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>>87117283
>They snatch children away from their parent
No they don't. Free will nigga

>>87117283
If religious zealots here on Earf could pull things into their hands, choke people with their minds, lift up boxes and pick up rockses, and fa' Chrissakes make small airplanes rise up out of swamps, maybe I'd say hey, I want to be a zealot too! But they can't. They can't do anything I can't do as a nonbeliever. It kinda says something about the legitimacy of your cult, sect, order, whatever you want to call it, when your followers can do fucking MAGIC. On the other hand, when all your followers can do is hold up signs, shit-talk dead soldiers, go on and on about Jeebus, thump an ancient book and beg for money, but offer no proof for their horseshit, it kinda makes me feel like I'll be richer and better off if I just stay away from their little club. But hell, I'll join up if they can teach me to twist an armed robber's balls just by looking at him sideways.

>>87117824
The Apostles could do miracles

>>87117274
Based Snyder wants to do a fountainhead adaptation.

>>87117247
>In her youth, Cersei Lannister received a prophecy from Maggy the frog that she would die at the hands of the "valonqar", which is the word for "little brother" in High Valyrian.
>Euron is a younger brother
B R A V O

>>87117247
>>87118461
Cersei was born first with Jamie being born moments later, clutching her heel. Jamie gonna regicide x2

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>>87117247
It would be cool to see then retake the river lands and rebuild Herrenhal

>>87117244
>capeshit
fuck off

>>87117244
What if I like both?

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>>87117244
Season 2 was better.

Rip in peace Greg Giraldo

Big Bang Theory v.1 Alpha Build

>>87117228
I liked it when they renamed it Sneed.

>>87117211
He's broke you know..

FUCK DOUG

>>87117211
Context?

You start.

wanna fite?

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>>87117218
lmao bro u wildin

hardcore history
common sense
you made it weird

that's it

>>87117133
Hollywood Handbook
U Talkin' U2 To ME?
Analyze Phish

Still waiting for Opie Radio to return, his crew brings the funny.

>>87117115
*Put in, rather

>>87117096
Absolutely awful dribble for dumb adelescent girls

>>87117157
I liked them just fine and I'm not an adolescent.

Who the fuck knows?
These are chick flicks.

I almost walked out of
>pirates 3
>mission impossible 2
>the big bounce

I was fairly young for mi2 but just remember being infuriated with the constant de-masking plot twists. Everyone in school thought that miserable limp bizkit theme song was on par with fucking Mozart so that fueled my dislike.

I never saw the first two pirates but went with a friend for the third. It just went on and on and tried to wrap up every single plot from the last two movies, which I didnt see, and turned into this obstacle between me and going to bed.

I saw the big bounce because I always relented to movies my friend wanted see in high school. Another friend, who was there with me, and I began to exchange looks about a quarter of the way through as it became clear the film was a pile of convoluted dog shit. We only stayed because our other friend seemed to enjoy it. I should have known what I was in for when billed names and faces didn't even line up on the poster.

I've lost track of how many movies I've seen in theatres over the years. Most were banal, anodyne, and forgetable. I forget those. I just remember the great and the atrocious.

>>87117414

Also, I just read about the big bounce. The original cut was Nc-17 but it wound up pg-13.

Some raunchy sex scenes would have definitely made me hate it less. Shame.

Drag Me to Hell

niggers sat right in front of me and had a loud conversation. I repeatedly asked them to be quiet, they ignored me.

Walked out, got refund, told manager why, never went back.

>>87117063
take off your weaboo glasses

>>87117063
the english voice acting sucked the little girls voice actor was very offputting

>>87117063
It's not, he serves his country with his stoicism and willingness to sacrifice for a greater good than himself and his sister.

>>87116991
the David Lynch movie was good. it wasn't Dune, but it was good.

Villenuve will save us

DUDE and then he turns into a worm and lives for 3500 years LMOA
These fucking books I swear

they're bringing this shit back? it was comfy as fuck in the 90's