>Protagonist opens a bottle of beer with his hand
There are twist-off caps. Also if you have a ring it's pretty easy to open one with it.
>friends tries to open beer with hand
>slices open his whole fucking hand
>blood everywhere
>ask him why he did that
>"saw it in the movies"
>>84037899
I saw a guy scoop out his finger meat by trying to use his ring. I've seen another guy lose a tooth. I can open beers using another unopened beer and that's vaguely impressive while not mildly dangerous.
Or you could just have a bottle opener like an adult
Reminder Mark Frost is releasing another book on Halloween edition
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Meanwhile: >>84033274
1st for /ourguy/
I'LL FUCKING SHOW YOU KID
>>84037669
Based Ben, I hope he's in tonight's episode.
Was it autism?
https://youtu.be/5SnIUYLRXro
How did Kubrick get the booze Cruise to essentially participate in a film that directly attacked his religion?
>we need a bumbling, awkward nerd
>say no more
>>84037615
>bumbling, awkward nerd
Or as I call them: stupid smart people
>w-
>>84037615
Have you been a bad boy Lester ?
I know I'm probably late to the party but this was an extremely solid piece of cinema.
But what is the reaction from your typical, moronic horror fan?
>WHERE IS DUH MONSTER?
>NO THING JUMP AT SCREEN AND GO BOO ME NO SCARE
>DUH MOVIE WUZ CONFOOZING
>DEH DIDNT EXPLAIN ANYTHING
>ENDING WAS SO POINTLESS
How in the world do people find stories about fake monsters more horrifying than what happens in this movie? Also, whoever tried to market this movie as some standard, shallow, summer horror movie deserves to be shot.
>>84037608
I didn't like it very much because I didn't think the characters or dialogue were good, specifically the son. I also thought the ending could have been more satisfying without explaining anything or ruining the mystery.
I thought the direction and production design were excellent, though. Great minimalist approach.
Did you have any specific comments about the film or are you just here to shit on people who saw the trailer and assumed it was a horror movie?
>>84038171
fpbp
>>84037608
My wife's son: The Movie
Smug Laura Edition
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Meanwhile: >>84033274
Another Naomi Watts masturbation scene when?
>>84037607
June 18th.
It's definitely happening.
>>84037607
>the shit comes out of my ass
AYUDAMÉ!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHl_8WK8w3Y
>>84008918
Good guys unite edition
>"Lauren Mayberry of CHVRCHES may play Lyanna Stark in Game of Thrones."[1]
>Mayberry is rumored to have shot a scene with a fellow dutch singer who is assumed to be Rhaegar Targaryen, the scene has the both of them singing." [2]
>The episode/scene in question is dubbed as "The Duet". [3]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X715EumTGo8 [Embed] [Embed]
anyone else occasionally feel sorry for her?
>>84037623
she's an airhead so no
>>84037465
Fuck off faggot
pretty good until season 3
and especialyl until
>STRONG TRANS THIRD PERSON "HMMM HMMM" nigger
>beiste became an FtM after having all her arcs revolve around her being a woman who just wants to be loved and admired despite of her manly looks
>>84038053
Bascially this. It was okay until it disappeared up its own ass.
and feel like they didnt really watch the movie? i cant believe people here skip entire scenes or episodes in a tv show, id rewatch it if i missed a single thing
>>84037418
I skip only the sex scenes
>>84037582
Fag.
>>84037418
This is why I can't go to the cinema anymore. They would never answer my request for adding pause and rewind button to the armrests. Also that time I molested that ftm tranny in the bathroom.
How did they find so many chink speaking actors in Spain? That's pretty amazing.
>clean up on aisle 3
They could have picked a better actor than Vincent Chase.
Who? The director from Aquaman?
>>84037341
Michael Biehn would have owned that part.
Post only the best
What time will this premiere on NBC tonight /tv/?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqbP4URLyiY
>>84037222
Check the fucking TV Guide you asshole
>>84037236
Do those still exist?