SOPHIE YOU BITCHPLEASE DONT LEAVE ME
Remember that time Mark pissed in the soup for literally no reason other than they had written themselves into a corner?
>The traditional man hates faggots since he is secretly gay
>That girl who everyone thinks is a slut is probably a virgin (judge a woman in the negative and risk being wrong)
>Weed is like, ah, harmless and stuff
>A woman only cheats when scorned unfairly, hell hath no fury (amirite), on the other hand men are disgusting pigs.
Hollywood in 1999. What wisdom will the less conservative remake contain when it is released in 2019?
>The CIS-het white male hates everyone who's different because he's inherently evil
>"Slut" character and plot line dropped because of their inescapably toxic sexualization of women
>Weed is a basic nutrient
>A woman cannot cheat because cheating is adultery + power
Are you retarded?
The film tries to deconstruct "The American Deam" and how nothing is like it seems.
The gay father was a traditionalist trying too hard after he became gay. Spacey's wife cheats on him because she thought he was cheating.
>>79812874
>The gay father was a traditionalist trying too hard after he became gay. Spacey's wife cheats on him because she thought he was cheating.
How is that different from what he said?
Why is DC unable to top this kino?
>>79812584
Watchmen
Man of Steel
Batman v Superman
Even Suicide Squad.
I'll go out on a limb and say Wonder Woman and Justice League will top Autist Nolan's drekk.
>>79812619
This man has been consumed by the tides of madness.
>>79812584
the order of characters in that poster is so fucked up it's triggering me
>this shit
>>79812565
staytriggered
>>79812565
Whats wrong here?
>>79812640
Complete inability hit a damn thing more than ten feet away unless you have magic aiming powers.
Do you guys enjoy watching stuff in 4K?
People looks so disgusting when you can see their makeup, pores, wigs and whatnot. Really takes away from the movie when the imperfections are so clear. It's great for documentaries and stuff though.
>>79812428
Uts better for video games and sports
Movies are fine 1080p with shitty movie fps
>People looks so disgusting when you can see their makeup, pores, wigs and whatnot
How do you handle real life bro?
4K is meme created to sell 4K TVs
Anyone seen this film yet?
Thought it was a very enjoyable film, especially given the track-record of Netflix Originals.
The influence of Saulnier is clear but it didn't feel like a cheap imitation.
Nice going to check it out
It was like a mix of Saulnier & Wheatley.
>hear all these blue ruin comparisons
>the director is the lead actor of blue ruin
lel
Last episode was great
>>79812163
Why did Dee really want Charlie to make her a valentine? To embarrass him even though she gave him a normal one? What did they mean by this?
>>79812315
>>Why did Dee really want Charlie to make her a valentine?
because charlie has been fucking dee for several seasons
>>79812163
It was fucking garbage and inconsistent with the show
Why do liberals and women hate this movie so much?
>>79812127
Because they're trying to smear it so Hidden Memes gets more acclaim.
Because they equate burning your house down with your three young children inside with electing Donald Trump. Also the lead actor raped and murdered a woman in 2011 and settled in civil court.
>>79812164
>Also the lead actor raped and murdered a woman in 2011 and settled in civil court.
Damn wtf
Really?
ITT: Athletes who should have a biopic made about them.
For me? Scholes of Manchester
>le ginger 40 yard pass man
overrated meme player
Carlton Palmer. Looked like a gorilla-insect hybrid
Wouldn't Ryan Giggs be more suitable?
Has anyone actually seen this yet?
I don't know whether to.
100% on Rotten Tomatoes is pretty great though, eh?
>XD
fuck off
>>79811835
>Xd
>Xd
What would you have done in this family's situation?
>>79811458
Made butter
Not be protestant.
Never left the village.
Half the size of normal people. How did the ring fit the hobbits?
big hands and feet
in the prologue the ring shrinks to fit a human from previously being sauron sized
>>79811311
HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
REMEMBER THE SIX MILLION BARS OF SOAP, ANTISEMITES.
>>79811306
>Uri
Well color me shocked.
>Make a religious porn movie that only rednecks and white trash like
>Get drunk and when a cop pulls you over you express your love for sand niggers
>Beg your Jewish overlords for forgiveness and apologize multiple times, but they show no mercy and kill your career
>Become an even bigger alcoholic in your depression
>Your wife cucks you for a nigger
>You get caught on tape crying about how upset you are that your wife is cucking you for a nigger
>Now trying to appease his masters by making an anti-war movie glamorizing a soldier who refused to kill the enemy, starring a Jewish actor
Is there a bigger cuck in Hollywood than Mel Gibson?
>>79811306
And you have to bear in mind that Haaretz is "left-wing".
Watching this right now, is this the most white people problems movie in existence?
>>79811282
No, but the car accident scene was the single most immersion breaking moment in the movie. He would have had serious legal problems fleeing the scene of an accident to worry about not pissing off his teacher.
>>79811282
fuck you
>>79811337
It's fiction.
daily reminder this actually happened
>>79811164
daily reminder that themoviedatabase is the new IMDB.
It is basically the same with discussion forums on every movie so spread the word for everyone to go there
https://www.themoviedb.org/
>>79811164
>oh no the majority of our users have conservative opinions now what do we do
>shutitdown.bmp
>>79812048
>the majority of our users have conservative opinions now
lel