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>>79453207
it's a piece of shit that is trying too hard

Basically -

IT WAS ALL A DREAM

They both still look great, white women usually age horribly.

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>>79453047
I presume Dustin will not be invited

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Didn't they have a small one on the Tonight Show

also Kapowski eternal Goat

He knows it will bomb.

>>79453026
he realized the amount of autism """""people""""" who watch capeshit movies have, and didnt want to cater to them

>>79453026
Suprisingly he did that some time after he learned that people make fun of him. Maybe he can't stand being a sad meme?

http://www.cinemablend.com/news/1613660/ben-affleck-has-the-perfect-response-to-the-sad-affleck-meme

>>79452464
DUDE GAY COWBOYS LMAO

Yes. Music, during the emotional scenes, was unnecessary though.

it was taboo to watch it as a kid and as an adult when it came out, so everyone has a negative bias towards it

at best, it's an average movie, if gay scenes make you uncomfortable, I suggest you see a therapist because this movie scarred me as a child when my parents took me thinking it was a cowboy movie

it's shit.

>>79452303
but I like it

>>79452295
Dropped it after Will's retarded and out of nowhere death. Fuck that shit

300. Topless Spartans and Leonida's husband getting raped by the traitor bitch.

Ghostbusters (2016)

Citizen Kane

>>79452134
CANNON to the left

I WANNA GROW

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>>79452134
>it's a Will meets his deadbeat dad and gets excited before having them dashed and breaking down episode

The feels man. The God damn feels.

Europa Report

Europa Report
Primer


The Expanse (its a show and doesn't really fit the theme, but if you like those, I think you'll like it)

>>79452113
Man From Earth is probably low budget enough

>>79452085
more like
>OH SHIT STAN LEE THERE HE IS LMAO SO GOOD EVERY TIME MARVEL HAHA

I roll my eyes every damned time. Kick the bucket already so we can get rid of this lame meme.

they upvote reddit style

This interviewer was extremely rude, I thought.
Was that the point of your posting this still......?

This interviewer was extremely rude, I thought.
Was that the point of your posting this still......?

This interviewer was extremely rude, I thought.
Was that the point of your posting this still......?

>>79451897

are you blind? he's handsome! you can't hate a handsome guy!

>>79451897

are you blind? he's handsome! you can't hate a handsome guy!

>>79451897
I thought he was hilarious.

>>79451853

He didn't seem like a bad guy, up until he shot Ruffalo of course.

What the fuck was his fucking problem?

>>79451853
UNGRATEFUL APE

>>79451815
>I know it's gonna be really boring

No. It's a fun movie. Don't take your preconceptions in with you.

>>79451815

Your girl will not want to be touched during this.
She has JD the heardthrob in the screen. It may turn her on but only after.

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>>79451856
I'm better looking than this twerp.

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He's escaped from one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the seriesüf only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but itüfs certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books are g-g-good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King

>>79451804
didn't he escape into the dullest franchise though?

>>79451804
Nice

he didnt fly so good

Context

http://www.theguardian.com/film/2017/feb/15/harrison-ford-in-plane-crash-near-miss

Get outta acting you old fart.