It was so close to being the perfect cop trilogy, such a shame.
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>you will never go back in time and save Rush Hour 3
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Yeah just watch some clips from the first then the third. Night and day
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LEE!
CARTER!
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What are some movies about the importance of sincerity and the rejection of irony?
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Trying to be sincere on purpose is paradoxically insincere.
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Batman
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>tfw your life has just become one long episode of irony and confusion
>tfw sincerity is a thing of the past
just watched this and fuck the death scene, pic related was the one that got me
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The troglodytes had the right idea
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>>84896189
Yeah, this movie is fucked up. The humor in the dialogue makes me uncomfortable on a re-watch, because I understand how gruesome the movie gets later.
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>>84896322
This movie is super comfy. The torture is unbelievably brutal though. I wonder if this was intentional.
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I'm a tenth of the rest through Black Coal Thin Ice and I'm worried no one's going to eat. What are some soup movies I can watch to satisfy my appetite?
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Tampopo my man
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This is a really good movie I swear.
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>ITT we list the most UN-KINO movies we can think of
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>posting clumsycash-inkino in an UN-kino thread
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Fast and Furious franchise
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>I want to get an A+ on my english report but I want it to have zero soul, emotion, and feeling
say no more
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then you get a F for submitting a movie as an english report. you silly bitch
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>what is a metaphor
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>>84895596
Well said!
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>We fly under the radar! We never attract the attention of the feds, Stark or the other avengers! you idiots have to keep a low profile!
>But let me just keep selling these ultra high powered alien weapons to unprofessional street thugs and hood rats who just want to rob people and ATMs
>I'm sure that when the cops inevitably find them, they totally won't rat us out and tell them we're selling the weapons
What did he mean by this?
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>>84895472
No stakes in this movie.
>I must stop the vulture before he sells more weapons to petty criminals.
>villain literally did nothing wrong.
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>>84895472
DOING WHAT STARK DID BUT ON A STREET LEVEL!!!FACT!!!
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>>84896380
You could say the same about the first Iron Man movie.
It's widely regarded as the best Marvel movie, but the conflict was literally just a dispute between Tony Stark and his business partner over selling a few missile launchers to the Taliban.
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Why did people talk so much faster in old timey Hollywood movies? I saw one today on TV and it'd be considered incomprehensible to modern audiences
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>>84895442
people's brains weren't so fucked from all the chemicals (((they))) have been putting in the water supply
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mid-Atlantic_accent
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>>84895516
>It's the Jews fault I have low IQ
lmao can't make this shit up
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Wednesday is finally here and in about 29 minutes, we will be able to see a new episode of FX's Snowfall. Tonight's episode is titled "Make Them Birds Fly":
>Franklin struggles with the reality of his new enterprise; Teddy's distrust of Alejandro escalates; Gustavo confronts his new partners.
Last week was pretty good and the main character is likable despite the subject matter. I just hope kinda qt neighbor girl doesn't become a crack whore.
A stream is available at [REDACTED]. In the meantime, enjoy Dawn of the Planet of the Apes, which was pretty good, honestly.
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>>84895440
Last bump. Show starts in about 15 minutes!
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8 minutes to go.
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Jeebus, go fuck yourself shill.
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What are some good vegan movies?
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So satisfying to watch sheep get slaughtered
Any slaughter kino to share?
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the one where the guy goes to try vegan "food" and leaves without ordering
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schindler's list
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The name Bond....Janiqua Bond
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>imokaywiththis.jpg
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The name....Original Character
WAIT! THAT'S TOO FUCKING HARD!
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>>84895804
>WAIT! THAT'S TOO FUCKING HARD!
It's not so much that it's hard, it's that it's harder to sell.
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Disco Limey
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left>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>right
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>>84895181
Original Zod. Now kneel.
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How did he make money?
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>>84895165
Crime
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Waste Management
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>>84895165
Waste management
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There will never be another Space Jam.
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>>84895142
OK? Grass is green.
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>>84895142
But there will always be this one. So if you're feeling all gay and nostalgic, just watch this and shut up, instead of whining for sequels.
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>>84895142
oh fuck off u nostalgiac twat
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The Neon Demon will always be a good movie and there's not a thin you can do to change that
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these dubs might have a say about that
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>>84895058
Neon Demon was fucking amazing. especially on acid.
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>>84896613
These dubs say you're a faggot