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What will be his opening statement?
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>>78907007
You're a big girl.
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"Thanks for the lightsaber"
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>>78907007
DIPSET!
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>>78906785
>She's put th' weeuns against us!
What did he mean by this?
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What did he mean by this?
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>>78907667
Turned not put
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>Shit on the AVGN movie
>Proceed to make fucking Space Cop
What went wrong?
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Nothing.
SpaceCop may be garbage, but the AVGN movie is dumpster fire.
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Ironic movies never work
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Space Cop is better than the AVGN movie, thats how bad the AVGN movie is.
how the fuck did Viktor Krum, world class athlete and one of the strongest men in the wizard universe, lose the Triwizard cup to bunch of kids?
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Emma Watson drained his test with feminism
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>>78906497
Harry Sue is how.
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>>78906497
Did you even read the book or watch the movie?
The whole tournament was rigged so potter would end up in that graveyard with voldemort
also dullest franchise etc
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Was rape scene really necessary?
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They could have removed that bleach scene too desu
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>that human-dog baby they made with CGI
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Is this an Army Dog/rape bot, cloister/cats?
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>smart enough for interstellar travel
>can assimilate any biological matter and take its shape
>can survive indefinietly while frozen inside the Antarctic wasteland
>vulnerable to fire
Why didn't it evolve thicker skin?
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It was a Trump supporter
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>>78905703
Fuck Drumpf and fuck white people
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>>78905664
It's evolutionary chain led it down the subterfuge route. If it had thicker skin or plates or scales it would be harder to shape your body, don't you think?
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>28 years old
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whats in the water in britain?
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>>78905506
Don't make fun of people with Progeria
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>>78905506
>Lacey Amelia Turner (born 28 March 1988) is a British actress.
jesus christ it's true, what the fuck
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Why are so many people watching this crap? It could be honestly the worst sitcom in the last 15 years - compared to that two and a half men has a highbrow feel to its writing
At the same time you constantly meet retards that actually think that it is smart show.
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>>78905490
Has the Indian ever had a non-white girlfriend?
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>>78905518
no idea - why?
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>>78905629
Because I think he'd be able to keep one that was non-white
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ITT: Pleb filters.
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What's the best predator excuse?
>I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING YET
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>>78904341
t. delusional pedo
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>I was just getting something to eat
The eternal goat.
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>okay show me her ID of that girl who was just there
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Whatever Batman v Superman's failings in other areas, the one thing it gets unquestionably right is its version of Bruce Wayne / Batman. When he's on the screen doing stuff, the film is at its best, whether it's doing detective work, attempting to steal a slab of Kryptonite in a thrilling sequence, or interacting with Jeremy Irons' Alfred.
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Yep, absolute GOAT live action portrayal. Smooth, brutal. Waking up w random models, flirting w a Goddess, fucking mooks up, stalking the shadows. Amazing tech. Bravo Snyder.
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to bad that's less than 10% of a 3 hour movie
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he acts like a nigger
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Have /tv/ watched "Three Kingdoms" (2010) series? What do you think about it?
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i'm on the fifht episode
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this show very famos in china.i like
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>>78904169
From what i learn this is apparently China's equivalent of 'Game of Thrones', minus the sex and gore, so this is either going to be very interesting or very boring.
I am going to try it.
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What is the single best Simpsons episode?
I know 2-8 is the golden era, but what is the singular best episode?
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Cape Feare or Homer Goes to College
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I like the one where Bart skips school and has to witness that beating of the waiter, and the one where Bart becomes the school hall monitor and Lisa steals the teacher's editions.
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Homer at the bat
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Star Wars Episode 8: The Last Jedi.
MAJOR SPOILERS PEOPLE I TELL THE ENTIRE PLOT.
The movie picks up immediately after Episode 7.
The first scene is a squad of Resistance fighters taking out a fleeing band of First Order ships after the destruction of the StarKiller base.
Cut scene to the long awaited Luke & Rey meeting. Luke is in disbelief that Rey is alive, as he thought that she was slaughtered along with her parents.
Luke explains how he felt an Awakening in The Force, and meditated on it for a long time in solitude, believeing it was Ben Solo (Kylo Ren), for when Luke knew Ben, he wasn't evil, at the time. Rey proceeds to tell Luke everything.
Luke then dedicates himself to training Rey.
