>watch Pulp Fiction with the gf
>she doesn't understand it
>says it's only a 7/10
>meet girl on OKC
>she shows up for date
>is taller and fatter than pictures
>we get coffee
>she hardly talks
>wonder if she thinks I'm ugly or something
>she claims she is just shy
>also says she has autism
>has no comment on what to do
>I decide we go for a walk
>she still hardly speaks
>decide to try and creep her out
>"Wanna go back to my empty warehouse?"
>we go back
>she probably wants to fuck
>but she is unattractive and boring
>learn she has never seen pulp fiction
>we watch pulp fiction
>in total silence
>also the entire time
>the whole fucking movie
>it doesn't stink much
>but it's a miasma surrounding us
>she says it was "alright"
>call her a cab and never speak to her again
Why didn't you guys tell me how good this was?
because its nothing special. a bunch of teens growing up in new york while going to parties, drinking, doing drugs, having sex isn't something i really cared for because i lived that shit
why was she so perfect?
What would be the most embarrassing thing to be watching when your dad walks in?
recc me some comfy films /tv/
Remind me why people like this emotionless, drugged-sounding, deadpan, autist retard over Mike?
>its a michael douglas stars in an erotic thriller episode
What was your favorite quote?
>I live in the American Gardens Building on West 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial masque which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman. Some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me. Only an entity. Something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there
>I'm no superman starts playing
It was better when it was on the (superior) Tao of Steve soundtrack
>i shuposhe the flight plan is off the table?
>When the flight plan doesn't list your name on it
Reminder that baneposters are underage spammers