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>>78936952
First 3 seasons were good the rest is shit

It's "pulp fiction" and pretty bad overall.

>>78936952
normie consumerist shit.
youll love it op!

>>78936925
Why are you posting the same damn thread every single day?

>>78936925

it's not underrated. It's a great movie, but simply a ''good'' McT movie simply because he did not get his way to make the perfect Viking movie.
One day I will understand why someone would give orders to the guy who made Die Hard and Predator and think he knows better.
All the hopes of seeing Viking greatness is in the hands of based Mel.

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>>78936925
This is now a Jerry Goldsmith appreciation thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJx40OOrNFg

I only know him from king of queens, he played a fat loser pretty well tbqh

I liked his first few comedy albums

>>78936917
That's because he's a fat loser in real life

>>78936878
in future movies the characters will be getting news from the Joe Rogan experience

>nerd meets hot girl in the beginning of the movie
>in the end of the movie they get together

>character has sex or masturbates
>rolls over and goes to bed without pissing first

>>78936785
*shoot him with a gun from afar*

>>78936785
*tries spinning.. it's a good trick*

*hands you a platter of antipasti*
TRATTORIA

DONT THINK IT DONT SAY IT

Rest Stop and it's sequel

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Inane banality sums up the entirety of this movie. I cannot believe how highly recommended this trite piece of garbage is in the horror field. This was actually much, MUCH worse than "I Still Know What You Did Last Summer," which was a total waste of my time. A friend, who watched this garbage with me observed, "You know? Aside from no one being naked, this really reminds me of a porno." Okay, hence the exploitation feel of this film. I don't care. How could I possibly care? The "atmosphere" everyone raves about just came off as a really bad porn and nothing more. Nothing could have saved this film from Argento's lack of talent but a really good remake. Hopefully, they won't make the mistake of assuming that this was, in any way, to be considered "artsy." The acting quality is nonexistent and the screen play should have been exorcised and then buried in about 7 tons of salt, if you ask me. Even the "ballerinas" were inept. I've seen better down at the local play house.
Most of the players and the director being Italian is a far cry from making this "art." European does not equate "art." Sorry, but no. This is rubbish. Nothing but unadulterated crap. The "effects" are laughable and there was not one redeeming performance in this whole venture. All I've accomplished in watching this garbage is the wasting of 95-98 minutes. I should've taken a nap, instead. The time would have been put to much better use.
The musical score sounded like something that a two-year-old crackhead relentlessly banged out on the kitchen pots and pans in an epileptic seizure to rival the mother of all epileptic fits. The sound effects were distracting rather than complementary; cutting in and out at the worst possible moments, and coming off like some irritating noise an eight year old was making in the back seat of the car to annoy his dork brother.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTGQ_K0DBPo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLceoQGfK-c

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sexd06I8mzg

I admit I shouldn't be phoneposting, but these threads are always shit and die instantly. If you're going to just paste YouTube links, maybe fucking add some text or discussion of the videos

>>78936816
Ok, duly noted. I'll make Webms and come back in a few days.

>>78936699
Will you stop it, you fucking autist?

>>78936794
Someone sounds angry
What's wrong m8?

>>78936794
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>>78936595
I stopped watching after that season finale were Morgan finally showed up after Rick killed a man. Was it season 6 or 7? I don't follow that show anymore. It's a vicious cycle.

>found new place
>stay a while
>leave
>repeat

>>78936595
Yeah, they need to wrap it up. The shills are pretending like Neagan has livened it up, but he hasn't. It's just the same shit every time. It's like a chore to get through half a season at this point.

I don't watch the show, well I watched the first 1 1/2 seasons years ago, so please answer me a question.

Why don't they just stay in one spot.
Like, find a farm, grow some potatoes, build a wall. Shouldn't be that hard in a land that has idk fucking billions of square meters of possible farm land, with almost no people because they all ded.

>tfw i'm a one track lover down a two way lane

jdimsa

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CAUSE THE TEMPERATURES TOO HIGH....traveling way too fast..

SHE'S SMOOTH

I feel like plot is important to a narrative.

>>78936301
Yeah that's a good example of pleb criticisms.

>boring

I like Sebastian Maniscalco.

You can tell he is legit a little crazy and I like that. There is a solid chance Todd made this thread for approval. You're a good person Todd.

You're a good person Todd

Todd Glass is GOAT unless you're a /pol/ shitbag

>>78935661
>10/10 movie
>story was weak as fuck
choose one, anon

>>78935793
none watches movies because of the story

>>78935812
Are you serious, or is it another troll thread about La La Land?

How did my dick get so hard in the last two seconds?

>>78935392
Is it anything like the books?

miserable mill > lizard room > bad beginning >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wide windown

>>78935345
Iran isn't poor at all. It's also a theocracy and those deprive people of basic civic liberties.

Cherry-picking. You only see the good ones. Besides Farhadi is good at appealing to liberals hipsters who think watching foreign cinema helps them learn about other cultures

>>78935345
watched a separation. holy crap what a big letdown