Cut scene to an injured, angry Kylo Ren fleeing to speak with General Snoke in person. After Rey won the first battle, General Snoke is furious with Kylo Ren over his failure, but it is revealed later to all go according to his plan...
The mental and physical pain that Kylo is in, along with General Snokes training, makes him a powerful Sith Lord. There is not a trace of goodness in Kylo left, for he now believes he is stronger than Vader ever was and sets off to hunt down Luke & Rey.
Cut scene to the sentimental Resistance funeral of Han Solo. Under pressure, the Resistance move their base to a new world inhabitated by the criminal bandit Hutts. With no other options, the Resistance & Hutts form an alliance with their main goal being the elimination of the First Order.
With the Hutts being criminal bandits, there are First Order spys stationed amongst them. The spys notify the First Order of what has happened and where they are, and a large battle ensues, both on the ground and in space above the planet.
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Finn is then named Captain of a Resistance Spec. Ops team with their mission being to infiltrate and eliminate the main carrier ship of the First Order from the inside above the planet to disrupt the communications, giving the Resistance enough time to scatter from the winning First Order.
Poe, and a squad of fighters lead the air assault to draw fire away from Finn so that he can maneuver his way into the carrier. Poe and his assault fighters are killed, however, Finn is ultimately successful in disabling the communications, and the remaining Resistance flees.
The Resistance suffers major casualties, and there is a major break in morale amongst them. The majority of the survivors wish to leave the Resistance, fearing the First Order will not stop until everyone is dead, especially now that they are heavily outnumbered, fighting in the shadows, on the run as fugitives, and are working with the criminal Hutts. The majority of the Resistance lose hope, and disband, leaving them for good.
Cut scene to General Snoke, communicating with Kylo Ren via hologram. Kylo tells Snoke he has successfully tracked down Luke & Rey, after a major shift in the Force. Snoke is pleased, and instructs Kylo to kill Luke and bring Rey to him, alive.
Cut scene to Luke, sitting, seemingly completely broken. He can sense all of the death, destruction, and disturbances throughout the Force. He has a short monologue with Rey about how he is too old and weak to carry on, and how she has completed her training and is ready to face the Dark Side & the First Order on her own with help from the Resistance. Rey has learned everything she possibly could from Luke.
Rey is upset and in disbelief, for the legendary grandmaster Jedi Luke Skywalker has given up hope in himself. In anger, Rey says how weak Luke is, and how his legend is nothing but lies, and abandons him.
Rey is The Last Jedi.
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didnt read lol
the complete script was already leaked anyway
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Rey is about to board her ship and meet up with the Resistance, however, when Rey exits outside, she then sees Kylo Ren's ship next to hers, with a scarred and disfigured Kylo Ren waiting for her. Kylo has a short monologue with her about his increase in powers. Luke overhears, and steps out. Immediately when seeing Luke, Kylo proceeds to attack him. Rey joins the fight. A long dramatic lightsaber fight ensues, with Luke & Rey teaming up against Kylo, with Kylo holding his own incredibly well.
Kylo uses the Force to push Rey away, and with her watching from a distance, Luke is slain with a quick blow to the back. Rey then explodes in a fit of rage, easily overpowering and besting Kylo. The Force channels through her and she is far out of Kylos league. Kylo is then on the floor, begging Rey for mercy, when General Snoke emerges from Kylos ship. He leaughs hysterically, and disarms Rey and brings her to her knees. Kylo is relieved at the sight of his master, but then realizes his true intentions.
Snoke has a short monologue with Rey about how powerful she has become, and how she has done well to come this far. Snoke tells her to join the Dark Side, as they will sweep through the entire galaxy with an iron fist and rule together. Rey refuses, and insults Snoke & Kylo. Snoke then renders Rey unconscious, bringing her aboard the ship, and then takes off, leaving Kylo to die. The camera pans to the ship leaving, then to Kylo, laying on the ground bloody and injured next to his uncle, a dead Luke Skywalker.
End.
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>get rid of all the confusing philosophical and technological shit
>make a story about how a bitch became a robot
Whoa...so this...is the power of American cinema.
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neck yourself /v/lebbo
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>>78903975
the source material is anime. Who really gives a shit? It won't do well at the box office. Nerds viewers can't carry it and normies won't go see it.
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>>78903975
She's top-tier slam piggy material senpai