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>>85931193
>DUDE DEVIL IS A FAGGY JUNKIE LMAO
Bravo Stormare

>Constantine is a DC comic

>>85931193
Constantine was a DC based movie. OP, get your shit posting act straight.

His wife cheated on him, so he was glad she died.

Top tier actor imo

Man, this show would've been so much better if Shane were the leader and Rick the dead one.

Shane & Negan could've been an amazing Buddy-Comedy.

>>85931188
Any person in real life would act exactly like him in those moments

ready to fap now

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>>85931010
>softcore
>mfw

>>85931010
>bangbros
>softcore

>>85930969
A who's cooler contest to see who we will love most so they can be killed off in shitty ways in the end.

>>85930969
Azor Bronn

>>85930969
Even if they survive logic dictates that they will be held captive, but that won't happen either because reasons

>>85930960
Just when you thought Dc couldn't sink any lower.

fucking hell...

asians are known to cast decay wherever they walk

NICETAMEETCHA!

>>85930704
she has one of those liquidy cellulite jiggly butts. she was ok in short term 12

>>85930704
Has very nice tits

>>85930704
Needs to do nude scenes before it's too late.

>>85930685
heres your dubs now fuck off

You forgot that he can't afford health insurance

What does blanetly mean, my woke transfriend?

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how can you have Captain Marvel and then cover her tits with a fucking overcoat?

Is Captain Marve the laziest naming of a character ever?

>>85930517
Holy forehead.

lol haha lmfAO bruh xD kek

I have trouble watching new action movies because they're edited horribly for people with adhd like you

>>85930139
well, what are your favorite recent action movies?

The one where "he don't want no trouble"

>>85929993
the one where he's an azn foreigner good hearted man willing to help the maiden in trouble

that one movie where he calls a black guy a nigger

white cis male
not jewish
also hes mormon

He mostly only plays one character, but he plays it really fucking well. In The Company of Men is a masterpiece.

>>85929683

>tfw Archer was on track to being good again and then Dreamland happened

I didn't even hate Vice as much as other people did, but Jesus Christ at least the actual characters were still around.

being adult means you don't give a fuck about other people's opinion, and you watch whatever you want

>>85929741
These last seasons of Archer make me wonder if it was ever good to begin with, and I don't feel like rewatching it to find out anymore

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AHHH-HAHA!

it was a different time

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Truly a profound and often misinterpreted ending shot, in which Radcliffe is seen trying to escape at high velocity, but to no avail, the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

Who's a vegan? Just realized I remember very little about this show.

>>85929603
Gale was vegan, so it was suspicious that he would have a los pollos poster in his house when there were meth super lab notes found in house and los pollos had record of buying all this equipment necessary to make a meth super lab.

>>85929579
Hank was best BB character. Prove me wrong

THE SCALLOPS ARE FUCKING RAW

>oh fuck off yeah?

why does he say yeah

>>85929571
Except when it was tweedle dee and tweedle dumbfuck. Who actually seemed like they were retarded.