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2017-05-07 10:15:09 Post No.82499760
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Anonymous 2017-05-07 10:15:09 Post No. 82499760 [Report] [View this topic]

Hey, /tv/! Why haven't you enrolled in Steve Martin's Comedy Masterclass yet?

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Anonymous 2017-05-07 10:16:10 Post No.82499791
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>>82499760
Is LA Story underrated Martin Comedy kino ?

Anonymous 2017-05-07 10:17:42 Post No.82499842
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>>82499760
I didn't have the money last month, but I might do it now. Thanks for the reminder. I'm a big fan of Steve Martin. His old stand-up albums are great.

Anonymous 2017-05-07 10:20:33 Post No.82499941
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>>82499760
Fuck, I'm actually going to pay for this.

Also, fuck your sarcasm. I'm legit paying money for this.

Anonymous
2017-05-07 10:12:50 Post No.82499679
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Anonymous 2017-05-07 10:12:50 Post No. 82499679 [Report] [View this topic]

What are some tv shows that have bears in them?

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Anonymous 2017-05-07 10:16:52 Post No.82499812
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>>82499679
The Bear Show (1979-1993)
Bear, the Beer Connosieur (1984-1987)
Can Barely Bear It (1985-1994)
Mishka Na Severe (1993-1997)
Bear in da House (1994-1994)
Bear Up (2005-present)

Anonymous 2017-05-07 10:18:06 Post No.82499858
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None that move faster than is realistic please.

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>>82499679
>that fat fucking CIA in the background

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2017-05-07 10:12:31 Post No.82499667
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Anonymous 2017-05-07 10:12:31 Post No. 82499667 [Report] [View this topic]

So? Total asshole right?

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Anonymous 2017-05-07 10:16:16 Post No.82499795
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Seemingly, that's the message of the movie. I thought it was a little strange, the dark note it ended on.

Whenever anyone comes along who pushes the old out of the way to make way for the new, there is a certain amount of asshole-ishness necessary, certainly.

I thought it was interesting. I like true-to-life bios like this. Keaton was convincing. The sets were good. I'm not sure WHY it was made though.

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>>82499667
Yep.

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>>82499667
>Goy business are bad

The Movie

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2017-05-07 10:08:59 Post No.82499561
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Anonymous 2017-05-07 10:08:59 Post No. 82499561 [Report] [View this topic]

>Peter... Kill them all...

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Anonymous 2017-05-07 10:11:19 Post No.82499632
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>>82499561
>Peter... gas the Jews...

How did he get away with it?

Anonymous 2017-05-07 10:12:53 Post No.82499682
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Anonymous 2017-05-07 10:12:53 Post No.82499682 [Report]

In all seriousness why hasn't Disney been able to do a marvel movie As good as Spider-Man ?

Anonymous 2017-05-07 10:14:48 Post No.82499751
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Anonymous 2017-05-07 10:14:48 Post No.82499751 [Report]

le holocaust! :O xD

me: raimis how dare you! x3

spiderman: i am nazi! :D

me: oh raimi you done it agian :3

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2017-05-07 10:07:34 Post No.82499503
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Anonymous 2017-05-07 10:07:34 Post No. 82499503 [Report] [View this topic]

What was his fucking problem ?

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Anonymous 2017-05-07 10:13:46 Post No.82499717
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>>82499503
Fucking Gooks

Anonymous 2017-05-07 10:16:51 Post No.82499811
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Anonymous 2017-05-07 10:16:51 Post No.82499811 [Report]

> working secret internal affairs case where your biggest target is still a step ahead of you with an obvious rat
> all of a sudden some punk kid comes in for the assignment that you've never heard of

why wouldn't he shit on him? trial by fire, if he can't handle the bantz he can't handle the undercover work

Anonymous 2017-05-07 10:18:43 Post No.82499880
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>>82499503
toonie shits down at the hahbuh drinking miller lite instead of lahgah

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2017-05-07 10:02:52 Post No.82499335
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Anonymous 2017-05-07 10:02:52 Post No. 82499335 [Report] [View this topic]

>i loved that dog, /tv/

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Anonymous 2017-05-07 10:05:04 Post No.82499406
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>>82499335
Cleo is a cutie and in a good home. She'll be fine.

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SNAP THAT FUCKING MUTTS NECK

Anonymous 2017-05-07 10:06:17 Post No.82499449
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>>82499406
she was destroyed, i know the vet that did it

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2017-05-07 09:58:00 Post No.82499179
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Anonymous 2017-05-07 09:58:00 Post No. 82499179 [Report] [View this topic]

Thoughts on this movie? Just watched it and it was pretty good though it didn't live up to its reputation.

