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Humanity can be divided into two groups. Those who watch Rick & Morty and those who watch The Big Bang Theory.
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I watch neither so you're wrong.
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Swpeswan sauce
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>>81607538
I watch both so you're wrong.
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How would you turn cheesy shit into AAA-tier Kino titles, tv? 2017-04-14 11:33:27 Post No.81607537
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Serious Mortal Kombat trilogy by grounding it to a degree
The Great Shaolin Tournament
The Emperor's Tournament
The Great Shaolin War
500 years ago, The Great Kung Lao (Jet Li) defeats Shaolin monk, Shang Tsung (Miyavi) to become the third Shaolin Champion. Until, Tsung brings in a new challenger. The Nephilim, Prince Goro. Half angel/half human who stands at 12ft tall and has four arms. After Lao's death, the Shaolin monk Shang Tsung takes up black magik and brings a darkness into the Shaolin tournament.
Present day, Sonya Burke (Jessica Chastain) with her partner Jackson Briggs (Anthonie Mackie) are on the hunt for Kano (Tom Hardy), a American-Japanese who is extremely proficient with martial arts, knives and blades, he is the hitman for the Black Dragon Yakuza. Liu Kang (Ng Chin Han) is a rebellious Shaolin monk and is training for the tournament coming up, he enters along his cousin Kung Lao (Donnie Yen), an elderly Asian beggar brings together his team consisting of Johnny Cage (Tom Hiddleston), the best P4P MMA Fighter/Hollywood actor, In the year 1997, a ninja belonging to the Lin Kieu, an outcast clan due to their use of black magik attempts to assassinate Hanzo after a slight insult, but ends up burning his house down, killing his wife and daughter and giving him life-long third degree burns. The incident sends him mad, as wears dirty yellow straps around his typical ninja garb, Hanzo enters the tournament wearing the skull of his wife as a mask plated in gold and made to breathe from, it also sticks to his face. Not apart of any clan, Sub-Zero takes offense to his ash-covered, primal, yellow colors, mocking his clan's blue colors. Beneath his yellow straps, a small spring-loaded-like "spear guns" which can take out an eye, or the heavier one which can bring a person towards you. With no name. He is given the name The Scorpion. Reptile is a demonic creature summoned up by Shang Tsung to spy on the fighters from Raiden's clan.
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>>81607537
Mortal Kombat is cheesy which is the appeal. Making it less cheesy would ruin it which is why MK1>Mk2.
Perhaps you should take a deep breath and go fuck yourself.
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>>81607582
MK2 > MK1
And perhaps your imagination is shit, that's why you can't envision anything because you're not a creator. Having Tom Hiddleston as Johnny Cage would fuck your shit up, plus Tom Hardy as Kano (and not with a laser fucking beam eye - with an eye patch).
Maybe once exoskeletons become a thing, yeah well, yeah.
Plus having scenes like Liu Kang about to be killed by Goro, only for Kung Lao to step in at the last second then unloading generations and generations of anger upon, splitting his tendons with his hat, bringing him to his knees, hardkicking him in the balls, Lao breaks his arms then holds his head, ready to snap it. Raiden says "Finish it", Shang Tsung yells "No" and Lao just knees him in the temple unconscious. We see all these fatalities and the hero's win by not stooping to that level, except Scorpion who is just a twisted motherfucker and socially awkward around everyone else.
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>>81607537
It'll end up turning into a Scorpion wankfest.
why don't they make good crime films anymore?
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>>81607502
Most crime is done by hackers now
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>>81607502
I hope you're not holding that up as a good crime film.
>hey bitch, I just met you but let's get married
>lol we can't adopt kids so I'm gonna fuck over this mafioso
James Caan is such a shitty actor. The only thing this movie had going for it were the visuals(which all Mann films have) and being Dennis Farina's first appearance.
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>>81607630
Try to pay attention when you watch films.
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What do you think he said?
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he said fuck u
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>i needed to rinse myself off again after i used the toilet
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>>81607482
He said "OP is a fag".
Why aren't you watching the glorious return of MST3K /tv/?
You're not a sexist or trumptard are you?
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i am
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Because i don't care about "nerd" culture shit anymore. its just another normie infested culture where the average "fan" simple likes the content to fit in. Normies don't fucking care about scifi or anything. Normies do what they must to fit in. So if the media tells them scifi is cool, its what they like.
in short.
FUCKING NORMAL FAGS, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY MEDIA
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Gave it a one star instantly.
Have been watching the older season they have, but it's all out of order.
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Do you hear the people sing?
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>>81607186
SINGING THE SONGS OF ANGRY MEN
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It is a music of a people who will not be slaves again!
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Why doesn't /tv/ and Reddit just join forces?
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We already have.
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>>81607179
this is not how you have sex
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>>81607179
Because there are different kinds of virgins living in a basement.
>No, No, No, No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead Nigger Storage"?
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Why, yes. Yes I did. It's a lovely sign too. I appreciate the craftsmanship.
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>>81607170
nice meme
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>MHM, God damn Jimmy. This is gourmet shit.
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hey /tv/ just watched this and i liked it alot. Are there any more of these messing with time movies?
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Back to the futur
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>>81607093
cmon man im sure you know more than one!
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>>81607080
I feel like every other sci-fi movie has a bootstrap paradox now.
Triangle
Interstellar
Predestination
Donnie Darko
Terminator
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Ghost In The Shell - Unused Promotional Materials 2017-04-14 11:02:04 Post No.81607046
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Ghost In The Shell - Unused Promotional Materials
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Movie suggestions please 2017-04-14 10:43:30 Post No.81606799
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I feel like I have seen every 'good' movie. Gimme some suggestions please /tv
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Have you seen Turner and Hooch?
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>>81606799
Watch a bad movie instead. Here's some very funny Troma entertainment trash:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZxo9AwQxk8
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Hell Drivers (1957)
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what should i watch?
-fantastic beasts
-mine
-lion
-the founder
-the void
pic unrelated
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_hCoPa5kj4
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>>81606708
watch fantastic beasts for Redmayne's DSL
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God tier OST thread?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vP_sPtEgwGE
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What is the password to this board? 2017-04-14 10:19:55 Post No.81606363
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What is the password to this board?
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BLACKED
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pedelio
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Why do women like sentimental movies filled with emotions and sadness, but in real life have no empathy towards sad men and detest men that show emotion or vulnerability?
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>>81606323
Because women want to feel good about themselves so they like to imagine they have those feelingns even though they, by and large, don't
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I bet you thought that was a man on the leftyou're right
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>woodley already fading into obscurity
Shouldn't have been so quick to do a nude scene she still had a few good years left.