degenerate whore who wants power. Spacey's relationship with his "friend" from the academy felt more genuine than any Robin had in the series by far.

>>83404976

shameless self-bump

>>83404976
Capeshit is the past. Raunchy R rated comedy like Baywatch(tm) is the future. It's a litty summer fun, the audience loves it

It makes sense
They're the pokemon of /tv/ and even /co/ doesn't want them

>>83404809
Game of Thrones is very PC.
The elements you list are simply necessary because they were in the source material, and they have been sugarcoated and toned down from the books.

Rape might as well not even exist in the show.

>>83404809
>-rape
yeah, but strong independent women get over it easily. They even have, later, consensual sex with the rapists

>-locker room talk
what?

>-sand nigger barbarians
The Dothraki are just misunderstood. With the right leader they can be good people

>-the lords and ladies of Westoros are all white except for Dorn.
Dornish people being brown makes it all up

>-a balance of weak and strong male/female characters.
There are more strong,, independent females than in average tv, nevertheless. Nobody notices strong, independent men

>>83404809
Define PC. Back in the day it used to mean something, now not so much.

That finna sound #LITTY AF

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>>83404616
>>83382495
>be Dafne Keen
>want to watch Logan in theaters
>they won't let me in because I'm single and Mexican
>get sent to the popcorn mines
>use Adamantium claws to break mining records
>given award
>it's not even real popcorn

Mierda!

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>paleo-gf wants to go out tonight
>I saw we should go see Alien Covenant
>she's already seen it, says we should see "Pirates of the Caribbean XIIV: Johnny Depp poses for Pirate flick" tonight
>have to order a singles ticket because they don't count Asians as GFs
>show them the presidential pardon I received from Donald Trump as a thank you for my service reliving me of my virginity.
>they accept it warily but demand I go through processing while my gf stays in the pen with all the other Asians until I can be verified
>mandatory decontamination shower and penis inspection followed by a Meyers Briggs personality test before I can upgrade to a couples seat
>go back to claims in order to retrieve my gf
>drop my gay card while trying to find the claims ticket they gave me
>dragged off to kangaroo court and sentenced by a jury of stacy's to hard labour in the popcorn mines, 8 hours a day, for 50 years until I can retire
last I heard my gf was sold off to the Disney organ farms that sponsor the Kinoplex and provide it with its hotdog meat

>>83404576
scientology and hairplugs

>>83404576
He's practicing his Scientology sorcery. Avert your eyes.

he just wants to jerk you off in peace.