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Who has the most subs? Oh yeah.

How did this guy get so popular so fast? Something doesn't line up. I get the same strange vibe from his rapid rise to fame that I got from Lin Manuel Miranda. Too fast to be organic.

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>>84089331
Shit Little Caesars pizza. The pizza is already shitty but they made it even worse, and whoever cut it did so bad they probably need a retard helmet.

Already sad about the show possibly being canned early and now they fucked up my pizza :(

>>84089459
Frozen pizza is better than Little Caesars. I don't understand why it still exists, it's always been terrible.

They really fucked us over with that ending, not even a shot of voyager entering a docking station.

No closure whatsoever.

>>84089278
Kim gets his own ship and crashes into a planet.

Janeway, even though she eventually becomes the Starfleet Chief of Staff, spends the rest of her days crying about how she never had a family with Chakotay.

Chakotay tries to be a new-age mystic healer. He fails completely when he realizes that he just doesn't know what the hell he's doing. He ends up being a waiter at Sisko's Creole Kitchen.

Tuvok gets his mental disease cured, but not entirely. He goes crazy every now and then. During such times, he thinks about leaving Starfleet and resuming his career as an Archery instuctor.

Paris retires from Starfleet to pursue his dream of being a holo-writer. His first holo-novel, A Visit to Fair Haven, is universally panned by critics. He writes another one, a spin-off of Captain Proton, but set in the Delta Quadrant. While it's more accepted critically, nobody gives a shit and sales never materialize. He realizes his only hope for happiness is with his family. However, he soon realizes what it means to have two Klingons in the family and so commits suicide.

Kim joins up with a new deep space exploratory vessel, in the hopes of finally getting a promotion. They're quickly thrown into the far reaches of the Gamma Quadrant. He spends the next five years as an ensign until the ship reaches the Wormhole and returns to the Alpha Quadrant. He finally has enough, retires from Starfleet, and spends the rest of his days drunk.

Torres, after Paris' suicide, comes to have even less self-esteem and eventually becomes one of Quark's dabo girls.

Seven is kidnapped by Section 31 and dissected for any tactical information she might provide on the remaining Borg threat.

The Doctor resigns from Starfleet and becomes an interstellar superstar in medicine, literature, music, photography, and golf. Eventually he enters politics and is quickly elected UFP President. He enjoys having Janeway take orders from him for a change.

Neelix stays in the Delta Quadrant, never to be seen or hear from again, thankfully.

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is this a 'shows we ironically pretend to like' thread?

hey beter

>>84089390
Yes Anonymous from 4chan

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>>84089075
>tfw i love the designs and aesthetics of horror but am too much of a pussy to watch them uninterrupted

>video game movie
>anime
PASS

pls stop making these movies. is there a petition i can sign?

Another one!!!!

EQUAL PAY FOR EQUAL WORK

>>84088782
>Contestant doing something stupid
>Judges wince and comment on stupid act
>Contestant gets badly cut

>2016

so now that gal gadot is the hot new thing retards are posting super old shit that I saw on /tv/ a million years go and acting like its new

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>>84088696
It's still adorable desu.

we're all too edgy for happy endings
and apparently, if those two movies are any indication, we're also all too stupid for twist endings that aren't patronizingly easy to predict