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Listen Leonard, I hate to break it to you, but what people call love is just a chemical reaction that compells animals to breed. It hits hard, Leonard, then it slowly fades; leaving you stranded in a failing marriage.
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I really really hate pop-science reddit type people. They're just dumb or slightly below average people who have been exposed to science. Just dumb enough to be wrong about most things, just smart enough to be wicked annoying.
Love is not just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It is mainly for the purpose of making humans form groups with other people, it's to draw people together and create bonds between them.
They think their high school science understanding and sitting hungover through their required gen ed science classes in college makes them understand this science, when really they get only part of it right everytime.
I'm so fucking triggered right now
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>>83144062
WUBBA LUBBAZINGA DUB DUUUUUUUUB
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>dude stop thinking stuff that's anti-religion lmao
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y/n?
and why will it bomb?
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>>83143312
It won't.
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>>83143334
make its money back ye
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It will be kino but only discerning cinephiles will go to see it. Meaning it will bomb and all of the brainlets will go to the latest capeshit instead.
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How would you like to see the Simpsons end?
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homer quadruple homicides his family then kills himself in the opening couch gag, and then the rest of the episode is just a 20 minute continuous shot of people cleaning up the crime scene
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>>83143320
F P B P
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B
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>>83143280
Saga of dark homer.
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Floating edition
Use this to make new threads: https://pastebin.com/u92hX6rX
WARNING: If you haven't watched until S3E04, spoilers abound.
FAQ:
>I want to get into Twin Peaks, in which order should I watch it?
Season 1 > Season 2 > Fire Walk With Me > The Missing Pieces > read Secret History of Twin Peaks (optional) > Season 3
>I have never watched Twin Peaks, can I start with Season 3?
No.*
>I have not watched Season 2, can I skip to Season 3?
No.*
>I have not watched Fire Walk with Me, can I skip to Season 3?
No.*
>I watched the new episodes without ever watching any of the old stuff and still enjoyed it. You mad?
No.
>Has everything leaked?
No.
Ep 1-2 were released normally on 21st, Ep 3-4 on the internet that same night.
Ep 3-4 will be re-aired on 28th. You can find torrents for 1-4 already.
>When does Episode 5 air?
June 4, same time as premiere
*By "No" we mean "You shouldn't if you actually want to enjoy the series and understand the motifs/story"
Music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGUboLZx3Tk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPW-cPfkd4E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5l2EbSK8bNQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khMlcTE7lw8
http://picosong.com/MTTA/
Links:
>The Secret History of Twin Peaks (MOBI)
http://gen.lib.rus.ec/book/index.php?md5=933D7216D1B8C38C9F507E2624886FBF
>"Diane..." The Twin Peaks Tapes Of Agent Cooper
https://archive.org/details/DianeTheTwinPeaksTapesOfAgentCooper
Meanwhile: >>83140457
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Call for help.
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Reminder that show generals are an initiative to create reddit on /tv/.
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How many times do we need to explain the different Coops? For fucks sake, can't people ask questions about something else? At least come up with some theories about what the Giant said or something. It's like people in this general only remember 5% of the whole 4 episodes.
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Discuss.
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It begins
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Danny Mcbride wrote the script apprently.
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If John Carpenter doesn't mind why should I?
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>hear you've been hitting the gym lately, buddy
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>she will never come over to bro out and play video games
>you will never experience her strong arms putting you in a headlock
>you will never feel her erection while she kisses on your cheek
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>>83143182
is this shopped?
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>>83143450
no? have you really not met muscular girls?
this one might be though
Characters you wish you were IRL
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>me in the middle
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I basically already am the Joker in real life.
Intellegent
Nihilistic
and
with a wicked sense of humor
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>>83142972
fuuuuck why wasn't this set in the 50s again
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Epileptic seizure edition
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>but no rough stuff
what did the mean by this?
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no banis in booptyhole
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>>83142614
he actually said
>You can cum on her, fuck her in the mouth, fuck her in the ass, cum on her face
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>>83142574
don't shoot her pussy with a 44 magnum
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ITT: we think up modern day King of the Hill episodes
My idea:
>Bill learns about Uber and Lyft, and signs himself up so he can talk with people during the day. Since everyone in Arlen owns their own truck(muh texas pride), Bill has to look for work elsewhere, and finds himself in Dallas, Houston, and Austin.
>Side story, Hank must come to terms with Romo retiring from the cowboys
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Hank shakes Trump's little yankee hand and is surprised at how firm his handshake is.
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King of the Hill got really terrible in later seasons.
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>>83142511
at least the finale was good
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Give me a list of your favourite movies/shows and i will kino the entire list for you
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Man of Steel
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
Suicide Squad
Batman Begins
The Dark Knight
The Dark Knight Rises
The Watchmen
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ok
Who Framed Roger Rabbit
The Adventures of Mark Twain
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (cartoon)
The Shining
F.W Murnau's Faust
Walt Disney's Robin Hood
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
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>>83143115
Kino of Steel
Batman v Kinoman: Dawn of Justice
Kino Squad
Kino Begins
The Dark Kino
The Dark Kino Rises
The Kinomen.
>>83143202
Who Framed Kino Rabbit
The Adventures of Kino Twain
Teenage Mutant KinoTurtles (cartoon)
The Kino
F.W Kino's Faust
Walt Disney's Kino Hood
Aqua Kino Hunger Force
Next please
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Who do you go to the movie theatre with, anon? Do you go... dare I say it... alone?
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nah, I tried going alone once but the place had a no singles policy and I ended up having to pay a £50 fine
not making that mistake again
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I prefer to go alone and on as off-peak hours as possible.
Saw Logan when there was only two other people in the cinema. It was great.
Tried to see Power Rangers with little company but the theater was packed with kids and fidget spinners. Movie was good tho...
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>>83142148
I hire an escort. $600 is worth it for capekino
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wtf I hate men now
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>>83142130
I know nothing about this show
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>>83142209
It's a series about Trump's America where women are slaves and feminism is illegal. A chilling vision of the future.
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there is literally nothing immoral about the basic premise of the Handmaid's Tale
>birthrates have dropped because of infertility
>mankind may die out
>regime that has a solution for the problem takes over
>fertile women get drafted to produce children for the good of society
>sluts are upset because they can't slut it up anymore
>no one gives a shit
>tfw too dumb for symbolism
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Watch some Tarkovsky then, he's very light on symbolism.
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>tfw too dumb for themes
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>tfw too dumb for story
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Is The Grifter /kino/?
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>>83141957
delet
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MODS
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>>83141957
Meme answer about how bad it is.