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"wait I thought bruce willis killed him already? anon what's going on?"

>>87338588
Get a girlfriend with an IQ above 90

>>87338588
>meet girl on OKC
>she shows up for date
>is taller and fatter than pictures
>maybesheisfun.jpg
>we get coffee
>she hardly talks
>wonder if she thinks I'm ugly or something
>she claims she is just shy
>also says she has autism
>ugh
>has no comment on what to do
>I decide we go for a walk
>she still hardly speaks
>decide to try and creep her out
>"Wanna go back to my empty warehouse?"
>"sure"
>fucking what?
>we go back
>she probably wants to fuck
>but she is unattractive and boring
>learn she has never seen pulp fiction
>we watch pulp fiction
>in total silence
>also the entire time
>the whole fucking movie
>she farts
>it doesn't stink much
>but it's a miasma surrounding us
>movie ends
>she says it was "alright"
>call her a cab and never speak to her again

>>87338557
because its nothing special. a bunch of teens growing up in new york while going to parties, drinking, doing drugs, having sex isn't something i really cared for because i lived that shit

>>87338681
Pleb filter is working I see

>>87338681
>because i lived that shit
Shouldn't that be exactly why it's special?

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Now you're just being a bully.

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>>87339955

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>>87340875

Idris Elba

idris elba

Elba, Idris

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This is the original though

I REALLY like this new meme

>>87338535
mmmh, rmmm

>>87338870
wrestling

>>87338870
Bane

>>87338870
The Young Turks

>>87338863
Why is Gosling so fucking smug in every pic of him?

>>87338863
Reynolds hasn't been on Kinos like drive

>the goose:

married to eva mendes
gives great performances and shows versatility
>best looking man on eather

>reynolds:
married a studio whore
only relevant because of budget capeshit

>Dazed & Confused
>Step Brothers
>LOTR Trilogy

>>87338917
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>87338838
Laggies

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Just get some of these

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>>87338358
>Manlets

Mystery diners

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>>87338794
Wrong

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What did he mean by this?

>>87338341
he was actually funny

>>87338341
He's a gentle soul

>>87338341
i dont prefer one over the other.
except jonah, jonah can fuck right off

>>87338314
so he definitely got catherine zeta-jones to tie him up and whip him, right?

I'd give his wife an erotic thrill, 'nom sayin?

I liked the part where he got the repeating numbers

>>87338507
>What was your favorite quote?
"check those digits" -Patrick Batman

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>I live in the American Gardens Building on West 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial masque which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman. Some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me. Only an entity. Something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there

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It was better when it was on the (superior) Tao of Steve soundtrack

>>87338355


I CANT DO THIS ALL ON MAH OWN NO I KONW

IM NO SOUP OR MAN.

I really, really like his Supertramp cover
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8Qjo1y5DDSk

>>87338300
UUUU.

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>When the flight plan doesn't list your name on it

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>>87338300

Reminder that baneposters are underage spammers