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Yes, she's a goddess and a gifted actress. Most recently she was very good in the uneven Youth. She would be my dream casting for Lois Lane

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>>87563659
I did really like her in that.

which oen s does sh e show bush in?

>>87563581
Neurel nets 'n' sheeit

>>87563581
Holy shit, I just downloaded it and have it running, this is actually incredible

just the same bullshit interpolation as every other HFR bullshit

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>>87563454

>>87563454
*gangster rap plays*

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AYOO CUZ we finna up in one of da most thugged-out borin franchise up in history. Fo real each episode followin pimp wizzle n' his thugged-out lil' niggas from Hogwarts Academy as they fight different shitty muthafuckas has been indistinguishable from tha others fo realz. Aside from tha fucked up porno, tha series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement n' ineffectizzle use of effects, all ta make magic unmagical, ta make action seem busted

Maybe tha take a dirtnap was busted when Rowlin didn't want no Spielberg directin tha series; she made shizzle tha series would never be trippin fo a work of art dat meant anythang ta anybody; just cross-promotion ta make loadz of chedda fo' her books. Da Harry Potta series might be anti-christian (or not) yo, but it’s certainly tha anti-Jizzy Bond series cuz it don't accept wonder, beauty n' excitement. No one wants ta accept tha real deal. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack

>a-at least tha books was phat though
"AWH HELL NAW"
Da freestylin is dreadful; tha book was shitty fo' realz. As I read, I noticed dat every last muthafuckin time a cold-ass lil characta went fo' a strutt, tha lyricist freestyled instead dat tha characta "stretched his fuckin legs"

I fuckin started markin on tha back of a envelope every last muthafuckin time dat phrase was repeated. This type'a shiznit happens all tha time. I stopped only afta I had marked tha envelope nuff muthafuckin dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowlingz mind is so governed by cliches n' dead metaphors dat dat freaky freaky biatch has no other steez of writing. Lata I read a white-ass, gangbangin review of Potta by tha same Stephen Mackdaddy yo. Dude freestyled suttin' ta tha effect of, "If these lil niggas is readin Potta at 11 or 12, then when they git olda they will go on ta read Stephen Mackdaddy." And da thug was like right yo. Nigga was not bein ironic. When you read "Larry Potsmoker" yo ass is, up in fact, trained ta read Stephen Mackdaddy

autism

>>87563484
leave that penguin alone

>>87563451
F

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>Comedian walks on stage and the instrument is already there

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>comedian walks on stage
>it's a woman

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>Fat comedian walks on stage
>15 minutes of "I'm so fucking fat you guys" material

Some girls like fat guys, though.

that is pretty stupid.

>>87563021


did you see how stretched out his nips were? even if he does lose weight and becomes a normal human his nips will always be jacked up bro!

>>87562877
I can't get over how weirdly limp Lazonby's left arm is looking in that. It's mesmerising.

>>87562877
Cool gif. Needs to be slowed down a bit though.

lol at the one thjat kneels what a faggot lmao

>Being remembered as the Bond that kneels

LMAO!

>>87562761
>lovecraftian
Does that mean shit writing and omg so horriblu i can't describe it btw giant penguins lmao so sary

>>87562761
Lovecraft was a racist, King isn't soo...

>>87563080
>>87563240
>lovecraft is shit cuz muh racism
kys

that's genuinely creepy

>>87562597
I genuinely liked this scene, but why the fuck does the clown look so CGI. It's like Bill Skarsgard couldn't make it to the studio on most days, so they literally just animated his body and threw it into the movie. It looks terrible.

should i go see this movie? my fate is on your hands

>>87562454
Propagandhi, hehe >:)

>>87562563
neat

>>87562563
woah

Had me rooting for him by the end of it. I always knew he actually got along real well with his parents, I just never knew it was to that extent. Jesus Phil was superdad when Bam was a youngun.

>>87562309
>That episode where they ironed hamburgers on all of Phil's t-shirts.

>>87562309
I don't wanna watch. Explain further.

>>87562172
6

>>87562172

depressing/10
if you have been in a breakup recently.

>>87562172
It's a solid movie, edging towards a film but definitely far above a flick and definitely not kino or anything like that.

7

>>87562140
>tall guy with gelled up hair
for you

>>87562140
>tall guy with gelled up hair
I suppose one might say, a "big guy".

the movie theatre experience is one of the worst things in the world. and people wonder why ticket sales are low

>>87562018
Its probably more realistic to how people in the future will dress

>>87562018
>CAN I GO HOME NOW I'VE GOT A PLANE TO CRASH

What's that haircut called?

>>87561954
I wonder what else they taught him


>tfw daughter taught you how to kiss

>>87561954
Is Tom cruise's life literally a harem anime?

>ywn have three older sisters who show you the ways of love making