I don't understand all the moralfagging about in the reviews. Animals get killed all the time for lesser reasons and the violence in it is fairly tame for modern standards.

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Anonymous 2017-05-07 10:00:25 Post No.82499265
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It's one of the few movies I never finished watching. I can take violence, but here it was just gratuitious. The acting was terrible, the story was shit.
The only highlight was finding out that the actor who played the old professor guy ahd only every done porn roles before and after.

Anonymous 2017-05-07 10:01:28 Post No.82499294
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>>82499179
The story is decent but I never went around to finishing it

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>>82499179
Does this take place in France ?

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2017-05-07 09:57:51 Post No.82499176
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Anonymous 2017-05-07 09:57:51 Post No. 82499176 [Report] [View this topic]

>Why does it sucks so much hairy ass now /tv/?

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Anonymous 2017-05-07 09:58:40 Post No.82499206
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Anonymous 2017-05-07 09:58:40 Post No.82499206 [Report]

Because you grew up.

Anonymous 2017-05-07 10:08:30 Post No.82499541
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Anonymous 2017-05-07 10:08:30 Post No.82499541 [Report]

>tfw no season 3 of My Life as Liz

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>>82499176
ummm homophobic much?

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2017-05-07 09:56:35 Post No.82499143
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Anonymous 2017-05-07 09:56:35 Post No. 82499143 [Report] [View this topic]

>People pontificate suicide is a coward's act. Couldn't be further from the truth. Suicide takes tremendous courage.
Is he right?

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Anonymous 2017-05-07 09:57:45 Post No.82499171
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Anonymous 2017-05-07 09:57:45 Post No.82499171 [Report]

Yes, everybody is afraid of dying no matter what they say.

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>>82499143
Yeah, I had to be really brave when I killed myself.

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>>82499143
If I say yes will it expedite your suicide?

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2017-05-07 09:55:39 Post No.82499123
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Anonymous 2017-05-07 09:55:39 Post No. 82499123 [Report] [View this topic]

WATCH IT MARVEL

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Anonymous 2017-05-07 09:57:17 Post No.82499157
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Anonymous 2017-05-07 09:57:17 Post No.82499157 [Report]

lmao

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Anonymous 2017-05-07 09:58:01 Post No.82499180 [Report]

why does he wear that ring?

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>>82499123
WATCH IT CASEY

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PSA/commercial pitch dialogue script. what do you think? 2017-05-07 09:55:13 Post No.82499106
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PSA/commercial pitch dialogue script. what do you think? Anonymous 2017-05-07 09:55:13 Post No. 82499106 [Report] [View this topic]

LIBERAL: "I'm a liberal."
CONSERVATIVE: "And I'm a conservative."
LIBERAL: "Now, we disagree on a lot of things."
CONSERVATIVE: "MANY things."
LIBERAL: "Like for instance, who belongs in The White House."
CONSERVATIVE: "When we should or shouldn't go to war."
LIBERAL: "I'm pro-choice."
CONSERVATIVE: "I'm pro-life"
LIBERAL: "Black lives matter."
CONSERVATIVE: "ALL lives matter."
LIBERAL: "I get my news from CNN and Slate."
CONSERVATIVE: "I get mine from Fox News and The Drudge Report."
LIBERAL: "Cherry Garcia is the greatest flavor of ice cream!"
CONSERVATIVE: "Nah it's Rocky Road."
LIBERAL: "Well, you get the picture."
CONSERVATIVE: "But there are some things we can agree on as well."
LIBERAL: "I love The Beatles."
CONSERVATIVE: "I love The Beatles."
LIBERAL: "I want my children to grow up in a safer & free America."
CONSERVATIVE: "I want my children to grow up in a safer & free America."
LIBERAL: "I condemn the actions of ANTIFA and other violent so-called far left organizations that try to threaten or hurt Americans for exercising their rights to free speech."
CONSERVATIVE: "I condemn the actions of the Ku Klux Klan and other violent so-called far right organizations that try to threaten or hurt Americans for exercising their rights to free speech."
LIBERAL: "I am a left winger who will not allow communism to ruin this rich, diverse country."
CONSERVATIVE: "I am a right winger who will not allow fascism to ruin this beautiful, strong country."
LIBERAL & CONSERVATIVE: "We are Americans who refuse to let the extremists destroy this country."
ANNOUNCER (VO): "Violence for one political reason only advocates for violence for a different political reason. Take a stand against political violence in America, take a stand against hindering the people's right to free speech, take a stand for peaceful protests, take a stand for America."