everything is ruined
I was hoping Eleanor would get a more fitting death than a random Spanish soldier, but at least she's dead.
Not sure how Flint and Silver are going to fall out, but I envision it being brutal when it happens.
>>80094652
>Long John: Aw, hell, Jim. I could never harm you. You're honest and brave and true. You didn't learn that from me.
Muppet Treasure Island had some truly unexpected kino moments.
>>80094652
bump
the episode was pretty intense
why did that stupid bitch Max only mention Eleanor's grandpa when they separated?
>Movie about a white girl bringing her black bf to meet her parents
>The white people are rich
>The white people are literally evil
>The white people are racist
but also:
>The white people want to become black people because black people are superior
>because black people are superior
>black people are superior
This movie has to be one of the most agenda driven pieces of shit ever.
>all white people are evil and racist, especially the rich ones
>they hate blacks because blacks are superior to them
LMAO
The white people in the movie aren't your typical "lynch the niggers, chicken and watermelon" racists though, they're more like progressives who worship black people
>>80094717
yet another WHITE PEOPLE IZ RASISSS N BLACKS IZ BEST movie
>LOL GUYS WHAT IF WE MARKETED "GUESS WHO'S COMING TO DINNER" AS A HORROR FILM
I want this meme to die
https://youtu.be/cOuEmQ5loEE
>tetris, the lastof us and emojis are getting movies
>this isn't
>>80094368
It doesn't work very well in a non game format. It's famous for good reason as one of the first postmodern/deconstructive games. Literally everyone who's ever played it will remember bashing in Andrew Ryan's head and spamming on the controller, then the whole "would you kindly" bit. It works in the game because YOU feel like YOU got duped, and had no real control. The same scene for an audience wouldn't have the same impact, without spending a LOT of time building up the MC and Ryan's relationship. It just doesn't work very well; it's something that only videogames can do.
>>80094368
>tetris movie
fake and gay
Make it a love story about a couple trying to escape Rapture during the civil war. They end up having to use plasmids to survive, but they end up getting addicted and start to get more paranoid and unpredictable, to the point where they end up betraying each other. The final scene is the 2 of them fighting before they learn to forgive each other and go fight a big daddy together, before getting fucking murdered in the process.
>Cape movie with no quips
>/tv/ hates it
But why?
It's still capeshit, even if it compares favourable to the even worse new quipcapeshit.
Because it isn't WB / It's Marvel-related
>>80093569
>when you have no opinion of your own and just regurgitate buzzwords to form a sentence
What does /tv/ think of this kino?
>>80093509
was my third kino (after jurassic park and goodfellas).
also was my first movie ordered via netflix mail.
good times
>>80093509
Best huekino desu. There should be more media about favela gangs.
>>80094196
i by media you mean genocide
This is THE official X-Men trilogy, all the others should be deleted from existence
>>80093158
im fine as we all forget about x-men origins: wolverine
>no First Class
>no X1
Fuck off millenial.
>>80093212
They were shit
I don't get the ending. She didn't offer her blood instead of her brothers', she got shot. How does that grants her the access? It doesn't make any sense.Also why was she such a bitch? The faun only wanted 1 or 2 drips of blood. I'm pretty sure a baby can survive losing that much.
It was a test. She wasn't supposed to sacrifice innocent blood.
It was a shitty movie.
>>80093175
Yeah but its only 2 drops.Lets say thousand years later she is faced with a dilemma, she either kills a child or billions of people die. Is she supposed to let everybody die because you can't hurt an innocent child?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6IZHrIviFo
YAY MY FRIEND SIMULATOR
why do avgn threads get deleted but not these?
>>80092824
>comic book movie review
>no Rich Evans
dropped
What are some kinos where womanlets get what they deserve?
>>80092728
Kristen wants to move that hand down sooo bad.
I'm also interested in this
>>80092728
>mfw I never gonna be an alpha dyke like Kstew who gets what she wants and the lessr woman just need to accept
SNOWMAN TO BANDIT, SNOWMAN TO BANDIT, COME IN SON OVER
>>80092105
Snowman, you got ya ears on son, come back?
>>80092625
>>80092105THIS IS ROSCOE P COLTRANE AND I'M IN HOT PURSUIT!
>>80092105
>>80092625
>>80092669
This is Seabass. What's your 20?
Who would you want to play Rasputin?
Preferably a woman of color
>>80090774
mads
>>80090812
nah, viggo
This was one of the best capeshit movies in forever
But the real question isWHY THE FUCK WAS THERE NO AFTER CREDITS SCENE? I WANTED TO SEE MY X 23 MOVIE PREVIEW
>>80089706
I believe that it didn't need one. I percieved it as the end of the X-men movies, as wolverine has practically been the backbone for the series.
They want to avoid the stigma of capeshit always setting up sequels and instead tried to make a movie who could stand and end on its own.
>>80089706
>after credits scene
because it was supposed to be a somber bleak movie, they did have wolverine's hand pop out of the grave Friday the 13th style either.
People like you are the same idiots that miss the point of Leon and want Portman to become an assassin.
How about this meathead?
I personally think he's about the best character
>male actors
Are you a titsguy too?
>it's an Amos bodyslams someone episode
>>80089660
>its a miller is a belter martyr episode
The Sopranos can only dream of being as good as The Wire.
Nobody argues because it's true, you know.
>>80089354
I feel ya.
The Wire can only dream of being half as good as Deadwood.
Are there any good movies about the Crusades?
Don't give me any kingdom of heaven bullshit that make the muslims out to be some kind of progressive society with the Crusaders being depicted as cartoonish villains.
>>80088414
>Don't give me any kingdom of heaven bullshit that make the muslims out to be some kind of progressive society with the Crusaders being depicted as cartoonish villains.
So you wan't something fictional instead?
>>80088449
>fiction
Not him, but the first crusade was a purely reactionary conflict as a result of Muslim aggression on Constantinople.
Deus Vult!
We don't talk about the third crusade...
>>80088449