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Imagine how much more money she is making because of all of the free viral marketing you're providing her

>>80753573
>....MY VAGINA!!!

*audience starts giggling*

>....SMELLS LIKE A WILD ANIMAL!

*audience laughs*

>SO A GUY WITH GOING DOWN ON ME

*audience holds chest from the sheer laughter*

>AND THEN HE CAME IN MY MOUTH

*audience falls on the floor laughing uncontrollably*

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>>80753611
>implying amy doesn't look at her disgusting body/face in the mirror every day replaying our mean comments in her head

>>80753558
Someone has the guide to Rayposting ?

>Ray, when I first got started in this business they told me: "never bite the hand that feeds you." So instead, I went and bit down on the leg. And now I'm opening up my own fucking Chinese restaurant.

>It's a dog eat dog world, Ray, and I'm a fucking chink.

i have no idea what you're asking

>>80753493
Is there a specific way to recap a segment of show for other people?

Like "he starts dating a new girl now"

>>80753553
you're on the spectrum, aren't you?

its just a really odd question

Anyway, I mean... Just explain what happened, in broad strokes. Like for Seinfeld, let's say halfway through an episode, if someone just sat down I would say something like, "Jerry met a nice girl but is reluctant because she has an annoying laugh. George realized that his bosses like him more if he just sleeps through the work day. Kramer and Newman are planning a scheme to get free stamps at the post office."

>>80753389
It's going to happen again isn't it?

Which catch phrase will drive him back to Africa this time?

>>80753427
Probably the tranny shit he said the libs are already pissed off about it

it wasnt funny. but he's black so he's so likeable you cant help by enjoy it. he's like a friend talking to you for 2 hours.

now that he has kids he has infinite material.

¡ARRIBA!

>>80753298

Is The Dark Knight Rises the Soy Cuba of this generation? I don't think I've ever seen a film's first five minutes so discussed in depth.

Para ti.

bump, show some love for tommy, he makes amazing films

>>80753229
>>80753174
why don't you read what he actually said before spouting your /pol/ rhetoric?

>>80753174
>expat
he CAN'T be OUR guy
our guys love their country for good or worse

Taugte der Film was? Das Hörbuch hat mir gefallen.

>>80753184
Film was great you should watch it.

>>80753090
I watched this in my high school German class last year. Everyone found it quite enjoyable.

>>80753019
If you put a gun to my head and said I had to watch one or the other to completion, I would have to say Futurama, as it only has around 2 bad seasons worth of episodes, where as the Simpsons have over 10. However, peak Simpsons is way better than peak Futurama.

Can we please start posting lewd Leela and Amy already? That's what futurama threads are for

>>80753096
This (\/) (°,,°) (\/) WOOPwoopwowopwoopwoopwoop!

The show went to shit once Brody didn't blow himself up

>>80752975
it would have ended as an almost perfect show

>>80752964

>based on an Israeli series by kikes
>developed in the US by kikes

Gee, I wonder

>>80752925
good movie. now watch crash.

>>80752925
>>80753071

He means Cronenburgs crash, not the oscar bait one.

>>80753071
I feel like I either completely missed the point of the movie, or it was just intentionally obtuse

My friend also wants to know if there's any bioport porn lol

>>80752899
It's a liberal propaganda machine

>>80752899
1.Forces agendas.

2.Too liberal

3.Has an army of shills in /tv/

>>80752881
The only good bits are Black Panther scenes (because it wasn't quipping but actually had some serious story with the guy's father dying in a terrorist attack) and some of Spiderman mainly because I am a sucker for Spiderman and even though there was a lot of quipping with him and RDJ... Spiderman!

Also I like Ant Man so that's another moment I liked of the movie.

The rest... meh

>>80752881
Yes, we all know this. But lets accept that people here do like it for some reason I dont know. Lets also accept there are people being paid to speak up about movies here.

Only good bits were Cap, Bucky and Iron Man. If the film had actually been about Captain America rather than the convoluted farce about the UN and "dem poor black peepul kild by evil Americans," it would have been beautiful.

Badly written female characters spoiled a film yet again. Black Widow acted like a moron, she invited BP to their airport clash knowing he wanted to kill Bucky, and nobody had a problem with his vendetta despite the whole fight centering around the UN accords and accountability. Sharon Carter is boring as fuck, Mary Sue-ish tendencies, unattractive and the actress has no screen presence and zero chemistry with Chris Evans. She jars in scenes that would be more potent without her, like when Cap saw 'Bucky' on the news after the bomb, and she broke the devastated silence with a "I have to go to work." Like, who gives a fuck?

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>Nowadays I only see this board discussing whatever is controversial in a movie and people trying to enrage one another.

the board is simply responding to what Hollywood is promoting. Tinsel Town virtue signalling has expanded dramatically over the last 3 years

The meta has changed. I used to hate /pol/ for all their annoying cross posting but now I just roll with it. I mean, they're still annoying, and I miss 2011 4chan (and 2010-2012 /sp/ specifically), but it's just an anime image board website. If some faggot reddit numales are gonna flip out, I'm gonna continue to /pol/post

>>80752921
At least it took 9 seasons for the flanderization to really take over Sunny. Some shows like the office start as soon as the 4th season.

>>80752803
9-12 on average

>>80752817
Source?

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bella works 51 weeks a year

>>80752734
faggots like yourself, who can't give this cutie what she needs, you?

whos that