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>harry could have fucked this quirky goddess
>instead chooses mommy clone
what did he mean by this
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>>85708459
Yeah what the fuck, he'd rather fuck the slut ginger with no interaction than qt autistic aryan girl with cute relationship
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>>85708459
>he didn't want to fuck the ugly bitch who'll grow even uglier later in life
And the problem is?
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Why don't poorly thought out childrens series live up to my manchild standards lads?
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THIS WEEK IN EVERY RICK AND MORTY THREAD.
>/tv/: I i didn't laugh once. None of it was funny. Why is it funny that the robot said his sister died in Spaghetti? Why is it funny when Jerry pretends he doesn't realize there's prostitutes outside his motel? Why is Summer being such a bitch and acting like her mom?
>/pol/: probably because all the bitch writers are sluts that have sex with a bunch of dudes
>/tv/: LOL toppimus kekimus le good sir **tips.** Good stuff indeed! Funnier than literally the entire show lelelele women ARE fags huh. We should be writers. We're so funny.
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>>85707897
seriously i hate this show, and i hate dan harmon. if you enjoy smelling harmons farts this show may be for you
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It wasn't funny though
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>>85707897
Did anons really not understand why Summer was acting so badly?
Call the show stupid and reddit yet can barely understand it.
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Did he actually have any proof that he was Isildurs heir?
Only thing he had was the sword that elves gave him.
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Anyone of any significance knew who he was
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>>85707801
He had support from the Valars chosen people
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Wasn't he over 100 years old already? Pretty good indicator that something was up.
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Guys, Drake is willing to let bygones be bygones and be the bigger man and agree to work with Josh again
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literally /who/?
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>>85707354
HE FOUND A WAY
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>>85707354
Did Josh ever even respond?
This seems pathetic on Drake's side
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Donald Trump Animated Series From Stephen Colbert Headed to Showtime 2017-07-31 05:18:35 Post No.85707035
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Donald Trump Animated Series From Stephen Colbert Headed to Showtime
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Will it be kino?
http://variety.com/2017/tv/news/donald-trump-animated-series-showtime-1202508781/
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OBSESSED
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>>85707035
Remember "That's my Bush!"? The show I think Matt Stone and Trey Parker produced for CC when Bush was President?
Neither does anyone else.
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The administration is kino, not some hack man-baby (((comedian)))'s poz load on showtime.
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Doctor Who General - /who/
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Doctor Whoreed.
>/who/ presents:
DOCTOR WHO: SHIT TRIPS Vol. 2
- The Anthology -
>Are you a true fan of Doctor Who?
>Have you ever written down a sequence of words?
If the answer is yes or no, then you are ready to contribute a literary masterpiece to the second /who/ collection of original Doctor Who-based short fiction.
/who/ did it once. Now, we're gonna do it again! Yet another entry in an age-old tradition of p̶a̶c̶k̶a̶g̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶f̶a̶n̶f̶i̶c̶s̶ ̶t̶o̶g̶e̶t̶h̶e̶r̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶g̶i̶v̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶m̶ ̶a̶n̶ ̶a̶i̶r̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶l̶e̶g̶i̶t̶i̶m̶a̶c̶y̶ / celebrating the magic of Who and the talent of a community.
There are no limits (except the story must be at least 1 word long, and preferably not in excess of 10,000, it's short fiction you fuck).
>- Can involve any Doctor(s), companion(s), side characters, spinoff characters and beyond, as your heart desires
>- Can be in any style, whether it's "legitimate writing", "pisstake", or "shitpost".
>- Can be about absolutely anything
>- The main focus is on good fun in the vein of the wiki, although serious entries are allowed. (If you're going to write smut, maybe approach it with a degree of levity)
Stuck for ideas? Try starting with your favourite TARDIS team (or for timeliness, Whittaker 13th Doctor) and one of these authentic titles:
http://www.saberpunk.net/DoctorWho/DoctorWhoSerialGenerator.php
https://glyphobet.net/drwho
We are going to be starting an index on the wiki for the collection. Anyone can contribute, no signups/pitches required. If you have ideas, feel free to broadcast them.
The rest is self-explanatory. Format for uploading your work is up to you, as long as it can be conveniently copied across (and ideally don't spam long texts in /who/ directly). (Pastebin works well.)
BONUS: Anyone who wants to do cover art or "illustrations" is encouraged.
