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>>79169692
the la - z - boy

the chullet

Mullet

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Finally, a reason to post this.

>>79169669
>Am i crazy?
It's a very comfy show

>>79169669
comfy as shit

>>79169568
Seems like a cuck. Very unfunny, too.

>>79169568
ALIMONY

commie

fag

cuck

sam hyde elevated his post ironic comedy, and he couldnt take it because he was so successful

lets see you fucking try it

>>79169492
>beta tries to hold his own as he's circled by two alphas

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>>79169589
They dont respect the sport

>>79169475
It was banned. They world rejoiced. Social Media is worse than the atomic bomb.

Star Wars was set a long time ago when there was no social media

>>79169475
Because it would break half the plots.

>You have received an instant message from Galen Erso
>"dude just shoot a proton torpedo at the exhaust port"
>movie over

She is the definition of average.

>>79169443
wat are you talking about

show proof u libelous cunt

>>79169465
This.
Ever since Jennifer Lawrence made the "quirky, average, talentless, hack" meme Hollywood had been pushing to break into new marketing.
Add into the fact that the highest spending group is women aged 20-35 who also happen to be the larger portion of SJWs, and you're going to see Hollywood flooded with "average" actors who can't act.

crack got a bad reputation from people overdoing it
it's actually a real gentleman's drug in moderation

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good smack in small controlled doses is actually the greatest pleasure this earth has to offer.

>>79169186
There's nothing wrong with hitting a woman open hand, and just once.

>>79169142
>>no helmets on alien planet cause hurrdurr, turned out nicely for the first movie

that's the engineer home planet you retard, they literally breath the same atmosphere as we do

>>79169173
>therefore it's fine to take off protective gear
>ocean is the same planet where we developed, it's safe to take of breathing apparatus
>volcano caldera is same atmosphere, better take off this helmet
>detroit is fine, I don't need this bulletproof vest

>>79169273

were they in a volcano, the ocean or detroit?

no they weren't, so shut the fuck up

>>79169126
His first two movies were Rudy and Swingers. I liked him in Old School

>>79169126
True Detective then Into The Wild.
I can't understand why he did shitty comedy for so long.

>>79169194
>dodgeball
>shitty

>>79169045
>Faster and Furiouser
>Gotta Go Fast
>Must Go Faster

The fast and the fine
Fast 10 your seatbelts

>>79169045

so you wanted it to be simply 1-7?

dumb frogposter is extra dumb today.

Nah, first one got over 700 million and no one knew who these faggots were. If the 2nd gets decent reviews(it probably it), gotg 2 will make over 1 billion

Is Yondu /our guy/?

I don't know if these marvel capeshits are capable of flopping anymore

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>>79169000

>protagonist is a disaffected young adult male with no direction in life

>>79169000
Stephen King movies

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>Romcom
>Protagonist is an architect

Those are not connections, they are similarities.

>>79169147
>working in the same place
>not a connection
are you retarded?

lynch makes everything campy on purpose so he can forget about sloppy writing

it's a pretty neat trick desu

dullest

>>79168958
waiting for dullest franchise copypasta

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>when you realize hairy pooter is the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises.

For real each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>nulara
disgusting

I could beat that girl in a fight