peter: hey lois what are you doing?
olois: oh hey petah im just getting ready for dinner
peter; im so damn horny....im so damn horny for the frickin baby lois.....nehehehehehehe
If you try this hard to force a meme it's never going to take off
Especially one this terrible
>>83118457
shut up meg
brian there's a message in my bran flakes. it says *BBRRAAAAAPPP*. beter those are a chip butty
Penultimate Edition
Tuesday is here, which means that in about 5 minutes or so, we'll have a new episode of The Americans, brought to you by Miller High Life, the Champagne of Beers!
Tonight's episode is titled "The World Council of Churches":
>As Philip and Elizabeth grapple with a momentous decision, Tuan takes matters into his own hands in the Morozov operation; back in Russia, Oleg's investigation collides with the realities of the Soviet system.
Sorry for being late, but here we are. Let's begin!
Last bump.
>MILLER TIME
finally, fuck off pastor Tim
>Last week
>No Paige
>Great episode
>This week
>Paige and her stupid fucking concerned eyebrows expression
>ep is already confirmed shit
When did it jump the shark?
How could it have been saved?
>>83118176
I dont know but my coworker just had a kid and named him Jax and my good friend also named his son Jax and I think it' the trashiest, plebest fucking name for a kid.
>>83118234
were they named after the show's character?
>yfw you first saw the season 3 finale switcharoo they pulled on the rico woman
that shit was fucking K I N O
>tfw no qt3.618 patricious gf
>>83118152
her taste is not bad.his taste is also superior to most of /tv/s sadly
Isn't the bottom from SCP? And his containment specifications are shit like "requires a hot tub, 3 sportscars, and some hookers"
tfw
this any good?
>>83118145
Good, it's fucking great. Star studded cast, amazing soundtrack. What's not to love?
>>83118145
yes
it's a good flick.
ITT: Sequels that were better than the original.
Blues Brothers
>>83118129
But why? Genuinely curious if you actually believe this. I did like the multiple points of view and cameras, but I thought the first was a lot better as a whole. Great sequel, but I want to know why you like it better. I actually enjoyed 3 even, 4 was pretty lame though. Quarantine is a top tier remake. Sequel to that is AWFUL though. Nobody watch it. Ever.
I have a feeling I'm in the minority
>Jedi Master
>>83118079
That CGI really is ridiculous.
>>83118120
Yeah it could have done the scene without CGI, with Sidious just having regular but extremely impressive sabre skills
Is this actually going to be kino? The trailers didn't excite me but it has a 100% on RT right now and the cast is quite strong.
https://youtu.be/zTvJJnoWIPk
No. Is shit.
Yes. Is great.
This movie is a parody of britbong car culture right? Right?
What's the best Western film made post-2000?
Django Unchained
Do remakes count?
BvS
This finale pushed the show towards season 4 arrow levels. discuss
wait for it...
>>83117906
I'd speedster all over her thighs, if you catch my drift.
imagine she climbed on your face on those leather pants and madde you to smell her pusy
If the Internet existed in the 90s, would Boris have become a meme?
>>83117724
just the catchphrase
>If the Internet existed in the 90s
About that...
>>83117758
LUGHEAD
What did we think of season three, /tv/? Personally, I thought it was good and the funniest season of the entire series so far. Kimmy is absolute qt and the actress has good comedic timing.
>women
>funny
>>83117447
>she will never bite your balls
why live lads? ;_;
>>83117447
Titus singing the conspiracy songs was hilarious. And i really really liked the ending.>don't ask me to stop because I NEVER WILL!
BASED CRUISE
>>83117364
Does /tv/ love Tom Cruise and Scientology for the same reason /pol/ loves Trump, just to be contrarian to Reddit?
>>83117364
so f35 and no tomcats? I'm out.
>>83117427
Not liking Cruise would be being a contrarian.
>hey guys, we're thankful for you saving the world multiple times, but you're way too dangerous to operate!
Why do movies and TV shows keep doing this? Hell, this is the basis for every Transformers movies.
They handled the oversight issue wrong. It makes sense to have countries around the world be wary of the Avengers. It's completely logical for everyone to want some say in how the Avengers act.
But the idea that the Avengers have done a bad job is stupid. "New York...Washington...Sokovia" was retarded. The bomb at the start of CW sort of made sense, but not really.
>>83117615
Also, Thunderbolt Ross of all people lecturing them? He literally gave a serum to the guy who became the Abomination and leveled Harlem.
Well Sokovia and ultron was completely their fault. But when they gring up 'new york' it doesnt really make any sense.
What's his best work?
>>83117092
JUST (Jackie Brown)
Death Proof
>>83117092
When he unironically hooked up with Uma Thurman IRL