WE need more entries for classic as well as NuWho Doctors. Entries for Thirteen are accepted as well. Aug 10th is deadline
Previously: >>85693512
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Here's a list of Doctors that still need stories. (You can still write stories with other Doctors who already have entries. In fact, I'd be glad to have them. The 12th Doctor only has three stories! And Bill doesn't haveany sstories. Not even Bill/ Heather smut!):
>Fourth Doctor
>War Doctor
>Tenth Doctor
Kris Marshall Doctor with Japanese companion
Morbius Doctor
Rupert Boothe Doctor
Foreman "Jack Miles" Doctor
Auton Stratagem Doctor
More Thirteenth Doctor stories would be nice as well.
I'll also accept stories with just the companions.
Perhaps a story where Bill and Heather battle an army of Raston Robots?
Or a story where Series 7b Clara meets immortal space zombie Clara?
Or a story where Jack Harkness and Ian share a drink?
Or a story where the Brigadier and the Thirteenth Doctor are hunted by a wild Drashig on an island?
Or a story with the psychic from Hide, and the Third Doctor, battle an influx of Daemons?
Or a story with the Class cast, by someone who has seen the showplease?
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requesting Doctor Whore edits of
>Tennant's nude shot with the police helmet
>Smith in his underwear (from Christopher & His Kind)
>Capaldi in drag
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Does Cersei really like fingers in the bum?
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A good woman does her best to please her man. And an experienced woman knows that men love putting things in their woman's bum. So indirectly at least, yes.
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>>85706038
probably don't like it, but if you put the tip of the finger in her ass, it's ok, don't be rude
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I thought the joke was that Jamie likes fingers in the bum.
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Why are blacks the ones complaining about "white washing" in movies when shit like this happens?
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I'm pretty sure the valkyirs didn't look like this
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complaining about blacks getting roles would be better if you didn't post a based black actor at the same time.the soul stone is his penis
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Because the count of black protagonists is already almost non-existent beyond "Black" movies like Madea or gang-related stories, and the rare examples of blackwashing are dwarfed by the innumerable counts of whitewashing. That, and Hollywood's bizarre need to stuff a white protagonist into every film they physically can, even when it's entirely unnecessary.
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Finally a show I can enjoy without contributing to the corrupt hetero-cis-normativity of our patriarchal neo-capitalist dalek-led mordor-society
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Does she love feet or love using her feet
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She already naturally has that bitter, depressed, childless future spinster look. Of course she'd be a fake dike
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haha I bet you didn't even know you needed this
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NEW BEST OF THE WORST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWKlmbTudD8
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>it's a beardfat episode
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>>85703669
>it's not an Aidsmoby episode
>again
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>>85703564
E in
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Hella F*cking Epic
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>>85703360
but domino isn't the whitest mutant ever?
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>>85703360
ugh im not usually one to care for race flipping, but jesus christ. her character design is based on a fucking actual domino. White with black dots, this is retarded
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>>85703504
She's still black and white :^)
Get it?!?! She got white makeup on that small bit on her face!
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Why don't millennials watch TV or support the film industry anymore? Hollywood is literally on life support now.
https://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2016/06/hollywood-has-a-huge-millennial-problem/486209/
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>even retarded millenials know better than to pay for movie tickets to watch capeshit #73
Future's bright
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>>85703010
I'm gen x and I got screwed over by the conversion from vhs to dvd. Suddenly my movie collection, player, and amp were outdated. Now I just pirate all my movies. Fuck disks and players and drm.
I also used to be able to watch movies in quiet little theaters. Now I have to go to megaplexes full of kids and ethnics and shitty movies.
It's far cheaper to put together a home cinema and steal movies, so that's what I do.
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bad entertainment and better elsewhere
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>be a quirky Indie actress
>not that good looking
>getting rammed by Chris Evans AND Jon Hamm?
How?
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>>85702642
we men would fuck any women that stands in our way
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>>85702642
Just look at the nose
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>>85702642
is she a butterface?
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RIP Sam Shepard
http://www.broadwayworld.com/article/Playwright-Director-and-Actor-Sam-Shepard-Passes-Away-at-73-20170731
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Who?
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damn i loved splinter cell
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Forever thankful that he wrote Paris, Texas.
RIP
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How the hell did they manage to conquer Hightower in just a day without even any siege weapons?
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>>85702196
Moral failure
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>>85702196
how many fucking threads do you need?
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>>85702196
because D&D wanted them to for the plot and also nice bait