>He hasn't fully indulged himself in Star Wars Expanded Canon kino
What the FUCK is your excuse? The stories are objectively better than the ones in the movies, and it's all canon and in continuity with the movies.
Here it all is for free:
https://pastebin.com/nWsKtSya
>>81621900
Why? Because it's all been retconned lmao. You wasted your time for NOTHING
>>81621943
This. Expanded universe BTFO.
>>81621900
>read a book
>it's a text file
>Pick a film
>Go to 14:58
>Take a screenshot
Was this the most kino assassination in history?
The sequel was superior
>>81621931
It's really bizarre. It looks staged as fuck for some reason.
So anyone can just steal from BASED Snyder now?
https://youtu.be/YFDIVG81_T4
>>81621835
Those look like man hands. Fucking disgusting
You're just mad that Disney has another blockbuster success on their hands and Justice League will flop miserably. Based mouse does it again.
>>81620936
Aren't belters supposed to be subhuman scum?
>>81620936
Sry, I prefer space bligresses
>>81620936
Clean my space penis.
what do i expect?
>>81620598
A nice fantasy tale with great visuals. You have to be a real stick in the mud to hate it
Howl's moving castle was better desu
>black weebs
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>The Iron Giant
>Treasure Planet
What other masterpieces comes to /tv/'s mind?
Simon in the land of chalk drawings?
Does anyone know that Winnie the pooh movie that has a goo or slime monster that is either yellow or green, something to do with some really powerful wind
that one pippi movie with pirates
Post "villains" who did nothing wrong.
WHERES THE GIANT MANSLY
HOG
U
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Ok, this is fucking it
we went through this entire god damned parade two fucking years ago. /tv/ as an entire board was designated star wars general for 8 months straight. this needs to end and we won't let this happen again
/mlp/ has their own board
/vp/ has their own board
it's time for star wars. no amount of moderation will be able to stop the ridiculous overpowering hoard of posts and threads made by tourists who think star wars is the only movie to ever exist
if you won't make a capeshit or star wars board at least give us /film/. it wouldn't even fucking cost you anything. just please fucking end this nightmare that is /tv/ post 2013
>>81618826
inb4 404.
A SciFi board maybe. That would be neat.
Star Wars and Star Trek would probably be enough to carry a reasonably fast board.
>>81618887
star wars isn't sci fi though
>>81618826
Star Wars shitposting is the only thing good about this board
Wew lads, I was about to cancel my TV licence but then I saw this amazing new show on iPlayer, I'm so glad I pay £150 a year
>tv license
>actually paying for BBC
>actually paying for a tv license
lul
>>81618590
>>81618601
They fucking send their goons to break your legs if you don't. My mate's spending a year in prison for not paying his.
>Personal.Shopper.2016.720p.WEB-DL.H264.AC3-EVO
>Personal.Shopper.2016.720p.WEB-DL.H264.AC3-EVO
>Personal.Shopper.2016.720p.WEB-DL.H264.AC3-EVO
>Personal.Shopper.2016.720p.WEB-DL.H264.AC3-EVO
>Personal.Shopper.2016.720p.WEB-DL.H264.AC3-EVO
The crackwhore finally made an interesting movie in time for VOD Friday!
Enjoy, /tv/!
>>81617599
I MIGHT watch this. Dunno yet. Cheers tho.
Let me know when 'Life' comes out
ill watch it
but it looks like i might have to wait a bit
because bearley anyone is seeding it
>>81618131
Not many people are leeching this so it should be fine to download now.
I was watching Split and I noticed a scene where he leavessome flowers near the train. Is this a reference to the train accident from Unbreakable? Like, this marked the death of Kevin's father and the birth of the Beast?I also want to understand, why 24 personalities? One for every year of Kevin's life?
What else did you guys noticed?
the main character's boobs are fucking great
If Shyamalan wasnt such a pajeet and kept it a secret that this was a sequel to unbreakable, I might have an answer for you.
ya, his dad died in that train crash
>Well /tv/, isn't there something you'd like to tell me?
>>81616970
Please forgive me senpai
>A FUCKING TREE
i'm sorry Mr Lucas please come back come back auuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh-----
Why aren't Michael Moore movies as popular as they used to be?
>>81616568
We can just turn on CNN if we want leftist propaganda shoved down our throats.
>>81616568
He hasn't made anything edgy enough
>>81616568
i saw Fahrenheit 9/11 in theaters while i was high on mushrooms
We've had a movie set in the time of Marcus Aurelius. We've had massive Julius Caesar spam over the years. We've had the Third Servile War.
When the fuck do I get my Third Century Crisis TV show/movie?
fuck the senate
Tfw no septimus severus wrecking shit
>>81616441
I want a kino that follows the events surrounding the "official" date of collapse in 476 and the consolidation of power and rise of the Franks, maybe even the Goths, Vandals and other various tribes.
Who would direct such a kino?
*stars in a movie about nazis*
*also stars in a movie about nazis as said nazi*
>>81616223
*heart skips a beat*
>>81616223
Guy Pearce is tapping THAT?